{"id":17819,"date":"2018-04-19T08:55:07","date_gmt":"2018-04-19T12:55:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=17819"},"modified":"2018-04-20T09:29:50","modified_gmt":"2018-04-20T13:29:50","slug":"week-4-she-views-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-4-she-views-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 4 She-views – Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"

by Anonymous Lovely Lady\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Who run the world?<\/div>\n
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Girls<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Who run this\u00a0motha?<\/div>\n
<\/div>\n
Girls<\/a><\/div>\n
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Who run the world? GIRLS!!!<\/p><\/div>\n

Chief Design Officer Amy v Board Woman Georgine<\/b>
\nGouging Anklebiters at Butchers\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

We haven\u2019t seen much of Amy yet this season, but we know her heart and creative mind is with the \u2018biters every week. Amy always creates fabulous costume designs for the ‘biters new recruits, which we sadly missed seeing due the opening party being hosted on Saturday. There’s always next year!<\/p>\n

Georgine is a constant surprise as she is always willing to take on roles within BTSH to make it a better place. Her chill attitude and \u2018Who Cares?\u2019 motto should be adopted by more teams.<\/p>\n

Prediction: The Butchers can\u2019t catch a break, 6-2 Anklebiters, but these teams will be seen sharing beers after.\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n

Captain JoAnn v Captain Laura<\/b>
\nPoutine Machine at Tompkins Square Riots<\/strong><\/p>\n

French Canadian Captain JoAnn has really reshaped Poutine over the last few seasons.\u00a0 Attitude and clean play has vastly improved for the team. Perhaps the friendly Canadian way is slowly settling over Poutine.<\/p>\n

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Biker chick MacNeil is always ready to lead her team on the court. Under her leadership, the Riots team takes the ‘don’t be a dick’ rule to heart on and off the court. The recruitment efforts during the off season may not have paid off yet, but there are still many games ahead.<\/p>\n

Prediction: Poutine with extra gravy, 3-1 Poutine Machine.\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n

Captain Emily v Captain Lauren<\/b>
\nWhat the Puck at Cobra Kai<\/strong><\/p>\n

As of writing time, the Wild are down against Winnipeg which has kept Emily from focusing on her own upcoming game.<\/p>\n

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LJ and CK? No problem.<\/p><\/div>\n

Better known as LJ, I think she\u2019s been holding weekly team drills. The Dojo is in top form this season and we’re scared. All are welcome to join the team sprints they do after each game.<\/p>\n

Prediction: Wild lose the series and 5-2 Cobra Kai.\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n

Captain Julie v Captain Jenn<\/b>
\nMega Touch at Denim Demons<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dear Julie,<\/p>\n

I\u00a0believe there is holiday candy for 90% off at Duane Reade\u2026<\/p>\n

From,<\/p>\n

Your Secret Admirer<\/p>\n

Dear Jenn,<\/p>\n

Tell Julie about a candy sale for your chance to win this Sunday.<\/p>\n

From,<\/p>\n

Your Secret Admirer<\/p>\n

BONUS PREVIEW – Straight Outta Tompkins<\/strong>
\nby Ice Capade<\/em><\/p>\n

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You are now about to witness the strength of street hockey knowledge.<\/p>\n

Straight outta Tompkins, crazy MegaToucher named Alok
\nFrom the gang called Canucks At Artichoke
\nWhen he’s called in, he’s got an Easton
\nTakes a wrist shot and the goalie has a brain stroke
\nYou too, boy, if ya mess with Mega Touch
\nThey score a buncha goals then they’re off to get brunch
\nOff yo ass, that’s how they goin’ out
\nFor the punk Denim Demons that are showin’ out
\nDemons start to mumble, they wanna rumble
\nJulie gonna solve ’em like a Junior Jumble
\nGoin’ off on a Demon like that
\nWith the ball passed around by five guys named Zach
\nWhen Mega Touch gets their groove on?
\nThey’ll be cuttin’ you out like a Burger King coupon
\nBut here’s a player stat that’ll help you get through
\nMaybe sink a biscuit, maybe even two
\nBecause goalie Tuckman? He don’t give a fuck, man.
\nYou’ll be hittin’ posts, he’ll be readin’ Paul Krugman.
\nMaybe toe-to-toe, for half a half
\nBut then it gets sloppy like a drunk giraffe.
\nYo daily, monthly and yearly
\nUntil the league sweethearts can see clearly
\nThat Mega’s gonna dine at Sunny & Annie’s
\nWhile the Demons steal pizza outta trash can crannies
\nSo when they’re in the neighborhood, you better duck
\nCause Mega Touch is crazy as fuck
\nFacing off like they was Anthony Hopkins
\nBut when they come back, man,
\n-they’re comin’ straight outta Tompkins<\/p>\n

Prediction:<\/em>\u00a0Mega Touch 3, Denim Demons 2.<\/p>\n

Board Woman Sheena v Ref Scheduler Alexa<\/b>
\nFresh Kills at Fuzz<\/strong><\/p>\n

Sheena is just one of those people that the more you talk to them, the more you like them. Ideas and conversations are enlightening. Then you remember that you have to play hockey against her… But really, you should go talk to her if you haven’t already.<\/p>\n

Who ensures that every game has 2 refs? Alexa. She stepped into this role for the second year in a row. You should find Alexa this Sunday and say ‘Thank you.’<\/p>\n

Prediction: Refs are paid off to make it an interesting game, 5-4 OT SO Fuzz.\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n

Don’t forget to sign-up for the\u00a0Annual Rose\u00a0Charities\u00a0Tournament<\/a>!\u00a0<\/wbr>This message was not paid for by Board Woman Rachel.<\/i><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

by Anonymous Lovely Lady\u00a0 Who run the world? Girls Who run this\u00a0motha? Girls Chief Design Officer Amy v Board Woman Georgine Gouging Anklebiters at Butchers\u00a0 We haven\u2019t seen much of Amy yet this season, but we know her heart and creative mind is with the \u2018biters every week. Amy always creates fabulous costume designs for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[264,388],"class_list":["post-17819","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info","tag-previews","tag-she-views"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17819"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17819"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17819\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17832,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17819\/revisions\/17832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17819"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17819"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17819"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}