{"id":142,"date":"2007-07-20T13:32:02","date_gmt":"2007-07-20T18:32:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/2007\/07\/20\/btsh-weekly-recap-19-july-2007\/"},"modified":"2007-07-20T13:34:07","modified_gmt":"2007-07-20T18:34:07","slug":"btsh-weekly-recap-19-july-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/btsh-weekly-recap-19-july-2007\/","title":{"rendered":"BTSH WEEKLY RECAP – 19 JULY 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"

BTSH WEEKLY RECAP – 19 JULY 2007<\/strong>
\nby Eli Kazin <\/p>\n

Please pass anything noteworthy on to me at themajordeegan@yahoo.com or look for me at the games or the bars.
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\nThe Games<\/strong><\/p>\n

WHAT THE PUCK\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S WINNING STREAK HAS BEEN REPORTED LOST.<\/strong> The Corlears Hookers remained undefeated with a 4-2 victory against What The Puck that also ended the defending champion\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s fifteen game winning streak. Gavin Kearney scored two goals, including the game winner midway through the second half on an angled shot to the top left corner of the goal, and the Corlears Hookers also received goals from Josh Sadlier-Brown and Kelly Buchanan. The goal scorers for What The Puck were Corey \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcChongo\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Winters and Brian Vroom. <\/p>\n

THIS GAME TURNED OUT TO BE A PRETTY GOOD ONE.<\/strong> The two teams that were mentioned, somewhat derisively, in last week\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Game of the Week description played a very exciting and close game, with Daniel Canarick scoring the only goal of the game midway through the second half to lead the Bad Touch past the Tuques, 1-0. Michael Tuckman registered his first shutout of the season for the Bad Touch, and this game also featured referees Eric \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcEl Guapo\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 DiPierri and Jeremy Schumacher, the Best Looking Ref Duo in BTSH (with apologies to Adam and Jim from the Denim Demons).<\/p>\n

CRABCAKES AND FOOTBALL.<\/strong> THAT\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S WHAT MARYLAND DOES. Maryland native Mike O\u00e2\u20ac\u2122Connor recorded his first shutout of the season as the Gouging Anklebiters blanked Cobra Kai, 5-0. Eric \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcEl Guapo\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 DiPierri scored three goals, and Shannon Voto and Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton each added a goal for the Gouging Anklebiters, who won their second straight game with food or alcohol as a pre-game bet. Note to the Mathematics, who play the Gouging Anklebiters next week…if you want to win, DO NOT bet on the game.<\/p>\n

AND ANOTHER UNDEFEATED TEAM FALLS.<\/strong> Suvin Malik scored the only goal of the shootout as Filthy Gorgeous defeated the Unicorns, 3-2. In regulation, Homin \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcMaverick\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Lee and Jeff Giberstein scored goals for Filthy Gorgeous, while Hector \u00e2\u20ac\u02dc$howtim3′ Melendez and Courtney Butler scored goals for the Unicorns. Alex Zabala appeared to score a goal for the Unicorns in the first half on a shot that might have hit the inside post or a water bottle, but neither referee saw the ball go in the net, so no goal was awarded.<\/p>\n

SHOOTOUTS GALORE.<\/strong> Samuel Anthony and Ken \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcThe Alpha Male\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Poulin each scored in the shootout as LBS rallied to defeat the Mathematics, 2-1. Alex Simon scored the tying goal for LBS midway through the second half, while Andy Pratt scored the lone goal for the Mathematics. Derek Tagliarino played his first ever game in goal for the Mathematics, and managed to give up eight fewer goals than Tim \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcScrappy\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Gray of the Mighty Squirrels did against the same opponent.<\/p>\n

IS PORK FRIED RICE STARTING TO HIT THEIR STRIDE?<\/strong> Ant \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcFather Time\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Ventolieri, Mike \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcCupcake\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Bartlett, and Tim Hannon each scored goals as Pork Fried Rice defeated the Rehabs, 3-1. Bryan Welch scored the lone goal for the Rehabs, although he stated after the game that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not a good thing if he is the only goal scorer for his team.<\/p>\n

HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF.<\/strong> Miky Wolf scored two goals, including the game winner with approximately five minutes remaining in regulation, as the Mighty Squirrels upset Fresh Kills, 3-2. Gary Kowalski also scored a goal for the Mighty Squirrels, while Kevin \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcTiny\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Foster and Patrick Moore scored goals for Fresh Kills.<\/p>\n

MEXICAN STANDOFF IS BETTER AT FOUR ON FOUR THAN THE SKY FIGHTERS ARE.<\/strong> In a game where both teams had to play with only four players at a time due to low female turnout, Mexican Standoff pounded the Sky Fighters, 9-0. Tim Hartz recorded the shutout for Mexican Standoff, who received three goals from Ben Bloom, two goals apiece from Gary Cohen and Haanwa Chau, and one goal each from Jason Greenberg and Tim Olson. <\/p>\n

