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<\/a><\/p>\nAnt’s New Shirt Was Conspicuously Missing Always quick to respond to team problems,\u00a0Mad\u00a0Dog took it upon himself to design\u00a0a new look for his squad.\u00a0 Larry’s hot new style (termed “Version 9.0”) includes the usual orange and blue coloring with “WHAT the PUCK?” written across the front.\u00a0 “9.0” (signifying the team’s ninth season) is displayed in the\u00a0bottom left corner.\u00a0 The new duds were so popular, even the injured players on the sidelines adorned them.\u00a0 Sadly, with What the Puck’s surprising loss to the Unicorns, the team is now 0-1 in their new jerseys.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hurricane Sharif Blows Through<\/strong> Know Your Neighbors<\/strong><\/p>\n Name:<\/strong> Trevor Tyrrell Neck Hole Not Included Ant’s New Shirt Was Conspicuously Missing Although What The Puck may play like a well-oiled machine, the team hasn’t been on the same page fashion-wise all season.\u00a0\u00a0Primarily due to captain Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer’s crafty offseason acquisitions, the team has been forced to wear a\u00a0fairly random assortment of semi-orange team uniforms.\u00a0\u00a0Some […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[123,12,42,43,8],"class_list":["post-1431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2009-season","tag-dark-rainbows","tag-news-and-notes","tag-too-much-sharif","tag-what-the-puck"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1431"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1457,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1431\/revisions\/1457"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n<\/strong>Although What The Puck may play like a well-oiled machine, the team hasn’t been on the same page fashion-wise all season.\u00a0\u00a0Primarily due to captain Larry “Mad Dog” Zimmer’s crafty offseason acquisitions, the team has been forced to wear a\u00a0fairly random assortment of semi-orange team uniforms.\u00a0\u00a0Some of the more humorous variations on the WTP shirt have been Salvatore Malguarnera, Jr.’s\u00a0faded Islanders t-shirt<\/a>, Zimmer’s bright orange Carlos Beltran\u00a0mock jersey, Michelle Doucet’s $4\u00a0Wal-Mart generic, Adriano Bratta’s\u00a0blinding day-glo top<\/a>,\u00a0and Ollie Hartman’s Teaches Hoops shirt<\/a> he found in a\u00a0Salvation Army.<\/p>\n
\nIn addition the low pressure system passing through the New York Metropolitan area on Sunday, another force of nature made an appearance at Tompkins. Biking in from California, Mathematics Captain Emeritus Sharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi left a path of destruction, despite only a thirty minute appearance. Although many of his former teammates were happy to see him, they were left wondering if there was a\u00a0purpose\u00a0to his extremely brief visit, as he left before their game ended. Ironically, once the skies cleared and The Buzzsaw was gone, the Mathematics seemed to perform a lot better, as they staged an impressive comeback against Mexican Standoff.<\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n
\n<\/span><\/a>Team:<\/strong> Dark Rainbows
\nNickname: <\/strong>White Jesus
\nRejected Nicknames: <\/strong>Black Jesus, T-Squared, Trev, Trevor Abs
\nOrigin:<\/strong> Springfield, VA
\nCollege:<\/strong> Boston University
\nEarly Aspirations:<\/strong>\u00a0To sell out
\nFirst\u00a0Job: <\/strong>Waiter at the Springfield Mall Bennigan’s<\/a>
\nCurrent Job:<\/strong> Backup goalie for the Dark Rainbows
\nHero: <\/strong>Sean Reynolds
\nReason to Love Him: <\/strong>He brings a tent to the court every week so the Rainbows can stay dry.
\nReason to Hate Him: <\/strong>Only one player can fit in the tent at a time.
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> He attended Boston University with fellow Rainbows Sean Reynolds and P.T. Walkley, and the three have been BFFs ever since.
\nFavorite Things: <\/strong>Washington Capitals, term limits for governors, jorts, Bushwick Bill<\/a>
\nFavorite Religious Deity:<\/strong> Vishnu<\/a>
\nLeast Favorite Things:<\/strong> shaving cream, West Virginia, mustard, the color pink
\nBest Known For: <\/strong>As a goalie, he allowed\u00a0only one goal in four playoff games en route to the Dark Rainbows’ 2007 championship.
\nHockey Comparison: “<\/a><\/strong>Cowboy” Bill Flett<\/a>
\n<\/span>Non-Hockey Comparison:<\/strong> Jesus of Nazareth
\n<\/span>Things the Media Will Continue to Overhype about Him:<\/strong> His outstanding play at both goalie and forward
\nDown the Road:<\/strong> Dark Rainbows starting goalie John Meyer is sidelined with a lower body injury.\u00a0 As backup, Trevor fills in, and the Rainbows defeat Cobra Kai on Hockey Night in Tompkins.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"