{"id":13757,"date":"2016-09-21T13:51:57","date_gmt":"2016-09-21T17:51:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=13757"},"modified":"2016-09-21T20:38:10","modified_gmt":"2016-09-22T00:38:10","slug":"three-stars-of-he-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/three-stars-of-he-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Stars of He-Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

by Triple racH<\/em><\/p>\n

\"3stars\"<\/a><\/p>\n

THIRD STAR<\/strong>
\nMega Touch<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Mega<\/a>

Mega Disturbing<\/p><\/div>\n

This sweetheart of a team mega touched the heart of BTSHers everywhere (including me) with their surprise win in the HiFi Division. They finished 8th<\/sup> overall in the league and earned themselves a week off this coming Sunday so that Julie can finally go apple picking. According to my sources, this has never happened before. They are so uncomfortable with skipping the play-in week that they\u2019ve requested a scrimmage for this Sunday against competing league sweetheart Fuzz. The Mega Touch story is a true BTSH underdog, as they finished at such a high seed by simply playing better \u2013 they didn\u2019t make any ringer pickups in the offseason. Nice work, Mega Touch!<\/p>\n

SECOND STAR<\/strong>
\nJoe P of the Anklebiters Production Crew<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Beer<\/a>

Beer and butter. A Simpson family staple.<\/p><\/div>\n

If you\u2019ve been checking the BTSH website, you know that BTSH Crabapalooza 2016 was a huge success. A big shout out to Joe P for getting and giving crabs to all of BTSH. JK, but really, he\u2019s a boss for driving back all the crabs from MD to our very own throwback league bar Ace for everyone to enjoy. Also, for discovering and posting about Old Bay Cheese Balls, without which I might never have known about them. Events that bring BTSH together are what the league is all about, and for that we salute you. Really hope you can get the smell of crab out of your car by next season\u2026<\/p>\n

FIRST STAR<\/strong>
\nDave GDR of the Tompkins Square Riots<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"happy-dave-gdr\"<\/a>

#goalienation Approved<\/p><\/div>\n

Dave \u201cI have too many names\u201d Gil de Rubio played the game of his life on Sunday. We interviewed a few fellow #goalienation members for their hot takes:<\/p>\n

\u201cIn 14 years of BTSH and many teams I have played for and against Dave GDR today had one of the BEST F*CKING GAMES in my time in this league. Today was a hockey version of Drago vs. Balboa<\/span> Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. The Rock\u201d -$h0\\\/\\\/T1M3 (did I do it right?)<\/p>\n

\u201cIt was the most incredible performance I\u2019ve seen by a goalie in 2 years of BTSH\u2026Dave is the only reason that game wasn\u2019t 11-0 today\u201d – #letnewmanplay<\/p>\n

Honorable Mentions<\/strong>:
\nAll the women<\/strong> who took balls to the face this weekend, apparently there were a lot\u2026in hockey guys!! Come on, get your mind out of the gutter. I heard specifically that \u201cCheeky got blasted in the eye by Isaac\u201d, but I didn\u2019t want to write that because I respect all parties involved. But the important part is that she made it back for crabtime!<\/p>\n

Mike T of the Sky Fighters<\/strong> for being Hattrick Swayze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

by Triple racH THIRD STAR Mega Touch This sweetheart of a team mega touched the heart of BTSHers everywhere (including me) with their surprise win in the HiFi Division. They finished 8th overall in the league and earned themselves a week off this coming Sunday so that Julie can finally go apple picking. According to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[315],"class_list":["post-13757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","tag-three-stars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13757"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13757"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13757\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13765,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13757\/revisions\/13765"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}