{"id":15856,"date":"2017-10-22T20:02:40","date_gmt":"2017-10-23T00:02:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=15856"},"modified":"2017-10-22T20:04:03","modified_gmt":"2017-10-23T00:04:03","slug":"2017-quarterfinals-results","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2017-quarterfinals-results\/","title":{"rendered":"2017 Quarterfinals Results"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The results of the Quarterfinals are in and . . .<\/p><\/div>\n

LBS, Inc.<\/strong> defeated Corlears Hookers<\/strong> 2-0 by clogging shooting lanes and feeling the effects of Scotty’s special cookies. \u00a0Afterwards they were nursing from sacks of wine and telling some wild tales.<\/p>\n

Filthier<\/strong> narrowly escaped the clutches of Poutine Machine<\/strong> 1-0 by having just a wee bit more pep and a Gentleman. \u00a0Beers all around and a little pat-pat on their asses.<\/p>\n

Rehabs<\/strong> defeated Fuzz<\/strong>. \u00a0But that’s about all we know. \u00a0As of this writing they were still arguing over a call.<\/p>\n

Fresh Kills<\/strong> broke the hearts of Mathematics<\/strong>\u00a0and their fan base 4-3 by paying off the ref that was managing the clock. \u00a0Longest under 30 seconds ever played in a sports game in America.<\/p>\n

We are pleased to report that all breast were sparred today.<\/p>\n

Next Sunday’s Semifinals match-ups:<\/strong><\/p>\n

8. LBS, Inc. at 1. Fresh Kills<\/strong> will be a rematch of last year’s Semifinals in which a ref stole the game for LBS, Inc.<\/p>\n

4. Filthier at 2. Rehabs<\/strong> will be the third time they’ve faced off this season. \u00a0They split the earlier two.<\/p>\n

NOTE:<\/strong> the Semifinals and Finals will be played next Sunday followed by the end of season party at Parkside Lounge. \u00a0More information will be released this week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

LBS, Inc. defeated Corlears Hookers 2-0 by clogging shooting lanes and feeling the effects of Scotty’s special cookies. \u00a0Afterwards they were nursing from sacks of wine and telling some wild tales. Filthier narrowly escaped the clutches of Poutine Machine 1-0 by having just a wee bit more pep and a Gentleman. \u00a0Beers all around and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15856"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15856"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15856\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15861,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15856\/revisions\/15861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}