{"id":173,"date":"2008-04-06T10:15:37","date_gmt":"2008-04-06T15:15:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/2008\/04\/06\/season-preview-sky-fighters\/"},"modified":"2008-04-07T09:51:49","modified_gmt":"2008-04-07T14:51:49","slug":"season-preview-sky-fighters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/season-preview-sky-fighters\/","title":{"rendered":"Season Preview: Sky Fighters"},"content":{"rendered":"

A. Lott Drinks A Lot<\/h4>\n

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\"Puma<\/p>\n

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Color<\/strong>: Various shades of blue
\nYear Founded<\/strong>: 2007 (current version), 2002 (original version)
\n2007 Regular Season Finish<\/strong>: 1-16 (18th place)
\n2007 Playoff Result<\/strong>: Lost to Unicorns in first round
\nKey Additions<\/strong>: James Stein (Filthy Gorgeous)
\nKey Losses<\/strong>: J.R. Spiegel (the club scene)
\nFan Base<\/strong>: Czechoslovakia<\/p>\n

After a disastrous regular season, the Sky Fighters pulled it together for the playoffs, where they upset Mexican Standoff in the play-in game, and then put a scare in the Unicorns before falling by a goal.\u00a0 Under new leadership, the Sky Fighters expect better attendance, and better results.\u00a0 Co-Captain Amy Lott, who does not like to be disturbed before noon, predicts, \u201c[The Sky Fighters] will have a better year than the fat 8th grade girl that came back thinner, with big boobs, a cute haircut and new Puma’s on the first day of 9th grade.\u201d<\/p>\n

Rapper They Closely Resemble<\/strong>: Ja Rule<\/em>.\u00a0 Believe it or not, they were once viewed as a serious gangster presence wherever they traveled.\u00a0 However, as they claw there way back to the main stage, they now have a long way to go before others consider them much more than an itch.
\nFast Fact<\/strong>: Dan Hopper drinks a gallon of orange juice every day, but prefers no pulp.<\/p>\n

ROSTER
\n<\/strong>Neal Bacon
\nLourdes Banez
\nMark Bloom
\nPatrick Borelli
\nMartin Cejka
\nStefan Danicich
\nImraan Farukhi
\nDan Hopper (C)
\nRobert Kucera
\nSarah Larson
\nSamantha Lee
\nAmy Lott (C)
\nJames Stein (G)
\nMarc McDonald
\nChristina Parsons
\nChris Shumaker
\nTed Shumaker
\nAllison Spitz-Perry\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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