{"id":15792,"date":"2017-10-12T16:01:14","date_gmt":"2017-10-12T20:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=15792"},"modified":"2017-10-12T16:01:14","modified_gmt":"2017-10-12T20:01:14","slug":"sultans-message","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/sultans-message\/","title":{"rendered":"Sultan’s Message"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello fine people of BTSH and Gremlins, when you click the, “Read More” you will find the schedule. I’m saving my don’t be an asshole and join an exhibition game you weren’t invited to for next week.<\/p>\n

Unfortunately, it drizzled something nasty last Sunday so Mr. Met decided there would be no hockey.<\/p>\n

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This man means there is no hockey<\/p><\/div>\n

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But before we get to BTSH, lets revisit Game 5 between the Indians and the Yankees. In a first, Sam Norris and I agreed on something! The strike zone for the Yankees was ridiculous! So I did what any good…nay, GREAT Sultan would do and googled it. Sure enough, five other people including a guy named Eric agreed.\u00a0http:\/\/www.cleveland19.com\/story\/36576930\/cleveland-indians-fans-on-twitter-are-not-happy-about-umpires-strike-zone-in-game-5-of-alds<\/p>\n

So it appears, the Yankees cheated. Shocker. Hope you can live with yourself Newman, Rubio, and Probie. Or as I like to call them, assholes.<\/p>\n

Anyways, here is the schedule.<\/p>\n

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Mega vs. Rainbows –\u00a012:00 WEST<\/span><\/div>\n

Karma vs. Guts-\u00a012:00<\/span>\u00a0EAST<\/div>\n
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Gouging Anklebiters (14) at Corlears Hookers (3) –\u00a01:15 WEST<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Tompkins Square Riots (18) at Fresh Kills (1) –\u00a01:15<\/span>\u00a0EAST<\/div>\n
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Sky Fighters (13) at Filthier (4) –\u00a02:30 WEST<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Denim Demons (17) at Rehabs (2) –\u00a02:30<\/span>\u00a0EAST<\/div>\n
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What The Puck (9) at LBS Inc (8) –\u00a03:45 WEST<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Fuzz (11) at Gremlins (6) –\u00a03:45<\/span><\/span>\u00a0EAST<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Mathematics (12) at Cobra Kai (5) –\u00a05:00 WEST<\/span><\/div>\n
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Butchers (10) at Poutine Machine (7) –\u00a05:00<\/span><\/span>\u00a0EAST<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hello fine people of BTSH and Gremlins, when you click the, “Read More” you will find the schedule. I’m saving my don’t be an asshole and join an exhibition game you weren’t invited to for next week. Unfortunately, it drizzled something nasty last Sunday so Mr. Met decided there would be no hockey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":692,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15792"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/692"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15792"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15794,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15792\/revisions\/15794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}