{"id":16112,"date":"2018-02-27T08:49:53","date_gmt":"2018-02-27T13:49:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=16112"},"modified":"2018-02-27T08:49:53","modified_gmt":"2018-02-27T13:49:53","slug":"three-stars-of-the-off-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/three-stars-of-the-off-season\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Stars of the Off-season"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Third Star \u2013 What Is Love<\/b>
\nEitan of the Free Agent List<\/b><\/p>\n

While at home recovering from surgery in Jersey he decided to flip on the ol\u2019 Tind to find himself a wife. \u00a0The first lady he was matched with asked for $600 and then the following happened\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n

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@ChestyPoops69<\/p><\/div>\n

Second Star \u2013 Fly Lauren Fly<\/b>
\nLJ from Cobra Kai<\/b><\/p>\n

It happened. \u00a0It finally happened. \u00a0An agent of chaos tried to take down the city of brotherly love by submerging it in anarchy.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Why?<\/p><\/div>\n

Following a sports (!) event a couple Sundays ago, the city had hit a high note and was out in the streets celebrating responsibly\u2026. until Lauren and her legion of green-clad-goons dispersed from their viewing location to join the masses. \u00a0Fully decked out with riot inducing beverages crammed into anything resembling a pocket they moved through the crowds, passing them out and began turning up the volume from \u2018harmonious\u2019 to \u2018the fuck is wrong with you people?\u2019. \u00a0\u00a0She was seen recommending an awning as a dance floor, encouraging a local dotard to munch on manure (to be fair, the 5 second rule applies to all things edible and this was freshly laid), hoisting up dummies to swing from lampposts, cheering on looters at a gas station, and urging a yahoo to box a horse. \u00a0Yes, her fingerprints were everywhere and today is the first day Lauren has been sober enough to return to work.<\/span><\/p>\n

If Cobra Kai ever ends up winning the BTSH PBR Cup we can expect pandemonium in Alphabet City.<\/span><\/p>\n

First Star \u2013 Thank You<\/b>
\nSuz (Riots) from the Bylaws Committee and Diane (Gut Rot) for Leadership<\/b><\/p>\n

For those of you not involved in any of the committees you have no idea how much hard work has been put in to creating our new league bylaws. \u00a0Suz and the gang have invested countless hours taking in all recommendations, listening to the captains, reviewing and rewriting each section, consuming boxes of wine, and ironing out all the kinks. \u00a0They\u2019re tired, they\u2019ve had enough and could use a final vote already. \u00a0If you happen to run into any of them, especially Suz, at the opening season party (TBD) show your thanks by treating them to something from the top shelf. \u00a0They\u2019ve earned it!<\/span><\/p>\n

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Thank You<\/p><\/div>\n

Special thanks to Diane for stepping up and filling the leadership void. \u00a0Most folks would throw their hands up and state, \u2018not my job.\u2019 \u2018I don\u2019t have time.\u2019 \u00a0\u2018I\u2019m Rich Glnzr.\u2019 or \u2018just let me know when that\u2019s done.\u2019 \u00a0She has helped organize off-season meetings, kept the captains informed, worked with the Board on open issues, collected <\/span>BTSH job applications<\/span><\/a>, and hosted a delightful gathering. \u00a0So for the love of god, could someone please be voted in as the new League Manager so she can catch a break?<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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