{"id":1506,"date":"2009-07-28T21:53:58","date_gmt":"2009-07-29T02:53:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=1506"},"modified":"2009-08-03T14:12:57","modified_gmt":"2009-08-03T19:12:57","slug":"week-14-news-and-notes-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-14-news-and-notes-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 14 News and Notes"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>A Closer Look At The Schloeder Division<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/sdivision.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1624  aligncenter\" title=\"Sky Fighters vs. Rainbows\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/sdivision.jpg\" alt=\"Sky Fighters vs. Rainbows\" width=\"450\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/sdivision.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/sdivision-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Widely recognized as the &#8220;Fun Division,&#8221; the Schloeder Division includes some of the league&#8217;s most sociable teams.\u00a0\u00a0Although their hockey skills cannot be dismissed, teams such as the Mighty Squirrels, Gouging Anklebiters, and Mexican Standoff are better known for their off the court prowess and after hours activity.\u00a0\u00a0With Rachel &#8220;A-Korn&#8221; Greene, Phil &#8220;Sandy&#8221; Donohue, Amy Lott, Jefferson (Peaches), and Brian &#8220;Grandmaster B&#8221; Barrett populating the division, it is no wonder that it is &#8220;always a good time in the Schloeder Division.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Division Namesake:<\/strong><br \/>\nThough her appearances have been few and far between this season, Andrea &#8220;Vegetable Lasagna&#8221; Schloeder of the Mighty Squirrels remains one of BTSH&#8217;s most\u00a0popular personalities.\u00a0 Known for her sunny disposition, fondness\u00a0of\u00a0beer, and inherent love for the sport of hockey, Schloeder perfectly personifies what this division is all about.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<table style=\"width: 293pt; table-layout: fixed;\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" width=\"390\">\n<colgroup span=\"1\">\n<col style=\"width: 105pt; mso-width-source: userset; mso-width-alt: 5120;\" span=\"1\" width=\"140\"><\/col>\n<\/colgroup>\n<colgroup span=\"1\">\n<col style=\"mso-width-source: userset; mso-width-alt: 4571; br: 94pt;\" span=\"2\" width=\"125\"><\/col>\n<\/colgroup>\n<tbody>\n<tr style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">\n<td style=\"width: 105pt; height: 12.75pt;\" width=\"140\" height=\"17\"><strong>Current Standings:<\/strong><\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 94pt;\" width=\"125\">\u00a0<\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 94pt;\" width=\"125\">\u00a0<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">\n<td style=\"height: 12.75pt; mso-ignore: colspan;\" colspan=\"3\" height=\"17\">\u00a0<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">\n<td style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\"><strong>Team<\/strong><\/td>\n<td class=\"xl24\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><strong>Divisional Record<\/strong><\/td>\n<td class=\"xl24\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\"><strong>Overall Record<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">\n<td style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">Dark Rainbows<\/td>\n<td class=\"xl25\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">5-1<\/td>\n<td class=\"xl25\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">10-2-0-1<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">\n<td style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">Sky Fighters<\/td>\n<td class=\"xl25\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">5-1<\/td>\n<td class=\"xl25\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">8-5<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">\n<td style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">LBS, Inc.<\/td>\n<td class=\"xl25\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">5-2<\/td>\n<td class=\"xl25\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">10-3<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">\n<td style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">Mighty Squirrels<\/td>\n<td class=\"xl25\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">2-5<\/td>\n<td class=\"xl25\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">5-7-1<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">\n<td style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">Gouging Anklebiters<\/td>\n<td class=\"xl25\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">1-3<\/td>\n<td class=\"xl25\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">5-7-1<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">\n<td style=\"height: 12.75pt;\" height=\"17\">Mexican Standoff<\/td>\n<td class=\"xl25\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">0-6<\/td>\n<td class=\"xl25\" style=\"TEXT-ALIGN: center\">1-11-0-1<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<p>\u00a0\u00a0<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><strong>Key Upcoming Games:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul style=\"list-style-type:disc\">\n<li><em>Dark Rainbows vs. LBS, Inc. (8\/2)<\/em>: This upcoming Game of the Week features two of the three\u00a010-win teams in BTSH.<\/li>\n<li><em>Sky Fighters vs. LBS, Inc. (8\/9)<\/em>: Three of the league&#8217;s top scorers,\u00a0Karsten Pichon and\u00a0&#8220;The Alpha Male&#8221; Ken Poulin of LBS, Inc.\u00a0and\u00a0Sky Fighter Martin &#8220;Ocho Cinco&#8221; Cejka,\u00a0will play in this contest.<\/li>\n<li><em>Mighty Squirrels vs. Mexican Standoff (8\/23)<\/em>: Much like these team&#8217;s\u00a0first meeting, this rematch will most likley\u00a0have a focus on food, folks, and fun.