{"id":16016,"date":"2017-11-22T08:53:57","date_gmt":"2017-11-22T13:53:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=16016"},"modified":"2017-11-22T08:53:57","modified_gmt":"2017-11-22T13:53:57","slug":"2017-championship-recap-the-heckle-wall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2017-championship-recap-the-heckle-wall\/","title":{"rendered":"2017 Championship Recap – The Heckle Wall"},"content":{"rendered":"

by Jerome Hornswoggle<\/em><\/p>\n

The Heckle Wall\u2122 has been a staple of Blacktop Street Hockey\u00ae even before its migration from Corlears Hook Park in 2009; back then it settled on the north side of the playground, facing FDR Drive and the East River, with the nearby net partially obscured by a birdbath (which has been the scourge of many a player). Nowadays in Tompkins, the so-called \u201cbirdbath\u201d is somewhat manifested in that huge-ass tree on the West court, and it\u2019s separated from the Heckle Wall\u2122, which is established in the dugout area.<\/span><\/p>\n

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HEEEECCCKKKLLLEEE WAAAAALLLLL!!!!!<\/p><\/div>\n

The purpose of the Heckle Wall\u2122 is, obviously, to heckle. No one is an exception or gets a pass, especially when the ball arrives in the area. A few snide remarks, the never-ending boobirds, and some show-and-dance from costumed folk inhabit the Heckle Wall\u2122 zone. Unfortunately, there weren\u2019t many costumes in the final between #1 Fresh Kills and #2 Rehabs, but the atmosphere was jovial within the Heckle Wall\u2122 and critical of all the players outside of said wall. That said, here are a couple of remarks and sequences that I remember that Sunday afternoon:<\/span><\/p>\n

(to one of the Norri reffing the match)<\/span>
\n\u201cSam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam,<\/span>
\nSam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam! SamSamSamSamSamSam\u2026 \u00a0Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!\u201d<\/span>
\n(kudos to Worky for trying to sing the last part)<\/span><\/p>\n

(towards Zac reffing the match)<\/span>
\n\u201cWho is timekeeping?\u201d<\/span>
\n\u201cIt\u2019s that asshole from What the Puck!\u201d (Anonymous)<\/span><\/p>\n

(to the people in the other dugout \u201checkling\u201d)<\/span>
\n\u201cNo, be quiet, you shut up, shut your mouth!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cIf I wanted a 2-2 game, I woulda been a ballerina!\u201d (Justin, WTP)<\/span><\/p>\n

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LET’S GOOO!<\/p><\/div>\n

\u201cLet\u2019s gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!\u201d (Scott, LBS, Inc.)<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWho\u2019s the long haired goon in the hat playing for the Rehabs?\u201d<\/span>
\n\u201cDunno. \u00a0Never seen \u2018em before.\u201d (Entire league)<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cBOOOOOOOOO!!!!!\u201d (Lee, Hookers)<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWe love Gabe! We love Gabe! We love Gabe!\u201d<\/span>
\n\u201cI thought you said, \u2018We love gays!\u2019\u201d<\/span>
\n\u201cWe love gays, too!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cKKYYYYYLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!\u201d \u201cKKYYYYYLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!\u201d (Scott, LBS, Inc.)<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI can\u2019t see what\u2019s happening!\u201d<\/span>
\n\u201cGet on Chadwick\u2019s shoulders.\u201d<\/span>
\n\u201cWait, where is he?\u201d<\/span>
\n\u201cI think he\u2019s at home sipping whiskey on his terrace while reading about conflict in Syria.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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Well its Dr. Byron Clavicle of course.
Anyways, now that the charade is over, hopefully Walker can go back to being the Lonely Unicorn, and we will never see or hear from him again.
Happy Filler Friday on Wednesday peoples!<\/p><\/div>\n

\u201cMan, my ass just isn\u2019t the same after last night.\u201d<\/span>
\n\u201cShould be after what you put it through.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWhat\u2019s the score?\u201d<\/span>
\n\u201cWho cares. \u00a0Let\u2019s look for stuff to throw out on the rink.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

(on missing the net, for any guy out on the court)<\/span>
\n\u201cTake him out! He sucks!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI\u2019m getting a little hangry. \u00a0What time is the Social Committee ordering pizzas for Parkside?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cIs it wrong to break up with someone in a text message? No, right?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cCould we do something inappropriate in front of the players\u2026 on the court\u2026 with this stuffed dolphin?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cWow! Ramy had an opportunity to toss a tictac in a whale\u2019s mouth on that one. \u00a0Newman could have made that shot.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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\u201cBarch Pile! Barch Pile! Barch Pile!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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2017 PBR Cup Champs!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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