{"id":15145,"date":"2017-08-01T13:54:07","date_gmt":"2017-08-01T17:54:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=15145"},"modified":"2017-08-01T13:54:07","modified_gmt":"2017-08-01T17:54:07","slug":"three-stars-of-week-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/three-stars-of-week-14\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Stars of Week 14"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>by Rachel K<\/em><\/p>\n<p>WHAT\u00a0A SHOWING AT THE BTSH OLYMPICS GUYS! Really proud of everyone who came out and left it all on the catwalk. We know you passed on watching the Rick &amp; Morty premiere to be there, which is the ultimate sacrifice. Don\u2019t worry guys, the Olympics recap is coming soon&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/3stars.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12146 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/3stars.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"407\" height=\"130\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/3stars.jpg 407w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/3stars-300x96.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 407px) 100vw, 407px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Third Star<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Phil (&amp; Amy) D from Anklebiters<\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_13484\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Biter-Phil.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13484\" class=\"wp-image-13484\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Biter-Phil.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"450\" height=\"382\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Biter-Phil.jpg 310w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Biter-Phil-300x255.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-13484\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Thank You<\/p><\/div>\n<p>As I said,\u00a0there is a separate BTSH Olympics article coming so I\u2019m trying to keep 3 stars about hockey, but I needed to separately recognize Phil &amp; Amy for all of their work putting together the Olympics. There were of course a number of other people involved who should and will be recognized, but Phil stepped up for the 2<sup>nd<\/sup> year in a row to bring this awesome event back. There is a lot that happens behind the scenes to set up the events, keep the Olympics moving along, and get everyone sufficiently lit, and Phil did a great job herding cats on Sunday. I would also note that Phil &amp; Amy made 200 Jell-O shots. Two hundred. Jell-O shots. And they were gone well before the last games finished (you savages). I wish somebody had told me that Dr. Peacock\u2019s medical license was revoked and thus his doctor\u2019s note wouldn\u2019t actually let me call in sick the next day, but some things you just have to learn the hard way.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Second Star<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Akhil M from Gut Rot<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s\u00a0always nice to see a league veteran get his first hat trick, and that\u2019s exactly what Akhil did on Sunday. When it happened, Morgen was all like:<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_12938\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/morgan-goal-reaction.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12938\" class=\"wp-image-12938\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/morgan-goal-reaction.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/morgan-goal-reaction.jpg 4000w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/morgan-goal-reaction-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/morgan-goal-reaction-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-12938\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">GUT ROT, BITCHEZ!!!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>#AKHILNATION (Morgen has kindly asked that we use the hashtag, as \u201cwe are trying to get it trending in the TSP vicinity\u201d). I guess I can\u2019t write this without saying\u2026.NO, fight it\u2026.GUT ROT BITCHEZ!!<\/p>\n<p><strong>First Star<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Karsten from LBS, Inc.<\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_15152\" style=\"width: 397px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/karsten-game-ball.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-15152\" class=\"wp-image-15152 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/karsten-game-ball.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"387\" height=\"437\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/karsten-game-ball.png 387w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/karsten-game-ball-266x300.png 266w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 387px) 100vw, 387px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-15152\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Hockey Hero<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I\u00a0know a lot of wild moments and alcoholic savagery happened at the Beer Olympics, but forget about that for a second. This past Sunday, I witnessed the most inspirational\/amazing\/exciting\/triumphant hockey moment of my entire life, and because of that the first star goes to Karsten. We throw the word hero around here a lot, but he really was a hockey hero this weekend. For those that don\u2019t know, Karsten\u2019s mother passed away on Friday after battling a long illness. A mere two days later, Karsten still made it a point to show up for the team. He could only make the last 15-20 minutes of the game, and what did he do? HAT TRICK. 3 shifts, 3 goals. His last goal was a buzzer beater on a breakaway from a stretch pass with the final seconds of the game ticking down, waiting for the goalie to drop before burying it. The entire LBS bench cleared. It was a beautiful BTSH moment. This is what we play for, guys. Long live BTSH. And LBS!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Honorable mention:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Everyone at BTSH Olympics<\/strong> \u2013 There were so many gutsy performances\u2026 your personal call-outs will come, just you wait..<\/p>\n<p><strong>Pete G from Cobra Kai<\/strong>\u00a0\u2013 For assisting the game-tying goal w\/ 13 seconds left to send Gremlins\/Kai into overtime before scoring the game winner almost immediately in OT so that everyone could get to the Olympics.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Alex\u00a0F from LBS, Inc.<\/strong> \u2013 For lugging a hockey goalie bag full of booze and juice to the court to make us all delicious Roofie Coladas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>by Rachel K WHAT\u00a0A SHOWING AT THE BTSH OLYMPICS GUYS! Really proud of everyone who came out and left it all on the catwalk. We know you passed on watching the Rick &amp; Morty premiere to be there, which is the ultimate sacrifice. Don\u2019t worry guys, the Olympics recap is coming soon&#8230; Third Star Phil [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[315],"class_list":["post-15145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","tag-three-stars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15145"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15145"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15155,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15145\/revisions\/15155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}