{"id":14661,"date":"2017-06-05T12:49:54","date_gmt":"2017-06-05T16:49:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=14661"},"modified":"2017-06-06T10:00:26","modified_gmt":"2017-06-06T14:00:26","slug":"caption-contest-winner-memorial-day-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/caption-contest-winner-memorial-day-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Contest Winner &#8211; Memorial Day Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>By Diana M<\/em><\/p>\n<div>Good morning campers,<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>This moment was brought to you by the BTSH Ministry of Silly Walks. Jon and Bryan delivered a spectacular freeze frame, and you delivered the expert commentary. Here we go:<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div id=\"attachment_14580\" style=\"width: 1034px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/welch-crotch-shot.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14580\" class=\"wp-image-14580 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/welch-crotch-shot-1024x608.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"608\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/welch-crotch-shot-1024x608.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/welch-crotch-shot-300x178.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/05\/welch-crotch-shot-768x456.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-14580\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">&#8220;Is Jon playing old school hockey? Because that looks like the Charleston.&#8221; &#8211; The Butchers<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><b>3rd Place:<\/b><\/div>\n<div>Ryann G.<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Fuck! There goes my orange butt plug.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><b>2nd Place:<\/b><\/div>\n<div>Ben C.<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;The Butchers reveal their new strategy: mesmerizing their opponents with interpretive dance.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div><b>\u00a0<\/b><\/div>\n<div><b>1st place:\u00a0<\/b><\/div>\n<div>The Butchers<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;Is Jon playing old school hockey? Because that looks like the Charleston.&#8221;<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"gmail_quote\">\n<div class=\"adL\">\n<div class=\"im\">\n<div><u><b>Honorable Mention<\/b><\/u><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>JW<\/div>\n<div>&#8220;I haven&#8217;t seen anyone that protective of their junk since the last time Lorena Bobbitt was in town.&#8221;<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"adL\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Diana M Good morning campers, This moment was brought to you by the BTSH Ministry of Silly Walks. Jon and Bryan delivered a spectacular freeze frame, and you delivered the expert commentary. Here we go: 3rd Place: Ryann G. &#8220;Fuck! There goes my orange butt plug.&#8221; 2nd Place: Ben C. &#8220;The Butchers reveal their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[272],"class_list":["post-14661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","tag-caption-contest"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14661"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14661"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14661\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14664,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14661\/revisions\/14664"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}