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<\/a><\/p>\nBut wait, Mr. Met is no longer in the playoffs, so who could possibly replace him? \u00a0This guy, he’s someone you definitely don’t want to see on your court Sunday, and definitely not in the Round of 4’s.<\/p>\n
But, this type of vague information on weather.com calls for a hero. \u00a0Like someone who used to work at a news service, preferably in broadcasting or reporting, possibly chased people around in a car who were talking on their cell phone, and has deep contacts with a Long Island weatherman.\u00a0 Well, this sucks, I know an asshole with that background, but surely not a hero.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Fresh Kills v. Butchers<\/strong><\/p>\n Neither team submitted their mad libs against humanity, so I guess they get a real preview\u2026<\/p>\n Fresh Kills has been a solid team all year, when their studs show up to play.\u00a0 You know who I’m talking about–any one on their roster.\u00a0 This year, they’ve seen short benches here and there, but if Tom, Gabe, Ariel, Pat Moore, and a few others make it with a strong Barch in net, they’re going to have a real strong showing against the Butchers.<\/p>\n But the Butchers are not to be underestimated.\u00a0 Posting the best season and strongest squad in Butcher history, the Meats will also be a force to reckon with.\u00a0 Their speed across the board may make it hard for Moore to track and Gabe and Ariel to chase down.\u00a0 While the Butchers’ captain, Dana, hangs out in the best vineyards in Tuscany, her squad will be playing in a franchise-defining game.<\/p>\n Although 2011 had a good squad, the 2016 Meats are really stacked. \u00a0It also doesn’t look like anyone in this photo has aged in the last 5 years. \u00a0Good on you!<\/p><\/div>\n Will a Butchers win be an upset?\u00a0 No, not really, if you have ever watched the Amazin’ Meats team this year.\u00a0 I don’t know who will come out on top, but it’s going to be a nail-biting game, possibly going into OT.<\/p>\n Lbs, Inc. v. Filthier<\/strong><\/p>\n Last week Filthier had a Mr. Flopper<\/u> of a game.\u00a0 Their soiled in oil<\/u> performance, which was tantamount to the Rainbow’s no douches in this crease<\/u> style of play was a real test.\u00a0 Luckily, pen15<\/u> pulled a baseball bat down a hallway<\/u> maneuver to win the game.<\/p>\n But, the Pounds are looking to give it to them doggy style by the dog pound<\/u>, making them all lubricated<\/u> and milky<\/u>.\u00a0 This game will get interesting if this happens.<\/p>\n Meanwhile, Filthier did not submit their mad libs against humanity, so they’re previews are looking a bit more bleak.\u00a0 Will Denny and the Gang take back control of their playoff run?\u00a0 Will Adela be roster checked because she’s only showed up twice or so this season?\u00a0 With Shaq back from Oktoberfest or wherever the hell he was, and the perfect duo, James and Ann, on the prowl, the game’s final score will be left up to both teams’ stellar goaltending.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n G. Anklebiters v. Rehabs<\/strong><\/p>\n The Anklebiters are known for taking teams to the final minutes of playoff games.\u00a0 With Ben, Derho, and their secret shooting weapon who shall not be named, Eric Ramirez may have some trouble coming his way.\u00a0 Despite not posting a phenomenal season record, they can go toe to toe with any team in this league.\u00a0 A few bounces their way, with some grit and hustle, is going to make this game a true $H0wD0wN.<\/p>\n In that same vein, the Rehabs are looking incredibly strong this year.\u00a0 They acquired two players from inarguably the best team in league history for a pastrami sandwich from Tompkins Finest Deli, but they may have to forfeit this game due to these illegal players after their captain failed to pay the “next round of beer is on us” clause of the contract, which has been outstanding for more than 8 weeks.\u00a0 With two of the best women constantly on defense and a swath of hunks always prepared to shoot the ball, the Anklebiters may become moreover nailbiters this game, as Craig is going to have to do a lot to keep them out of the net.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n