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Color<\/strong>: Slightly lighter pink than before The Dark Rainbows return most of the team that won the championship in 2007, including standout goalie Trevor \u2018Jesus\u2019 Tyrrell.\u00a0 Captain Sean Reynolds believes that they will be able to repeat this year because, \u201cOur new jerseys were washed with Wayne Gretzky\u2019s spit inside the Stanley Cup…repeatedly!\u201d\u00a0 Allegedly, they also plan to make a stronger showing at the bars.\u00a0 According to Reynolds, new addition Jonathan Rudd was the winner of the 2008 \u201cBrooklyn Chugs & Hugs Contest,\u201d and he can drink a beer or give a hug in 2.5 seconds.<\/p>\n Rapper They Closely Resemble<\/strong>: Jay-Z<\/em>.\u00a0 Simply put, this is the dynasty.\u00a0 Sure, they\u2019ll have their ups and downs, but in the end, they\u2019re usually towards the top, and that\u2019s how they\u2019ll be remembered.\u00a0 They seem impervious to the pitfalls that have brought down other crews. ROSTER<\/strong> Now With 57% More Bar Attendance! Color: Slightly lighter pink than before Year Founded: 2004 2007 Regular Season Finish: 12-5-0-1 (3rd place) 2007 Playoff Result: Defeated Corlears Hookers in championship game Key Additions: Jonathan Rudd (Free Agent), Rachel Hulin (Free Agent) Key Losses: Masako Miyazaki, Dan \u201cDanny Abs\u201d Abdo Fan Base: Williamsburg<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[10,12,18],"class_list":["post-170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2008-team-previews","tag-2008-season","tag-dark-rainbows","tag-team-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=170"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":641,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions\/641"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nYear Founded<\/strong>: 2004
\n2007 Regular Season Finish<\/strong>: 12-5-0-1 (3rd place)
\n2007 Playoff Result<\/strong>: Defeated Corlears Hookers in championship game
\nKey Additions<\/strong>: Jonathan Rudd (Free Agent), Rachel Hulin (Free Agent)
\nKey Losses<\/strong>: Masako Miyazaki, Dan \u201cDanny Abs\u201d Abdo
\nFan Base<\/strong>: Williamsburg<\/p>\n
\nFast Fact<\/strong>: John Nielsen weighs approximately 448.8 pounds on Jupiter.<\/p>\n
\nAaron Behr
\nJennie Brown
\nJohn Cassidy
\nK.C. Fisher
\nLindsey Foehrenbach
\nLibby Hartle-Tyrrell
\nRachel Hulin
\nJesse Jewels
\nYui Lewis
\nJohn Neilsen
\nSean Reynolds (C)
\nJonathan Rudd
\nBrad Thomason
\nTrevor “Jesus” Tyrrell (G)
\nMichel Walkley
\nP.T. Walkley
\nJosh Wilson<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"