{"id":15106,"date":"2017-07-27T13:18:27","date_gmt":"2017-07-27T17:18:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=15106"},"modified":"2017-07-27T15:15:26","modified_gmt":"2017-07-27T19:15:26","slug":"15106-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/15106-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Sultan&#8217;s Message for Week 14"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello BTSH Universe. It&#8217;s is I, your Sultan. Lots going on this week. The Demons is your opening team with the beautiful and talented Boylan opening up. Honorable Isaac will close along with Cobra Kai.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_15110\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Vancouver-cleanup.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-15110\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-15110\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Vancouver-cleanup-300x194.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"194\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Vancouver-cleanup-300x194.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/Vancouver-cleanup.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-15110\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The Dojo will clean up Tompkins as good as the thugs cleaned up Vancouver after 2011.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Of course the highlight of this week will be the BTSH Olympics! Boylan, Hicks and I will defend our Flip Cup Championship, while the ladies of Gut Rot will try to defend their 2 Cups 1 girl or 1 girl 2 Cups or something totally different championship that they won. Phil will probably curse out Cro again, while Probert will clench his fists but then remember he&#8217;s a pacifist and call Cro a taxi.<\/p>\n<p>Here is the schedule for Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>The two big questions are will FK remain undefeated and will league darlings Gut Rot turn league heels and beat the winless Rainbows? The 2008 Elves, 2016 Gut Rot are the last two teams (unless there were others) that won only one game. But they won a game! So Rainbows, I am rooting for Bernstein, Cat, JW and the rest of you bastards to dethrone the evil that Tommy, Becca and Morgen (-2) stand for!<\/p>\n<p>The Sultan loves (almost) you all.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Lets go Mets, Lets go America, BTSH Nation!<\/p>\n<table>\n<tbody>\n<tr class=\"gamerow week14 lbsinc filthier\">\n<td>July 30, 2017<\/td>\n<td>LBS Inc. at Filthier<\/td>\n<td>East<\/td>\n<td>1:00<\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"gamerow week14 denimdemons butchers\">\n<td>July 30, 2017<\/td>\n<td>Denim Demons at Butchers<\/td>\n<td>West<\/td>\n<td>1:00<\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"gamerow week14 mathematics gouginganklebiters\">\n<td>July 30, 2017<\/td>\n<td>Mathematics at Gouging Anklebiters<\/td>\n<td>East<\/td>\n<td>2:15<\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"gamerow week14 gutrot darkrainbows\">\n<td>July 30, 2017<\/td>\n<td>Gut Rot at Dark Rainbows<\/td>\n<td>West<\/td>\n<td>2:15<\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"gamerow week14 tompkinssquareriots poutinemachine\">\n<td>July 30, 2017<\/td>\n<td>Tompkins Square Riots at Poutine Machine<\/td>\n<td>East<\/td>\n<td>3:30<\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"gamerow week14 rehabs skyfighters\">\n<td>July 30, 2017<\/td>\n<td>Rehabs at Sky Fighters<\/td>\n<td>West<\/td>\n<td>3:30<\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"gamerow week14 fuzz freshkills\">\n<td>July 30, 2017<\/td>\n<td>Fuzz at Fresh Kills<\/td>\n<td>East<\/td>\n<td>4:45<\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"gamerow week14 corlearshookers whatthepuck\">\n<td>July 30, 2017<\/td>\n<td>Corlears Hookers at What The Puck<\/td>\n<td>West<\/td>\n<td>4:45<\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"gamerow week14 gremlins cobrakai\">\n<td>July 30, 2017<\/td>\n<td>Gremlins at Cobra Kai<\/td>\n<td>East<\/td>\n<td>6:00<\/td>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr class=\"gamerow week14 megatouch instantkarma\">\n<td>July 30, 2017<\/td>\n<td>Mega Touch at Instant Karma<\/td>\n<td>West<\/td>\n<td>6:00<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello BTSH Universe. It&#8217;s is I, your Sultan. Lots going on this week. The Demons is your opening team with the beautiful and talented Boylan opening up. Honorable Isaac will close along with Cobra Kai.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":692,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15106"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/692"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15106"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15106\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15115,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15106\/revisions\/15115"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}