{"id":17043,"date":"2018-03-14T19:18:51","date_gmt":"2018-03-14T23:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=17043"},"modified":"2018-03-23T15:08:40","modified_gmt":"2018-03-23T19:08:40","slug":"get-to-know-herr-and-him-meet-your-new-co-commissioners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/get-to-know-herr-and-him-meet-your-new-co-commissioners\/","title":{"rendered":"Get to Know Herr (and Him): Meet Your New Co-Commissioners"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>1. Where are you from?
\nSarah:<\/strong> Jersey
\nBrian:<\/strong> Michigan
\nMedia note:<\/strong> Gee, Brian, nobody saw that answer coming…<\/p>\n

2. What do you do for work?
\nSarah:<\/strong> Equity Research for Credit Suisse.
\nBrian:<\/strong> Software Engineering from Two Sigma.
\nMedia Note:<\/strong> It sounds like these two are overqualified for this position, let\u2019s demand a recount…<\/p>\n

3. How did you guys meet?
\nBoth:<\/strong> Rich Glanzer. Well actually, trolling Rich Glanzer.<\/p>\n

4. The media hears that Sarah’s politics are usually the opposite of the person she is with? Does that extend to feelings on Rich Glanzer and wrestling?
\nSarah:<\/strong> I have no opinion on Glanzer and I know nothing about wrestling. But John Cena used to work out at my gym in Raleigh. And some other giant guys, whose names I don\u2019t remember. Brian likes wrestling.
\nBrian:<\/strong> That is not factual. I wasn’t allowed to because my parents were afraid it would make me do bad stuff to my brother.
\nMedia note:<\/strong> Cheeky was heard in the background saying some stuff about mud wrestling.<\/p>\n

5. What are your feeling on “The Greatest Day of the Year(TM)” Coming up on April 21?! No, this is not shameless plug for the Rose Charities Tournament. But if you insist, here is the registration link<\/a>. (register, though the current site is outdated. Tourney for 2018 is on Saturday, April 21)
\nSarah:<\/strong> I have never been able to play (media note: WHAT A HORRIBLE SHAME), and still am not cleared to play this year. Cheeky loved it, though, minus the sunburn.
\nBrian:<\/strong> It’s my favorite day of the year! April 21? Let me clear my calendar.
\nMedia note:<\/strong> We like this guy already.<\/p>\n

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6. What was your platform, again?
\nBoth:<\/strong> We love BTSH [and the Islanders]. We are not Cro. A vote for him is a vote for Herr.
\nMedia:<\/strong> Good enough for us.<\/p>\n

7. What is your policy on Rain Fears?
\nBrian:<\/strong> Dang nabbit. We didn’t discuss that yet. We really haven’t had a policy conversation yet. We were focused on not being Cro.<\/p>\n

8. OK, fine. But are you planning on changing the Mr. Met rain fears logo, you know, the last guy you want to see pop up on a Sunday morning?
\nBoth:<\/strong> We are here to preserve BTSH.<\/p>\n

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9. How will you ensure there is Pizza and\/or 6 foot subs for the hockey underserved (i.e. the people who get to the party late)?
\nSarah:<\/strong> Staggering the food orders.
\nMedia note:<\/strong> Wow, why didn\u2019t anyone else ever think of that. They came up with it in 2 seconds.<\/p>\n

10. Brian, what team do you play for?
\nBrian:<\/strong> Rehabs.
\nMedia note:<\/strong> He also loves the BTSH hot stove, in a different way than a former commissioner.<\/p>\n

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11. Julie and Olivier are looking to have octuplets. How did it feel on Sunday to wake up to having 400 kids?
\nSarah:<\/strong> Overwhelming. Also, crate training children is frowned upon, SAM.<\/p>\n

12. What are some new ideas for the league this year?
\nSarah:<\/strong> She said some stuff about analyzing the current status about the league (Media tuned out).
\nBrian:<\/strong> Foster and build the next generation of BTSH by furthering communication outside the captain chain. Figure out ways to maintain the balance in the league, but avoid mid season poaching.
\nSarah:<\/strong> I want to look into furthering philantropic outreach – have a real local community partnership.<\/p>\n

Media note:<\/strong> Sam proposes that any team that does mid season poaching must buy the other team either a 30-pack of booze, but really should be a keg, so the team can have a party.<\/p>\n

13. Brian, which Harbough is your Khaki idol?
\nBrian:<\/strong> 100% Jim. No doubt.<\/p>\n

14. The burning question on the BTSH colllective, hive mind–what is #VeganGainz?
\nSarah:<\/strong> They’re what happens when you give up all the good stuff–ice cream, steak, german onion dip.
\nBrian:<\/strong> That’s when you get huge, unconventionally. It’s like when you eat a lot of fiber.<\/p>\n

And the section you have all been waiting for–Questions from Cheeky<\/strong>:<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Can we start trolling Walker more?
\nThe Media:<\/strong> A resounding yes!!!<\/p>\n

Is a computer a robot or is a robot a computer?
\nThe Media says:<\/strong> That sounds like a question for Brian!
\nBrian responds:<\/strong> You’re asking me if a robot is a computer or vice versa? Is a hot dog a sandwich?!
\nBrian and Sarah, do you have any final thoughts?<\/p>\n

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Couples who troll together stay together.
\nMedia notes that they said some other things about how excited they are for the season…but we stopped paying attention, it was time to change the laundry #budsnsuds<\/p>\n

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