{"id":15922,"date":"2017-11-07T08:31:54","date_gmt":"2017-11-07T13:31:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=15922"},"modified":"2017-11-07T08:31:54","modified_gmt":"2017-11-07T13:31:54","slug":"know-your-neighbor-questions-final-four","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/know-your-neighbor-questions-final-four\/","title":{"rendered":"Know Your Neighbor Questions – Final Four"},"content":{"rendered":"

by Sam\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

The\u00a0BTSH Media is bringing you the first ever Post Season Installment of Know Your Neighbor, featuring the Fresh Kills, Rehabs, Pounds, and Filthier. \u201cWhy?\u201d you ask\u2026 Because outside of a few players on the Pounds, these teams are known for coming to the courts, kicking your ass, then leaving to update their stock market portfolios based on after-hour trading during the weekend for Monday morning.<\/p>\n

Rehabs<\/strong><\/p>\n

Favorite NHL team: \u201cIn two years, the Rehabs will be in the NHL. We\u2019ve been so successful at poaching some of the best players in the league, we\u2019re getting bored of it and setting our sights on poaching some Rangers players because they\u2019re so sick of losing in the playoffs.”<\/p>\n

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Favorite BTSH team: \u201cReeeeehaaaaaabbbbssss!”<\/p>\n

When you kill Rich Glanzer, how will you do it: \u201cI thought everybody already knew! Rich\u2019s biggest weak spot is his speed. He\u2019s never sprinted for more than 5 yards in his life, so I figured if I could piss him off enough, he\u2019d chase me at breakneck speed and try to shove me into a fence. My taunts worked and he ran the fastest of all time. I thought he would have died from a heart attack, but it turns out he has no heart\u2026”<\/p>\n

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Bleu cheese or Ranch: \u201cNeither, we put our team on a diet after losing one game.”<\/p>\n

Mets or Yankees: \u201cReeeeehaaaaaabbbbssss!”<\/p>\n

Fresh Kills<\/strong><\/p>\n

How did you find out about BTSH: \u201cA bunch of my boys and I were tired of winning the Moffo championship year after year, so we decided we needed to win a bunch more in another league to keep things interesting. We also realized it\u2019s more fun to beat a faceless enemy, so that\u2019s why we don\u2019t like to hang out and meet people or ref. It\u2019s good to be the king!<\/a>”<\/p>\n

If you were given $200 gift card to a bar, what bar would you get drinks at: \u201cProbably ACE bar. We\u2019ve never been there before.”<\/p>\n

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Bleu cheese or Ranch: \u201cBleu cheese, we wear blue jerseys. Right, that\u2019s a good response?”<\/p>\n

If a $20 bill dropped out of someone’s pocket on Fuzz, would you return it: \u201cWas it Glanzer\u2019s? Probably not.”<\/p>\n

If you make it to the BTSH Championship, The PBR Cup, what team would you want to play: \u201cIt honestly doesn\u2019t matter to us.”<\/p>\n

Filthier<\/strong><\/p>\n

Are you excited to have your team featured in this installment of Know Your Neighbor: [Filthier] \u201cI guess so. What is it?\u201d [Editor] \u201cIt\u2019s BTSH\u2019s spotlight for getting to better know you or your team and we feature it on our website, BTSH.org\u201d [Filthier] \u201cWe have a website? Who knew?!”<\/p>\n

Favorite NHL team: \u201cIslanders\u2014they\u2019re the best team there ever was and ever will be. People think the Pens are good, but have they ever won 4 Stanley Cups in a row?! No, and they\u2019re not going to.”<\/p>\n

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Oh, great call!<\/p><\/div>\n

What will the BTSH media will begin to overhype you about: \u201cWe\u2019re the best looking team!”<\/p>\n

What is your take on the Citizens\u2019 United ruling: \u201cOur team does whatever advantages our clients at work, so we\u2019re huge fans, but Bernie was so trendy last year, I would wear one of his shirts.”<\/p>\n

If you make it to the BTSH Championship, The PBR Cup, what team would you want to play: \u201cIt depends whether we have Suvin and Dennis. With them, any team. Without them, I hope Tim K has a great game.”<\/p>\n

LBS, Inc.<\/strong><\/p>\n

If you were given $200 gift card to a bar, what bar would you get drinks at: \u201cManitoba\u2019s for sure\u2014the plebe teams of the league leave us alone there. We used to go to ACE bar, and then we realized it was a BTSH bar\u2026”<\/p>\n

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What is your take on the Citizens\u2019 United ruling: \u201cAs you know, we\u2019re the corporate team. We love our women in skirts and our boys in white polos. Huge fans of the corporate machine.”<\/p>\n

If BTSH voted on Brexit today, do you think you would stay or leave: \u201cOur team is split. We\u2019ve got a lot of new blood that thinks they can do anything\u2014and they have\u2014yet our older players are waiting on their BTSH pensions, namely the hall of fame, so they don\u2019t want to do anything to screw that up.”<\/p>\n

Are you on an Ocean City team yet this year: \u201cLEEEETTTTT\u2019S GOOOO!!!!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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