{"id":15030,"date":"2017-07-24T08:48:14","date_gmt":"2017-07-24T12:48:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=15030"},"modified":"2017-07-24T08:48:14","modified_gmt":"2017-07-24T12:48:14","slug":"btsh-olympics-returns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/btsh-olympics-returns\/","title":{"rendered":"BTSH OLYMPICS RETURNS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, you read the headline correctly. \u00a0The <strong>BTSH Olympics<\/strong> returns this Sunday, July 30th at the Parkside Lounge (E Houston and Attorney) starting around 7 pm.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/BTSH-Olympics-banner.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-13552\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/BTSH-Olympics-banner.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"386\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/BTSH-Olympics-banner.jpg 1650w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/BTSH-Olympics-banner-300x232.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/BTSH-Olympics-banner-768x593.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/BTSH-Olympics-banner-1024x791.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The\u00a0dirty, obscene and glorious evening comes back to you with all of your favorite competitions:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Hot Legs<\/li>\n<li>Over the top Arm Wrestling<\/li>\n<li>Flip Cup<\/li>\n<li>Tecate Chug<\/li>\n<li>Phallic Fluffer Eating Contest<\/li>\n<li>Bar Napkin Love Poem<\/li>\n<li>Two Girls, One Cup<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Plus, there will be new devious challenges that have been hatched in the minds of BTSH&#8217;s brand-spanking new Social Committee.\u00a0 Be prepared!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13561\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Food-Consumption.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13561\" class=\"wp-image-13561\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Food-Consumption.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Food-Consumption.jpg 1500w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Food-Consumption-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Food-Consumption-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Food-Consumption-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13561\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Phallic Fluffer Competition<\/p><\/div>\n<p><strong>What are they saying:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I\u00a0went the the Olympics last year and ate hotdogs. The next year, I had a division named after me.&#8217; &#8211; Justin M.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Last\u00a0year, I ordered a pizza to Parkside during the BTSH Olympics. About a week later, I ordered from Seamless again, forgot to change the address and never got my food. I figured out later that it also went to Parkside,&#8217; &#8211; Diana M.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Last\u00a0year, I saw Craig&#8217;s junk. But I realize that doesn&#8217;t make this btsh social event different from any other.&#8217; &#8211; Rachel K.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;I\u00a0made out with my wife for the first time after we both puked at the Olympics. Now we have a three year-old. Thanks Olympics!&#8217; &#8211; Alex and Sascha<\/p>\n<p>Not only is the evening filled with life-changing fun, it&#8217;s also dirt cheap.\u00a0 How much will it all cost you?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Event beverages &#8211; FREE<\/li>\n<li>Pizza &#8211; FREE<\/li>\n<li>High Life bottles &#8211; $3<\/li>\n<li>Tecate cans &#8211; $3<\/li>\n<li>PBR draft &#8211; $3<\/li>\n<li>Car bombs &#8211; $8<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/GCp_zzHIgehUsVCMQ28YEg-large.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-12486\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/GCp_zzHIgehUsVCMQ28YEg-large.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"391\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/GCp_zzHIgehUsVCMQ28YEg-large.png 600w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/GCp_zzHIgehUsVCMQ28YEg-large-300x235.png 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Coming soon is the event&#8217;s sexy new website with event signups. \u00a0(Not to worry Liz &amp; Cheeky and Heather &amp; Morgen, you&#8217;re already signed up for cup one.)<\/p>\n<p>See you there!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, you read the headline correctly. \u00a0The BTSH Olympics returns this Sunday, July 30th at the Parkside Lounge (E Houston and Attorney) starting around 7 pm. The\u00a0dirty, obscene and glorious evening comes back to you with all of your favorite competitions: Hot Legs Over the top Arm Wrestling Flip Cup Tecate Chug Phallic Fluffer Eating [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15030"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15030"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15030\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15036,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15030\/revisions\/15036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}