{"id":14499,"date":"2017-05-15T12:42:34","date_gmt":"2017-05-15T16:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=14499"},"modified":"2017-05-15T12:57:58","modified_gmt":"2017-05-15T16:57:58","slug":"caption-contest-winner-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/caption-contest-winner-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Contest Winner"},"content":{"rendered":"

By Diana M<\/em><\/p>\n

Brethren,<\/span><\/p>\n

This week\u2019s Cap\u2019tion Crunch leads us back to the good old days of tushy humor. I asked you for your worst, and you delivered.<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cWorky and Creamy prepare for their roles in the upcoming re-enactment of the Rich Glanzer Fence Incident by testing the tensile strength of said fence.\u201d by Eli K<\/p><\/div>\n

3rd Place: <\/b>\u201cCreamy, can you believe that tight calves are pre-existing conditions?\u201d<\/span><\/i> by Tia L<\/span><\/p>\n

Way to be current and witty, homegirl.<\/span><\/p>\n

2nd Place:<\/b> \u201cNo, Creamy! \u00a0Like this. THIS is how you bring all the boys to the yard.\u201d<\/em> by Isaac S<\/span><\/p>\n

Trust a Hemsworth to know how to catch some prey. \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

1st Place: <\/b>\u201cWorky and Creamy prepare for their roles in the upcoming re-enactment of the Rich Glanzer Fence Incident by testing the tensile strength of said fence.\u201d<\/span><\/i> by Eli K<\/span><\/p>\n

Your ability to bring everything back to Glanzer takes my breath away. <\/span><\/p>\n

Honorable mentions:<\/b><\/p>\n

\u201cWorky you POS. You don’t call a high stick with a minute left when someone thinks they scored. It didn’t affect the play. Or effect? I don’t know I suck with grammar. Fuck you. Hey Creamy. Miss you. Glad you’re back.\u201d<\/span><\/i> by Glanzer<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cCheck out the Butt on that! Yeah. He must workout.\u201d <\/span><\/i>by Cro<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cOur eyes are up here.\u201d<\/span><\/i> by Worky<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Diana M Brethren, This week\u2019s Cap\u2019tion Crunch leads us back to the good old days of tushy humor. I asked you for your worst, and you delivered. 3rd Place: \u201cCreamy, can you believe that tight calves are pre-existing conditions?\u201d by Tia L Way to be current and witty, homegirl. 2nd Place: \u201cNo, Creamy! \u00a0Like […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[272],"class_list":["post-14499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","tag-caption-contest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14499"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14499"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14503,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14499\/revisions\/14503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}