Sky Fighters: Matt R (1)<\/p>\n
Goalie Loss: James S (1-2)<\/p>\n
Math: Jon (3), Elly (2)<\/p>\n
Goalie Win: Eitan via Free Agents<\/em><\/p>\n Game Notes: Eitan posts back to back via free agency<\/em> wins for Math as they hang on to beat the no longer double digit scoring Sky Fighters in a close CMB divisional affair. #RosterHim<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hookers 1 @ Anklebiters 3<\/strong><\/p>\n Hookers: Cro (4)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss: Dustin (1-1)<\/p>\n Anklebiters: Shooey (1), Probert (7), Chris B (2)<\/p>\n Goalie Win: Dee J Bubble Bath (2-0)<\/p>\n Game Notes: Left was right and right was left on this day as GANK climb to 3-0 and Hookers are looking like their former selves<\/a> and are in need of another fourth division team to poach talent from come the post week 5 trade block. This was a one goal contest until late in the final frame, where GANK did their best Dallas Stars of 2016<\/a>\/Michael Grabner<\/a> impersonation and capitalized on an empty net opportunity.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Butchers 0 @ Rehabs 6<\/strong><\/p>\n Goalie Loss: Tim Brk (1-2)<\/p>\n Rehabs: Cherie (1), Alex WM (3), JoeyBats x2 (4), Sena I. (1), Ramy \u201cI wear blue everyday except on Sundays\u201d O. (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Shutout Win: Eric R (1) (1-0)<\/p>\n Game Notes: JoeyBats went back to forward and all from last week was forgotten as he had two snips allowing Rehabs to have a great bounce back game against the Butchers. On an unrelated note, I have this sinking feeling that I think I called Cheeky, Sarah, at Tompkins Square Bagels last week\u2026hope she didn\u2019t notice.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Gremlins 4 @ Mega 3<\/strong><\/p>\n Gremlins: Erich G x2 (3), Cody C (2), Iannis (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Win: Jamie B (1-2)<\/p>\n Mega: Alok (2), Jeff x2 (2)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss: Mike T (1-2)<\/p>\n Game Notes: Magic Man returned to help pace the Gremmies to their first W of the season in what we\u2019ve been told, was a very friendly game of croquet with Walker sitting out a couple of his teammates for separate 5 minutes iso time-outs for bettering his TOI and +\/-. #startedateven #stillthere<\/p>\n <\/p>\n DaPucks 3 @ Gut Rot 2<\/strong><\/p>\n DaPucks: John #69 C (1), Eric H (1), Paully P (3)<\/p>\n Goalie Win: Scott H (1-2)<\/p>\n Gut Rot: ScottyK x2 (3)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss: Eitan via Free Agents<\/em> (still #RosterHim)<\/p>\n Game Notes: In another Michaliga division instant classic, Pucks triumphed after another two goal lead was blown by the Bitzez\u2026Pucks were feeling generous on this day and decided to miss two shots at the empty net, but luckily Scott held down the fort in the final moments after an unlucky start to the game\u2026Backup\u2026 there are two ScottyK\u2019s?<\/p>\n Quick Shifts: Ramon had a goal called back that would have spotted Gut Rot a 3 goal lead in the early going. Definitely was not foreshadowed<\/a> last week…Amidst the ol\u2019 sophomore slump, Ball Hogg found a creative way to finally find his way on the game sheet – this of the penal offence variety- for an equipment violation for wearing Don Cherry disapproved elbow pads<\/a>.<\/p>\n Gotta go back to the sponge as the “D-C” (or Seinfeld) says!<\/p><\/div>\n <\/p>\n Filthier 1 @ Fuzz 4<\/strong><\/p>\n Filthier: James P (2)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss: Tim K (2-1)<\/p>\n Fuzz: Ryann \u201cRNV\u201d G (3), Miles (6), Paul (1), Sig<\/a> (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Win: Coach (3-0)<\/p>\n Game Notes: Mike T continues to play a game of chicken and hasn\u2019t scored yet. Fuzz took advantage of an under the weather Tim K (too much pre game Chipotle or something) and a short Filthy bench to keep pace with GANK atop the CMB divisional race.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Demons 1 @ Karma 3<\/strong><\/p>\n Demons: Josh R (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss: Zach L-L-L (0-3)<\/p>\n Karma: Brianna V (2), Matt (1), Cory (2)<\/p>\n Goalie Win: Steve F (2-0)<\/p>\n Game Notes: Popack\u2019s left boob<\/a> got in the way of everyone\u2019s fun again, denying Karma of a disrespectful 4th goal, so she claimed. She\u2019s now 2 for 2 (or 3 for 3, perhaps) with a 100% save, err, no, blocking<\/em>, percentage.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Pounds 5 @ Fresh Kills 2<\/strong><\/p>\n Pounds: ScottyK x2 (3), Karsten “you can be competitive but still get the call for the hall” P. x2 (2), Jake from the W (3)<\/p>\n Goalie Win: Mike Sizzler Z (2-1)<\/p>\n Fresh Kills: Ariel (2), Soko (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss: Barch (1-1)<\/p>\n Game Notes: No poor<\/a> captain\u2019s decisions or gift wrapped mystery goals<\/a> this week as Los Blancos take advantage of a light Fresh Kills lineup and made quick work of them before the rain fears fell upon the 5:30 matchups.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n OUT OF TOWN SCOREBOARD<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Kai\u2019s ahead of Curd\u2019s at the half after another Tom snipe 1-0. I warned yah!<\/a>\u00a0Campbell and RJ started between the pipes for their respective teams.<\/p>\n Rainbows lead Riots after 25 (minutes and hours), by 1-0. Greenwald and GDR are keeping both their squads in it. We\u2019re not going to jinx anything, but we foresee more rooftop practices in their future after closing this one out, whenever that will be.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Week 3 in Tweets<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Week-3-Art-Sponge-pads-300x153.png\")
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