{"id":14672,"date":"2017-06-07T09:04:04","date_gmt":"2017-06-07T13:04:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=14672"},"modified":"2017-06-07T09:04:04","modified_gmt":"2017-06-07T13:04:04","slug":"three-stars-of-week-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/three-stars-of-week-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Stars of Week 8"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/3stars.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-12146 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/3stars.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"407\" height=\"130\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/3stars.jpg 407w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/3stars-300x96.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 407px) 100vw, 407px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Third Star<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Scrimmages<\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_14676\" style=\"width: 685px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/roberts-prance.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14676\" class=\"wp-image-14676 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/roberts-prance.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"675\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/roberts-prance.png 675w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/roberts-prance-300x198.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 675px) 100vw, 675px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-14676\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">On Sunday teams were playing at about 60-70%. Just look at how kind the Hookers are to let Roberts bring the ball up.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Mother Nature may have ruined the pre-season Free Agent Scrimmage, but so far she\u2019s provided just enough precipitation to not call it a game, but also not call off the game.\u00a0 For the second time this half season we\u2019ve been treated to a friendly with our opposing team for the week.\u00a0 (Although, some of us that have wiped out would prefer she not do this a third time.)\u00a0 While it won\u2019t show up on the Schedule or Results these games deserve an asterisk.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Second Star<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Cheeky from Mega Touch<\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_14677\" style=\"width: 558px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/cheeky-punishing-rob.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14677\" class=\"wp-image-14677 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/cheeky-punishing-rob.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"548\" height=\"398\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/cheeky-punishing-rob.png 548w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/cheeky-punishing-rob-300x218.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 548px) 100vw, 548px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-14677\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Cheeky swears Rob ran into her blade.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Against all odds Cheeky put on a ridiculous defensive performance for her squad.\u00a0 Sharp passes out of Mega\u2019s defensive zone, sacrificing her body by blocking shots, and frustrating the Rehabs forwards with each shift she took.\u00a0 She is now in conversation for the Best Defense and possibly the Rachel G Award for Snark, Style and Finesse.<\/p>\n<p><strong>First Star<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Spirit of BTSH featuring Ben P from Mathematics (via Gouging Anklebiters)<\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_14674\" style=\"width: 567px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/probie-v-eitan.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-14674\" class=\"wp-image-14674 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/probie-v-eitan.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"557\" height=\"559\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/probie-v-eitan.png 557w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/probie-v-eitan-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/06\/probie-v-eitan-300x300.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 557px) 100vw, 557px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-14674\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ready. Fight!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>This guy gets it.<\/p>\n<p>With Math desperate for a goalie and only 10 minutes to go before the puck dropped, Zach pleaded to the Sidelines for a hero to step up.\u00a0 Heeding the call to lend a helping hand, Probie put aside their divisional differences and put on those repulsive league pads (with the help of $howT!m3) and hopped in between the pipes for Math.\u00a0 Even though he had never played the position before (well, at least that\u2019s the story Sam sold to the Tia and the Dark Rainbows,) and was a wee-bit pissed at the moment, he was able to post a 0.857 save percentage and secure the W.\u00a0 Thanks for keeping it BTSH-real Stinky-P.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Honorable Mentions:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Suvin M from Filthier<\/strong> \u2013 Mother Nature doesn\u2019t bother this dude.\u00a0 Slicing through Karma\u2019s defense he eclipsed his season goal total and plus one for a hat trick.\u00a0 In my opinion he doesn\u2019t get enough credit for his contributions to Filthy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>$howT!m3 from Rehabs<\/strong> \u2013 coming out of retirement for the uncountable time he withstood the onslaught of Mega\u2019s shots and posted another shutout to an already hall of fame BTSH career.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Third Star Scrimmages Mother Nature may have ruined the pre-season Free Agent Scrimmage, but so far she\u2019s provided just enough precipitation to not call it a game, but also not call off the game.\u00a0 For the second time this half season we\u2019ve been treated to a friendly with our opposing team for the week.\u00a0 (Although, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[315],"class_list":["post-14672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","tag-three-stars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14672"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14672"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14672\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14687,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14672\/revisions\/14687"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}