{"id":14158,"date":"2016-11-04T08:58:18","date_gmt":"2016-11-04T12:58:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=14158"},"modified":"2016-11-09T22:16:02","modified_gmt":"2016-11-10T03:16:02","slug":"facing-backwards-on-2016-part-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/facing-backwards-on-2016-part-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Facing Backwards on 2016 &#8211; Part 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Facing Backwards on 2016 is a short series by the media team in which we reflect on the season and what it meant to us.\u00a0 We hope you enjoy.\u00a0 Here\u2019s the final installment. \u00a0(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/facing-backwards-on-2016-part-1\/\">Part 1<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/facing-backwards-on-2016-part-2\/\">Part 2<\/a>\u00a0and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/facing-backwards-on-2016-part-3\/\">Part 3<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13772\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/mega-sky-rail.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13772\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-13772\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/mega-sky-rail-300x218.jpg\" alt=\"Thank You\" width=\"300\" height=\"218\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/mega-sky-rail-300x218.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/mega-sky-rail-768x558.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/mega-sky-rail-1024x744.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/mega-sky-rail.jpg 1115w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13772\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Thank You<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>Facing Backwards<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>by Diana &#8216;Cheekbones&#8217; M.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Facing backwards is a common practice not only in BTSH theme writing, but also in my daily life. For instance, I enjoy facing backwards on elevators, much to the discomfort of my fellow riders. When you don&#8217;t break eye-contact, and keep on mouthing &#8220;hello&#8221; repeatedly, you can really make yourself unforgettable.<\/p>\n<p>I also face backwards when the doctor&#8217;s office only has the afternoon appointment available, and I have to weigh in post lunch and a latte. Oh and I don&#8217;t have to take off my shoes? I&#8217;m a size 9 boot, plus the weight of the knife. I won&#8217;t look at the number that comes up.\u00a0 It ain&#8217;t right.<\/p>\n<p>I face backwards when riding around in Sam&#8217;s car too, because trying to pry the trunk open from the inside is only going to be successful in one direction.<\/p>\n<p>And sometimes I face backwards <span class=\"aBn\" tabindex=\"0\" data-term=\"goog_1104648418\"><span class=\"aQJ\">on Monday<\/span><\/span> mornings. Not only because the mirror is showing me <a href=\"https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/BoQ7IPACAAAemHZ.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?hl=en&amp;q=https:\/\/pbs.twimg.com\/media\/BoQ7IPACAAAemHZ.jpg&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1478349065111000&amp;usg=AFQjCNHLgGHbvTf0LsdbMa88iztxwgbVtQ\">E.T. when he puts the wig on<\/a>, but because of all the hilarity of the BTSH <span class=\"aBn\" tabindex=\"0\" data-term=\"goog_1104648419\"><span class=\"aQJ\">Sunday<\/span><\/span>. I don&#8217;t know what the hell I used to do on Sundays, but it wasn&#8217;t this good. Here are the top ten things I see when facing backwards on this season:<\/p>\n<p>10. Tommy and Amy realizing they accidentally landed on the &#8220;dirty&#8221; version of Summer Lovin&#8217; at the Karaoke Contest<\/p>\n<p>9. Joining the media and getting to see how much love and effort that crew puts into the league, even French Rich.<\/p>\n<p>8. Newman organizing a scrimmage, having an overflow of participants, and not being able to get rid of his perma-grin.<\/p>\n<p>7. Dana&#8217;s role in the photo shoot for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/youve-got-male\/\" target=\"_blank\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?hl=en&amp;q=http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/youve-got-male\/&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1478349065111000&amp;usg=AFQjCNFtq_5QgI7HI77rUBVBBRCe7wW8bw\">You&#8217;ve Got Male<\/a>\u00a0.\u00a0She committed early and hard.<\/p>\n<p>6. Amy&#8217;s contributions to the same piece, especially &#8220;Ophelia: what&#8217;s the secret to getting married? Amy: Never let him see you poop&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>5. Two team trips to Hillsdale, organized by the Donohue&#8217;s&#8230;.one where the entire team fit into a hot tub, and every female refused to sit next to Joe P.<\/p>\n<p>4. Peeing in Coco&#8217;s bathroom during a team gathering, seeing the door open, and Craig put Jojo down inside, and then shut the door.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_14160\" style=\"width: 232px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/heres-jojo.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14160\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-14160\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/heres-jojo-222x300.png\" alt=\"Here's Jojo!\" width=\"222\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/heres-jojo-222x300.png 222w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/heres-jojo.png 519w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 222px) 100vw, 222px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-14160\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Here&#8217;s Jojo!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>3. Derek and Eli&#8217;s rendition of &#8220;I Want it That Way&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>2. Teaching Chuck how to shoot<\/p>\n<p>1. All the Anklebiters<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13873\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/team-biters-2016.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13873\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-13873\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/team-biters-2016-300x203.png\" alt=\"The team that dranks together wins together.\" width=\"300\" height=\"203\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/team-biters-2016-300x203.png 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/team-biters-2016-768x520.png 768w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/team-biters-2016.png 1016w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13873\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The team that dranks together wins together.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Facing Backwards on 2016 is a short series by the media team in which we reflect on the season and what it meant to us.\u00a0 We hope you enjoy.\u00a0 Here\u2019s the final installment. \u00a0(Part 1,\u00a0Part 2\u00a0and Part 3) Facing Backwards by Diana &#8216;Cheekbones&#8217; M. 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