THE POWER OF JESUS COMPELS YOU.<\/strong> Trevor \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcJesus\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Tyrrell, according to his opposition, played a stellar game in net, as the Dark Rainbows defeated the Denim Demons, 5-3. Jennie Brown, Michel Steenport and Libby Hartle-Tyrrell played most of the game for the Dark Rainbows and were captain Sean Reynolds\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 selections as the three stars of the game. Dave Shyu, Jeff Kamen, and Zack Tinkleman were the goal scorers for the Denim Demons.
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\nNickname Nook With Derek Tagliarino<\/strong><\/p>\n

(please send all comments to derektag@gmail.com)
\nThese people will now be known as the following:
\nCraig Lacombe<\/strong> of the Unicorns is now Ug (http:\/\/filebox.vt.edu\/users\/ironjev\/ug.gif).<\/p>\n

I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll yield the second nickname to Peter Putka of Corlears Hookers:
\n\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcChris Beauvois<\/strong> is now \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcFlipper\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 as the result of a save he made in our game that deflected off my foot towards the goal and he saved by jumping up with his head like a Marine animal. Craig Lacombe came up with the name at the Johnson\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s while we were having a beer and chatting in the latter stages of the evening\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u2122<\/p>\n

Also, after careful consideration and serious deliberation, I have decided that Andrea\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s<\/strong> nickname, Vegetable Lasagna, will stand.
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\nUnsung Hero of the Week<\/strong><\/p>\n

The unsung hero for this week is Kyle Fogden<\/strong> of the Mighty Squirrels, who usually plays on defense but played in goal for just the second time in his BTSH career, and allowed just two goals to help the Mighty Squirrels upset Fresh Kills.
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\nNews and Notes<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ellery \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcThe Nature Boy\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Gillette<\/strong> invented a new rule, calling traveling on Shannon Voto<\/strong> of the Gouging Anklebiters after she grabbed a ball out of the air and took a few steps while trying to find a good place to put it on the pavement….Kelly Buchanan\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s<\/strong> goal was also her first BTSH goal….Corey \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcChongo\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Winters<\/strong>, while trying to keep a ball from rolling out of bounds, dove into the spectator area and knocked over some of Fresh Kills\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 beer. Fresh Kills is not completely without blame, as they should know better than to sit within a few feet of the out-of-bounds line.
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\nUpcoming Schedule<\/strong><\/p>\n

July 22nd, 2007
\n4pm Moffo GAME OF THE WEEK<\/strong> Corlears Hookers (11-0) vs. Unicorns (8-1-2)
\n– The Unicorns are ready to face the Corlears Hookers, with both Craig \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcUg\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Lacombe and Hector \u00e2\u20ac\u02dc$howtim3′ Melendez providing some pre-game comments. Lacombe states \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcI have love for the Hookers, I have love for Peter Putka and Chris Beauvois, but I want to say Fuck You to Pal.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Not to be outdone, \u00e2\u20ac\u02dc$howtim3′ offered the following words: \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcThere\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s no way in hell that the Corlears Hookers are going to step on the court undefeated and walk off still undefeated. I vow that I will play until I run myself into the hospital that the Unicorns and I will beat the Hookers this Sunday!\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 How much would it cost for the Hookers to fly in Brendan \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcDutch\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Kearney from Guatemala just to play in this game?<\/p>\n

3pm Corlears 1 Bad Touch (4-7) vs. Filthy Gorgeous (6-5)
\n3pm Corlears 2 Gouging Anklebiters (3-8) vs. Mathematics (4-7)
\n3pm Moffo Pork Fried Rice (7-4) vs. Fresh Kills (7-4)
\n4pm Corlears 1 Dark Rainbows (8-3) vs. Tuques (3-8)
\n4pm Moffo Corlears Hookers (11-0) vs. Unicorns (8-1-2)
\n4pm Corlears 2 Denim Demons (7-3-1) vs. Sky Fighters (1-10)
\n5pm Corlears 1 Rehabs (6-4-1) vs. Mexican Standoff (2-9)
\n5pm Corlears 2 Cobra Kai (4-7) vs. Mighty Squirrels (2-9)
\n5pm Moffo What The Puck (10-1) vs. LBS (4-7)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

BTSH WEEKLY RECAP – 19 JULY 2007 by Eli Kazin Please pass anything noteworthy on to me at themajordeegan@yahoo.com or look for me at the games or the bars. ——————————————————– The Games WHAT THE PUCK\u00e2\u20ac\u2122S WINNING STREAK HAS BEEN REPORTED LOST. The Corlears Hookers remained undefeated with a 4-2 victory against What The Puck that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-reports"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=142"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/142\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}