{"id":14815,"date":"2017-06-28T08:41:24","date_gmt":"2017-06-28T12:41:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=14815"},"modified":"2017-06-28T08:41:24","modified_gmt":"2017-06-28T12:41:24","slug":"three-stars-pride-weekend-edition-week-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/three-stars-pride-weekend-edition-week-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Stars – Pride Weekend Edition (Week 10)"},"content":{"rendered":"

by Rachel G and Dana K<\/em><\/p>\n

Third Star: Pride and balance restored<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n

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As we spend more and more time together on Sundays, things get a little incestuous. Any given Sunday, lining up across from you could be your ex, your future husband, your current wife, your co-worker or your high school buddy. When this team happens to be in your own division and you play twice a season, things heat up. This given Sunday in one of these frenemy type rivalries, balance was restored. Creamy can sleep easy that Diana only wears the pants on weekdays. Dana can\u2019t really sleep easy, because she has bruises from Schuie all over her body. Jimmy earns the right to heckle his HS buddy, Probie, for another few months about Cranford and whatnot. This star goes out to those three, for restoring the balance in their relationship.<\/p>\n

Second Star: Webster to the Rescue<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Hero.<\/p><\/div>\n

I feel like it\u2019s kind of bad juju to beat the team dressed in rainbow tie-dye on pride weekend. It\u2019s possible the sky-fighters were struggling with this moral conundrum(except Greg…obvi), all the way to the shoot out. I\u2019m sure Caroline Webster was all torn up about it, but when the shootout came around, she decided if she was gonna do it, she was gonna do it right. To the crowd\u2019s delight, she roofed it top shelf. It\u2019s possible the goalie\u2019s lack of rainbow jersey assuaged her guilt? Nobody will ever know. But it\u2019s a good thing she was there to bail-out the league leading goal scorer.<\/p>\n

First Star: Math\u2019s Pride<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Eyes on the game, Probie.<\/p><\/div>\n

Most teams take a lot of pride in their matching outfits…err…uniforms. Math has continued to evolve over the years but really nailed it this week. It\u2019s really hard to miss those rainbow tie-dyed tank tops, and their significance on pride. We really wanted to get a photo of Michelle, you know, gay woman wearing the rainbow on pride. But we couldn\u2019t, so instead, you get James and his shorty shorts. You\u2019re welcome, gay men of BTSH.<\/p>\n

Honorable Mentions:<\/u><\/strong><\/p>\n

Nadya from Mega:
\nNadya has been in the league for nine years, and doesn\u2019t often top the box scores. This week she scored a beauty helping push Mega past the rainbows. Congrats, Nad. You might have earned a star here, but there\u2019s something shameful about beating the Rainbows on pride.<\/p>\n

Liam from Cobra Kai:
\nEnough already! We get it, you are good at hockey. I\u2019m sure your team appreciated you scoring all the goals. Even the OT ones.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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