<\/li>\n<li><em>Gouging Anklebiters vs. Dark Rainbows (8\/23)<\/em>: This will be a good chance for the Anklebiters to prove themselves against an elite BTSH team.<\/li>\n<li><em>Gouging Anklebiters vs. LBS, Inc. (9\/27)<\/em>: Anklebiters captain Phil &#8220;Sandy&#8221; Donohue and LBS, Inc. captain Sascha Puritz&#8217;s lifelong friendship provides an interesting backstory to this game.<\/li>\n<li><em>Dark Rainbows vs. Mighty Squirrels (10\/4)<\/em>: The Dark Rainbows could have the division title and the top overall seed in BTSH riding on the outcome of this final regular season game.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Divisional Traditions:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul style=\"list-style-type:disc\">\n<li>Before every home game, Dark Rainbows captain Sean Reynolds parachutes down to mid-court from his private jet.<\/li>\n<li>LBS, Inc. celebrates every win by stuffing a $100 bill into the mouth of the opposing goalie.\u00a0 This practice has made Rob &#8220;Mungo&#8221; Gorden of the Squirrels $200 richer.<\/li>\n<li>Eight Roman slaves carry Sky Fighters superstar Martin &#8220;Ocho Cinco&#8221; Cejka to every game in a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/sedan.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Sedan Chair<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>As per Jeremy &#8220;The Foot&#8221; Schumacher, dancing is prohibited at all Gouging Anklebiter games.<\/li>\n<li>The halftime festivities for every game between the Mighty Squirrels and Mexican Standoff include an Irish Car Bomb chugging contest followed by a potato sack race.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h4>Know Your Neighbor<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/nestor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1616  aligncenter\" title=\"Nestor\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/nestor.jpg\" alt=\"Nestor\" width=\"400\" height=\"446\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/nestor.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/nestor-269x300.jpg 269w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/nestor-918x1024.jpg 918w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Name:<\/strong> Nestor Nonato<br \/>\n<strong>Team:<\/strong> Gouging Anklebiters<br \/>\n<strong>Nickname:<\/strong> Marmaduke<br \/>\n<strong>Rejected Nicknames:<\/strong> Lassie, Deputy Dawg, Astro, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.toonopedia.com\/augie.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Augie Doggie<br \/>\n<\/a><strong>Origin:<\/strong> Bloomfield, NJ<br \/>\n<strong>College:<\/strong> Rutgers, State University of New Jersey at New Brunswick<br \/>\n<strong>Early Aspirations:<\/strong> To be the comptroller of Bloomfield<br \/>\n<strong>First\u00a0Job:<\/strong> Gravedigger at the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Glendale_Cemetery,_Bloomfield\" target=\"_blank\">Glendale Cemetary<br \/>\n<\/a><strong>Current Job:<\/strong>\u00a0Sales representative for Schering-Plough<br \/>\n<strong>Hero:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Robert_Bunsen\" target=\"_blank\">Robert Wilhelm Eberhard Bunsen<br \/>\n<\/a><strong>Reason to Love Him:<\/strong> He thinks this profile will help him meet women.<br \/>\n<strong>Reason to Hate Him:<\/strong> As just another New Jerseyan who went to Rutgers, he brings nothing new to the table (see Greene, Rachel and Meisterman, Abby).<br \/>\n<strong>Fast Fact:<\/strong> In his lifetime, he has\u00a0paid $221.45 in tolls at the Essex Toll Plaza on the Garden State Parkway.<br \/>\n<strong>Favorite Things:<\/strong> <em>The Sopranoes<\/em>, the Jersey shore, advanced enzymology, gumdrops<br \/>\n<strong>Favorite <em>Real World<\/em> Season:<\/strong> Las Vegas<a href=\"http:\/\/www.wisegeek.com\/what-is-armoniche-pasta.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #bb4411;\"><br \/>\n<\/span><\/a><strong>Least Favorite Things: <\/strong><em>Growing Up Gotti<\/em>, Thursdays, economics, Sour Patch Kids<br \/>\n<strong>Best Known For:<\/strong> Always wearing a yellow undershirt and a\u00a0big smile<br \/>\n<strong>Hockey Comparison:<\/strong> Todd Bertuzzi<br \/>\n<strong>Non-Hockey Comparison:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/marmaduke.gif\" target=\"_blank\">Marmaduke<\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Things the Media Will Continue to Overhype about Him: <\/strong>He took a sabbatical from the 2007 and 2008 BTSH seasons to finish his memoirs.<br \/>\n<strong>Down the Road:<\/strong> Using his extensive background in biochemistry, Nestor develops a number of performance-enhancing drugs in an effort to improve the Anklebiters&#8217; fortunes.\u00a0 However, after the team mercy-rules What The Puck in the championship game, Jeremy &#8220;The Foot&#8221; Schumacher is forced to take swift and immediate\u00a0action.\u00a0 The entire squad\u00a0is ejected from the league, except for Schumacher himself (who receives a one game suspension) and Charles DeFranco (who refused to take any of the supplements).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Closer Look At The Schloeder Division Widely recognized as the &#8220;Fun Division,&#8221; the Schloeder Division includes some of the league&#8217;s most sociable teams.\u00a0\u00a0Although their hockey skills cannot be dismissed, teams such as the Mighty Squirrels, Gouging Anklebiters, and Mexican Standoff are better known for their off the court prowess and after hours activity.\u00a0\u00a0With Rachel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[123,21,42,127],"class_list":["post-1506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2009-season","tag-gouging-anklebiters","tag-news-and-notes","tag-schloeder-division"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1506"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1656,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1506\/revisions\/1656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}