{"id":14973,"date":"2017-07-21T09:14:07","date_gmt":"2017-07-21T13:14:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=14973"},"modified":"2017-07-21T10:33:12","modified_gmt":"2017-07-21T14:33:12","slug":"week-13-previews-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-13-previews-part-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 13 Previews – Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s back! \u00a0The annual event (kind of) you’ve been saving your sick days for. \u00a0The 2017 BTSH Olympics<\/strong> is next Sunday, July 30th<\/sup>!\u00a0 The mayhem begins around 7 pm at the Parkside Lounge<\/a> (corner of E Houston and Attorney St) and goes until Glanzer hits the floor or they toss us out.<\/p>\n

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Your favorite events (over the top arm wrestling, chugging, bar napkin love poem, two girls one cup, and many more) are back this year and possibly a couple new ones (stay tuned for more).\u00a0 There will also be drink specials and food provided.<\/p>\n

So mark your calendar and make Monday morning arrangements now.\u00a0 It\u2019ll be another epic one to remember.<\/p>\n

Disclaimer:<\/strong> taking pictures or recording video is prohibited.\u00a0 (Take mental pictures, Jamie.)<\/p>\n

And now your regularly scheduled previews\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n

Mathematics at Instant Karma<\/strong>
\nby JW<\/em><\/p>\n

This game is really about who shows up. Word on the street is that Isaac is still sick. He missed all the fun Sunday as he was stuck in bed watching reruns of Small Wonder. Will he make it this week? Pete retired but then showed up for the very next game, so…who knows? Sam and Chadwick may just skip the game and hang out on the terrace instead. Nicole rolled her ankle last week and may not be able to play. Michelle broke her finger.<\/p>\n

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Isaac may join them on the terrace, too. Is anyone playing in this game?<\/p><\/div>\n

(Actually, shit, as I am writing this I’m realizing that both these teams are falling apart. Maybe I should change my narrative.)<\/p>\n

Nope, I’m sticking with it. It’s about who shows up (not who is horribly injured).<\/p>\n

It’s also about 2 incredibly nice sets of siblings. The Vernoias and the Norriseseses. Brianna and Cory light up the courts with their smiles, however…..Sam lights up goalies. Zach and Becky won’t even make this game but for the purpose of my preview I will pretend that they will. Hell, let’s even say Becky scores one, with an assist from Zach.<\/p>\n

But what really happens is Sam scores 3, for his first hat trick of the year.<\/p>\n

Prediction: <\/em>In the battle of nice siblings both these teams are big winners, but on the rink it’s all Math. 5-1<\/p>\n

Cobra Kai (L\/W\/W\/W\/?) at Denim Demons (L\/W\/L\/L\/?)<\/strong><\/p>\n

By Jerome<\/em><\/p>\n

Presumably Will\u2019s impatience for the box scores is indicative of an antsy feeling of \u201cwhere the f are we in the standings because we won last Sunday\u201d. At least that\u2019s how I would feel. Also, if I were thriving in the annual survivor pool, maybe I\u2019d be clamoring at JW and the Sultan to be timelier with these things.<\/p>\n

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According to the phantom Box Scores, Mike T now plays for the Demons. Initial reports confirm that Olivier is not taking this transfer well.<\/p><\/div>\n

The Dojo has been on the uptick, handily winning four out of five (prior to W12). A restructuring Demons outfit will possibly be no challenge to our camo crew, but when one compares a team with the weight of maintaining success between a team being flexible and searching for identity, the pressure falls on the former team. Altman may be overly proud of his soldiers, but he doesn\u2019t realize that having to claw [to continue] to be at the top of the Katz Division is a constant struggle with the Gremmies and Hookers. Conversely, Adam and his associates dwell at the feet of the division above, but we all know they\u2019re quite close-knit\u2014most, if not all of them, are Jewish\u2014and are simply enjoying one another\u2019s company.<\/p>\n

Prediction:<\/em> I would certainly expect The Dojo to be hustling for goals right away, and Rosen from the Demons will have to try to settle the onslaught and quarterback any offensive campaign. Hopefully Brian K. will emerge from his absence to accompany JR on the wing and help himself to another hatty, because he did that in his most recent appearance. Even if he surprisingly repeats, though, it may not be enough to hold the strike trident of The Dojo\u2019s Will, Liam, and Lauren. Altman\u2019s aces by two.<\/p>\n

Tompkins Square Riots (L\/L\/W\/W\/?) at Fuzz (L\/L\/W\/W\/?)<\/strong><\/p>\n

By Jerome<\/em><\/p>\n

With Dave Gil de Rubio immortalized into BTSH history books by having an entire conference eponymously named, I assume there is a fire burning in him to become a brick wall for the rest of the season. Think of the Soul Society arc in the Bleach<\/em> series where Ichigo undergoes his training to achieve the final, highest level (bankai<\/em>) with his sword; discovering that new level meant unleashing a lot of power from within. If you\u2019re not an anime otaku, think of Dave GDR\u2019s evolution like a fine wine; he gets better as he ages. Also, the dedication to put on all the goalie gear in spite of the humidity is unreal.<\/p>\n

