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Butchers \u2013 (Chiefs) \u2013 Each squad here has talent on both sides of the ball but can\u2019t seem to take that next step. The similarities stop there as Andy Reid would never leave a full plate of wings uneaten but Rachel Greene can\u2019t say the same.<\/p>\n
Mathematics \u2013 (Texans) \u2013 Both led by Savages, both teams are middle-of-the-pack and capable of beating or losing to any team on any given week.<\/p>\n
Sky Fighters \u2013 (Colts) \u2013 Both teams here are over-reliant on one player for their offensive production. However, if they can get clicking in October they are a team that no one wants to face, they could even be Teytel-bound..eh? eh? ehhhh\u2026.<\/p>\n
Gouging Anklebiters \u2013 (Titans) \u2013 Young talent gives both of these teams some promise down the road but right now they are still outside the top tier of teams.<\/p>\n
Denim Demons \u2013 (49ers) \u2013 The Demons and 49ers have both lost a ton of talent the past few years and have gone from legitimate title contenders to cellar-dwellers. To their credit, the Demons have cleaned up their image this year and have had very few players have to take a knee on the sideline, except during the national anthem.<\/p>\n
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Corlears Hookers \u2013 (Cowboys) \u2013 A talented squad with championship aspirations. Cowboy ownership (Jerry Jones) allegedly has a thing for hookers and Hookers ownership (Cro) may or may not have a thing for cowboys. The similarities don\u2019t stop there as Cro\u2019s questionable morals and Big 10 ties have \u201cmany people saying\u201d that he reminds them of a certain Cowboys running back.<\/p>\n
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Cobra Kai \u2013 (Steelers) \u2013 A powerhouse of fantasy players; Liam, Will and Pete would all be picked in the top couple rounds of a draft just as Roethlisberger, Le\u2019Veon Bell and Antonio Brown would be. Nabatz and L.J. are both key contributors and credit their hairstyles to Troy Polamalu. CK\/Pittsburgh\u2019s big offseason acquisition has been a huge help defensively (Campbell\/TJ Watt) and some experts even having them going all the way to the title game.<\/p>\n
Gremlins \u2013 (Buccaneers) \u2013 A common sleeper pick to make some noise this postseason. A solid 12-4-2 record this year (in a not-so-easy third division) has put the Gremmies on everyone\u2019s radar. Mike Evans and Marcella Coulson both burst on the scene with 12 touchdowns and 8 goals respectively. Marcella\u2019s last name is also what I say to everyone who tells me about their fantasy football draft that I don\u2019t care about.<\/p>\n
Instant Karma \u2013 (Bengals) – After showing some promise in the previous season (Karma as the #11 seed, Bengals 12-4 in 2015), a discouraging performance this year for both teams. IK posted the third-worst goal differential and will have to play their way into the big dance this postseason. Not to mention the most obvious similarity here…<\/p>\n
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