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Color<\/strong>: Yellow Founded in 2001, the Unicorns have arguably\u00a0logged the most BTSH court hours of any squad to take the asphalt this season.\u00a0 They bring a lot of optimism into the season despite being upset by a lower-seeded team in the 2007\u00a0playoffs for the second consecutive year.\u00a0 Captain Christian believes that his squad is like the Washington Generals, stating, \u201cEach season a close at hand playoff victory is stolen via rubber-band foul shot, water bucket of confetti, or midget atop a fat dude slam dunk.\u201d\u00a0 However, in an attempt to outmuscle the competition, Biff (Ted) has reportedly bulked up even more in hopes of\u00a0bringing that long elusive title to the yellow shirts.<\/p>\n Rapper They Closely Resemble<\/strong>: Jadakiss<\/em>.\u00a0 These guys definitely have the tools to be the best around, but every year, someone new arrives who\u2019s just one step better.\u00a0 If they don\u2019t make a serious move soon, they may\u00a0miss their chance. ROSTER<\/strong> I\u00a0Preferred\u00a0The Map Of Russia Episode \u00a0 Color: Yellow Year Founded: 2001 2007 Regular Season Finish: 12-3-2-1 (2nd place) 2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Fresh Kills in quarterfinals Key Additions: Jill (Tuques) Key Losses: Hector \u201c$howT!m3\u201d Melendez (Rehabs), Alex \u201cVillano VI\u201d Zabala (Rehabs) Fan Base: Brazil<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[10,18,13],"class_list":["post-171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2008-team-previews","tag-2008-season","tag-team-previews","tag-unicorns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=171"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":640,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/171\/revisions\/640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nYear Founded<\/strong>: 2001
\n2007 Regular Season Finish<\/strong>: 12-3-2-1 (2nd place)
\n2007 Playoff Result<\/strong>: Lost to Fresh Kills in quarterfinals
\nKey Additions<\/strong>: Jill (Tuques)
\nKey Losses<\/strong>: Hector \u201c$howT!m3\u201d Melendez (Rehabs), Alex \u201cVillano VI\u201d Zabala (Rehabs)
\nFan Base<\/strong>: Brazil<\/p>\n
\nFast Fact<\/strong>: Mark once ran for student council at Thomas Dewey High School, much to the dismay of principal Willis Dewitt.<\/p>\n
\nAaron
\nAllison
\nBrendan
\nCaitlin
\nChris
\nChristian (C)
\nCourtney
\nCraig (Ug) (G)
\nJill
\nJohn Mark
\nLindsay
\nMark
\nMike
\nRyan
\nSara
\nTed (Biff)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"