In the highest echelon of the league\u2014interestingly in a conference named after the dude above\u2014Fizz and our newly chosen Sultan are infighting over what\u2019s mathematically considered .500 (well, maybe only one Fuzz player and Walker). But the train whose colors mirror the Seattle Seahawks has been slowing down, even after the win in W11 as the Sultan tried to return home with more winnings than Michael Ruane (he\u2019s actually the brother-in-law of one of my schoolmates, fun fact). This doesn\u2019t mean that Richie\u2019s kids don\u2019t lack the talent: Jeff and Alexa are an exemplary couple that contributes on both sides of the court, Miles scores boatloads of goals, and Hicks\u2026 well, he\u2019s there and he tries to make opponents\u2019 worlds a living hell. Whether or not this team considers itself .500, they are (as of W11) -1 in goal differential, and they should desperately be feeling that they should be on the plus side, forthwith.<\/p>\n

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Like Mr. Ruane, Glanzer until recently had lived a life of BTSH obscurity.<\/p><\/div>\n

Prediction:<\/em> Should all the necessary players show up for Fuzz on Sunday (that\u2019s a message for Gil\u2019s son and Gil\u2019s son\u2019s dad as well), they could rack up another W. But if we\u2019re convinced that Macneil could make up a better rally speech than Rich, the rest of the league could witness an upset. In the meantime, I predict Fuzz victorious by two<\/p>\n

Sky Fighters (W\/L\/W\/L\/?) at Mega Touch (L\/W\/W\/L\/?)<\/strong><\/p>\n

By Jerome<\/em><\/p>\n

The Teytelbaums (sans Infanti, sadly) severely frustrated the Demons last week netting four in the first half (I was preparing for my own game during their second half, so I didn\u2019t pay attention for the rest of that game). But maybe life without Martin isn\u2019t bad at all, because this new generation of European firepower has emerged. No one forgets Kuci\u2019s presence because he plays like a central defender but at mid-court, imposing and maneuvering.<\/p>\n

I have no idea what happened between Mega Touch and Cobra Kai, but it seems our jort-flaunting jewels sought to be pushovers with Alex EM finishing the game nearly zombie-fied. Yes, a bloodied and not smiling father of one after a seemingly comfortable Sunday afternoon beer\/social league matchup. If that\u2019s the type of work you\u2019re giving week in, week out for your team\u2014with the willingness to shed your own [clich\u00e9d] blood, sweat, and tears\u2014I hope you succeed all the time. Two wins in your last four is par for the course, but your teammates (ahem, Alok, Brady, Yuri) need to jump into the mix and get bloody as well.<\/p>\n

Prediction:<\/em> The guys and gals in blue have a speed game: running, passing, and shooting. What LBS, Inc. hoped to achieve this season is actually what we\u2019re seeing with legend Hopper\u2019s squad. They\u2019re sure to dominate this match, which means Julie and the rest will have to be behind the ball a lot. They mustn\u2019t be afraid to step up, block shots, swing sticks (legally), and keep plays to the outside. But the Fighters will likely take at least two on them, if they leave Roman unmarked<\/p>\n

Gouging Anklebiters (OT\/L\/L\/L\/?) at Corlears Hookers (W\/L\/OT\/W\/?)<\/strong><\/p>\n

By Jerome<\/em><\/p>\n

Week 12 was easy for one team, but not the other. Schuie\u2019s stooges likely fell to Filthier (but thanks to the scoreman, we don\u2019t know by how much); Putka\u2019s platoon likely quashed Chadtrick and his Karma kids. So it\u2019s clear that, in the middle of this seven-game run, the momentum will stop\u2014or continue, depending on who you are\u2014for either one or both of these teams.<\/p>\n

Arguably our all-stars from both sides are the foci for the matchup, though we can\u2019t discount how our goalies fare out as well. Courtney B. and Tiffany are both powerhouses for their respective teams, and I\u2019d say we\u2019ve got a battle between Pro (10+ goals) and Cro (6) in the front. Longwell against Bubblebath\/Brown will be epic, but Longwell could have the advantage if he dons the skirt, thus increasing the aerodynamics\/agility\/smoothness of lateral movements.<\/p>\n

Prediction:<\/em> Longwell indeed wears the skirt and stonewalls everyone. The Biters\u2019 secondary scorers (Worky, Alex D.) will contribute to the scoresheet, but they\u2019ve forgotten about Bill\u2019s ability to infiltrate opponents\u2019 zones. Hookers triumph by three<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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