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Color<\/strong>: Navy Blue <\/p>\n Filthy Gorgeous had an extremely hectic offseason this winter, but it did not involve any hockey.\u00a0 Inspired by Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon’s decision to leave Filthy Gorgeous and\u00a0pursue his dream of winning the World Series of Dice, several other players\u00a0have commenced their own non-hockey endeavors.\u00a0 In December, Suvin “The Guru” Malik\u00a0cut the ribbon on his very own flower shop in the West Village.\u00a0 He specializes in daffodils and tulips.\u00a0 Looking to settle down, Liza Watts created a love child with Haanwa Chau of Mexican Standoff.\u00a0 The child’s name is Molly HaanWatts.\u00a0 After a brief stint as a salesman, Jonathan Rick is now the assistant manager at Manhattan’s Men’s Wearhouse.\u00a0 He thinks that pleated pants are due for a comeback.\u00a0 On a dare, the Pereira brothers started their own plumbing company.\u00a0 James is easily recognizable by his red overalls, while Joseph is easily recognizable by his green ones.\u00a0 There is a rumor that they also saved a princess.\u00a0 Captain Monica Russo sure has her hands full with this bunch.\u00a0<\/p>\n Rapper They Closely Resemble<\/strong>: Lil Weezy (Arthur Revechkis)<\/em>.\u00a0 Certainly among the nicest in the game, but still not ready to hit the big time on their own.\u00a0 However, they can claim to have worked with several members of the upper crust, and they’ve made it reasonably far that way. ROSTER I Can Think Of At Least Two Things Wrong With That Team Name Color: Navy Blue Year Founded: 2006 2007 Regular Season Finish: 9-8 (9th place) 2007 Playoff Result:\u00a0Lost to Rehabs in first round Key Additions: Dan Owens (Free Agent) Key Losses: James Stein (Sky Fighters), Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon (Connecticut) Fan Base: Sven<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[10,32,18],"class_list":["post-166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2008-team-previews","tag-2008-season","tag-filthy-gorgeous","tag-team-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/166\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nYear Founded<\/strong>: 2006
\n2007 Regular Season Finish<\/strong>: 9-8 (9th place)
\n2007 Playoff Result<\/strong>:\u00a0Lost to Rehabs in first round
\nKey Additions<\/strong>: Dan Owens (Free Agent)
\nKey Losses<\/strong>: James Stein (Sky Fighters), Paul “Ashy Larry” Vernon (Connecticut)
\nFan Base<\/strong>: Sven<\/p>\n
\nFast Fact<\/strong>: Homin “Maverick” Lee is excellent at climbing trees.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Becky Antar
\nChris Baker
\nFred Boucher
\nJeff Giberstein
\nFran Graziano
\nJean Hebert
\nDana Kravis
\nHomin “Maverick” Lee
\nSuvin “The Guru” Malik
\nSunny Mehra
\nMatt Novick
\nDan Owens (G)
\nJames Pereira
\nJoseph Pereira
\nTrista Rajaratnam
\nJonathan Rick
\nMonica Russo (C)
\nSabrina Schulman
\nLiza Watts
\nMatthew Workman<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"