{"id":15770,"date":"2017-10-10T08:56:41","date_gmt":"2017-10-10T12:56:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=15770"},"modified":"2017-10-10T15:28:37","modified_gmt":"2017-10-10T19:28:37","slug":"sweet-16-bogus-box-scores","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/sweet-16-bogus-box-scores\/","title":{"rendered":"Sweet 16 Bogus Box Scores"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sweet 16 Box Scores<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Never forget. – Abby M.<\/p><\/div>\n

Mega Toubows 14 – 17 Instant Rot<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mega Toubows: Julie (x7), Joe, Yuri, Larry (x2), Olivier, Tia (x2), Brady (x2), Cheeky (-2)
\nInstant Rot: Akhil (x5), Scott (x3), Heather, Lisa (x3), Matt (x2), Diane (x3)
\nGoalie Win: Michel L. (1)<\/p>\n

Gouging Anklebiters 5<\/strong> \u2013 4 Corlears Hookers<\/p>\n

Biters: Probie (x4), Cheekbones
\nHookers: Bill (x2), Tiff (x2), Danilo (x3), Bumptious Chump (-3)
\nGoalie Win: Timmy Baby (1)
\nRecap<\/em>:\u00a0A clean game that turned nasty in the second half when a Hooker (guess who) made a derogatory comment that ignited the Biters.\u00a0\u00a0 After burning their bras it was all \u2018Nobody puts Cheekbones in a corner\u2019 as she buried the GWG with mere seconds left on the clock.<\/p>\n

Tompkins Square Riots 3<\/strong> – 2 Fresh Kills<\/p>\n

Riots: Suz (x2), Barch (OG)
\nFresh Kills: Sheena, Tom
\nGoalie Win: Dave GDR (1)
\nRecap:<\/em>\u00a0Gabe and Ariel were shamed by their better halves into going apple picking and missed the game. But we\u2019re not sure it would have made a difference. Dave and the Riots did work and Suz went effing H.A.M. on Fresh Kills.<\/p>\n

Sky Fighters 3 – 5 Filthier<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sky Fighters: Mike T, Unregister Ringer (x2)
\nFilthier: James (x2), Kate, Ann (-1), Sunny, Shafiq (x2), JJ
\nGoalie Win: Tim K (1)
\nRecap:<\/em>\u00a0A player BTSH has never seen or heard of before scored two goals in her first shift prompting Filthy to collectively go, \u2018WTF?!\u2019 In the second half, after things had settled down, Filthy spread the love around despite Ann being in the crease and cruised to the next round<\/p>\n

Denim Demons 1 – 6 Rehabs<\/strong><\/p>\n

Demons: Josh
\nRehabs: Alex, Cherie (x4), Ramy
\nGoalie Win: Eric (1)
\nRecap:\u00a0<\/em>It is difficult to keep Josh off of the scoring sheet, but it is nearly impossible to accomplish it against Cherie. She reminded us all what a once in a generation talent she is as she almost single handedly won the game for the Rehabs.<\/p>\n

What The Puck 1 – 4 LBS, Inc.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pucks: Hogg
\nLBS: Luke, Jake, Klion (x2)
\nGoalie Win: Sizzler (1)
\nRecap:\u00a0<\/em>With under two minutes to play in a game that was already over Ball Hogg scored and raced to center court to hug and celebrate himself. Arya pointed to the scoreboard while also directing LBS to the next round.<\/p>\n

Fuzz 2 – 5 Gremlins<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fuzz: Jeff (x2), Miles, Sarah, Sultan (-2)
\nGremlins: Erich, Marcella, Cody (x3)
\nGoalie Win: Batuwantudawe (1)
\nRecap:<\/em>\u00a0As much love as the Sultan has for BTSH he continues to be a heel for his own team. Cody on the other hand broke out of his slump at the right time and Jamie was Jamie.<\/p>\n

Mathematics 3 – 5 Cobra Kai<\/strong><\/p>\n

Maths: Sam, Sarah, Justin
\nEvil Dojo: Will (x4), LJ
\nGoalie Win: Campbell (1)
\nRecap:\u00a0<\/em>Without Will what kind of team would Cobra Kai be? That is the exact question Math and their fanbase were asking during the game. Unfortunately they\u2019ll have to wait for another time to find out\u2026 Derek silently got up from his couch, walked out to the corner and poured some for his fallen homies.<\/p>\n

Butchers 4<\/strong> – 2\u00a0Poutine Machine<\/p>\n

Butchers: Dave (x2), Dana, Georgine
\n#poonation: BSA, Peltsie, Nat, Hornswoggle (-1)
\nGoalie Win: Tim B (1)
\nRecap:<\/em>\u00a0The mighty-fighting-poos burst out of the gate and controlled most of the flow of the first half, but ran out of gas in the second. Dave ran past everyone and lead his team to a date with LBS (we think).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sweet 16 Box Scores Mega Toubows 14 – 17 Instant Rot Mega Toubows: Julie (x7), Joe, Yuri, Larry (x2), Olivier, Tia (x2), Brady (x2), Cheeky (-2) Instant Rot: Akhil (x5), Scott (x3), Heather, Lisa (x3), Matt (x2), Diane (x3) Goalie Win: Michel L. (1) Gouging Anklebiters 5 \u2013 4 Corlears Hookers Biters: Probie (x4), Cheekbones […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15770"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15770"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15770\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15789,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15770\/revisions\/15789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}