{"id":13996,"date":"2016-10-19T12:01:15","date_gmt":"2016-10-19T16:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=13996"},"modified":"2016-10-19T13:15:57","modified_gmt":"2016-10-19T17:15:57","slug":"2016-btsh-award-nominations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2016-btsh-award-nominations\/","title":{"rendered":"2016 BTSH Award Nominations"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s here! \u00a0The moment you BTSHers have been waiting for…<\/p>\n

The 2016 BTSH Award Nominations!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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The final nominations were not easy to agree on. \u00a0The committee reviewed several minutes of video tape, fed stats into Derek and Eli’s simulator, took a couple shots and with one eye open were able pair their lists down from seven to five players for each category. \u00a0And without further ado here they are.<\/p>\n

Best Duo<\/strong><\/p>\n

    \n
  1. Vernoia family from Instant Karma<\/li>\n
  2. Diane and Zach from Love\u2019s Eternal Glory<\/li>\n
  3. Ambiguous Straight Duo (Derek and Eli) from Mathematics<\/li>\n
  4. Heather and Morgen from Gut Rot<\/li>\n
  5. Jamie and Walker from Gremlins<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    \u00a0<\/strong>Rookie of the Year (male)<\/strong><\/p>\n

      \n
    1. D. Perko from Gut Rot<\/li>\n
    2. Mike from Poutine Machine<\/li>\n
    3. Jimmy from Butchers<\/li>\n
    4. Alex from Rehabs<\/li>\n
    5. Seffi from Denim Demons<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

      Rookie of the Year (female)<\/strong><\/p>\n

        \n
      1. Morgen from Gut Rot<\/li>\n
      2. Alyssa from Fuzz<\/li>\n
      3. Alexis from Sky Fighters<\/li>\n
      4. Nicole from Instant Karma<\/li>\n
      5. Charlotte from Poutine Machine<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

        Bob W. Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence (Captain of the Year)<\/strong><\/p>\n

          \n
        1. Jo-Ann and Brian from Poutine Machine<\/li>\n
        2. Ali from LBS, Inc.<\/li>\n
        3. Julie from Mega Touch<\/li>\n
        4. Tommy from Gut Rot (BITCHES)<\/li>\n
        5. Olivier and Caroline from Sky Fighters<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

          Best Defense (male)<\/strong><\/p>\n

            \n
          1. Liam from Cobra Kai<\/li>\n
          2. Pat from Fresh Kills<\/li>\n
          3. Sam from LBS, Inc.<\/li>\n
          4. Zach from Mathematics<\/li>\n
          5. JJ from Filthier<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

            Best Defense (female)<\/strong><\/p>\n

              \n
            1. Coco from Gouging Anklebiters<\/li>\n
            2. Steph from Mathematics<\/li>\n
            3. Sena from Rehabs<\/li>\n
            4. L-Mac from Tompkins Square Riots<\/li>\n
            5. Tiffany from Corlears Hookers<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

              Best Facebook Commenter<\/strong><\/p>\n

                \n
              1. J. Perras from Mathematics<\/li>\n
              2. Bubblebath from Gouging Anklebiters<\/li>\n
              3. Mike-D from What The Puck<\/li>\n
              4. Abby from Dark Rainbows<\/li>\n
              5. Hopper from In Memoriam<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                Minkus Award \u2013 for flamboyance and extraordinary feats in goaltending<\/strong><\/p>\n

                  \n
                1. Jamie from Gremlins<\/li>\n
                2. Nick from Cobra Kai<\/li>\n
                3. Dave GDR from Tompkins Square Riots<\/li>\n
                4. Newman from The Free Agent List<\/li>\n
                5. Tim from Filthier<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                  Most Underrated (male)<\/strong><\/p>\n

                    \n
                  1. Max from Mega Touch<\/li>\n
                  2. Mike from Butchers<\/li>\n
                  3. Drew and Joe from Tompkins Square Riots<\/li>\n
                  4. Chuck from Gouging Anklebiters<\/li>\n
                  5. Ilanis from Gremlins<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                    Most Underrated (female)<\/strong><\/p>\n

                      \n
                    1. Susie from What The Puck<\/li>\n
                    2. Allison from Gremlins<\/li>\n
                    3. Scoops from Sky Fighters<\/li>\n
                    4. Tracy from Denim Demons<\/li>\n
                    5. Christina from Tompkins Square Riots<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                      Upset of the Year<\/strong><\/p>\n

                        \n
                      1. Dark Rainbows shutting out Filthier<\/li>\n
                      2. Mega Touch winning the Hi-Fi Division<\/li>\n
                      3. Sky Fighters defeating Fuzz in the Quarterfinals<\/li>\n
                      4. Fuzz making the league actually upset<\/li>\n
                      5. Cheeky picking Mega Touch over Gremlins and Mathematics<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                        C Dubs Award for the player with the sweetest disposition<\/strong><\/p>\n

                          \n
                        1. Tim from Butchers<\/li>\n
                        2. Christina from Poutine Machine<\/li>\n
                        3. Gilligan(s) from Gut Rot<\/li>\n
                        4. Isaac from Instant Karma<\/li>\n
                        5. Bernstein from Dark Rainbows<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                          Rachel Greene Award for Snark, Style and Finesse<\/strong><\/p>\n

                            \n
                          1. Diana from Gouging Anklebiters<\/li>\n
                          2. Alexa from Fuzz<\/li>\n
                          3. Roxy from Mathematics<\/li>\n
                          4. Emily from What The Puck<\/li>\n
                          5. Tia from Dark Rainbows<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                            Norris Trophy – Inaugural Award for Best Fake Family<\/strong><\/p>\n

                              \n
                            1. Stewart: Cherie and Isaac<\/li>\n
                            2. Moore: Sarah, Emily, Amber and Pat<\/li>\n
                            3. Dudelovich and Batuwantudawe: Mike and Jamie<\/li>\n
                            4. Green(e): Will and Rachel<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                              Bumptious Chump Award for the BTSHer that is self-assertive or proud to an irritating degree<\/strong><\/p>\n

                                \n
                              1. All of Fuzz<\/li>\n
                              2. Brian Cro from Corlears Hookers<\/li>\n
                              3. Walker Ha from Gremlins<\/li>\n
                              4. Bill from Dark Rainbows<\/li>\n
                              5. Brian SA. from Poutine Machine<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                Clavvy Award<\/strong> for long form submission of an article<\/strong><\/p>\n

                                  \n
                                1. Hornswoggle (Jerome) for Premier League Equivalent Article<\/li>\n
                                2. Ophelia Bauls for Rehabs Article<\/li>\n
                                3. Tia for Commish Article<\/li>\n
                                4. Byron Clavicle for Facing Backwards 1 (Clavicle)<\/li>\n
                                5. D. Perko for Stick Retrieval<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

                                  Congratulations to each of the nominees. \u00a0The winners will be announced LIVE during the end of season party at the Parkside Lounge<\/a> this Sunday, October 23rd. \u00a0The festivities kick-off around 6ish with plenty of drink specials to keep you believing everyone is beautiful. \u00a0We’ll see you there!<\/p>\n

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