{"id":1782,"date":"2009-09-10T21:41:39","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T02:41:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=1782"},"modified":"2009-09-10T22:03:33","modified_gmt":"2009-09-11T03:03:33","slug":"all-star-teams-announced-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/all-star-teams-announced-2\/","title":{"rendered":"All Star Teams Announced!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4>Come For The All-Stars, Stay Despite Hockey Rich<\/h4>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/allstar09.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1788  aligncenter\" title=\"All-Star 2009\" src=\"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/allstar09.jpg\" alt=\"All-Star 2009\" width=\"450\" height=\"311\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/allstar09.jpg 1000w, https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/allstar09-300x207.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 450px) 100vw, 450px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After the West squad&#8217;s convincing 4-1 win last season, the East\u00a0will be looking to even the series in their 2009\u00a0contest.\u00a0 In an effort to revitalize the squad from last year&#8217;s defeat, Rich\u00a0Glanzer and the extremely photogenic Stacy Kehoe replace former East coaches Adam &#8220;Legend Killer&#8221; Rubens and Monica Russo.\u00a0 The new tandem\u00a0is already\u00a0very optimistic as\u00a0Glanzer and Kehoe\u00a0will have some of BTSH&#8217;s top players at their disposal.\u00a0 Forwards Ben, Susannah,\u00a0and\u00a0Arthur Revechkis\u00a0will lead the scoring attack, while Peter &#8220;Purple Rain&#8221; Putka and Amy Jones anchor the defense.\u00a0 In addition, Glanzer and Kehoe will coach two of the league&#8217;s most feared enforcers in Jeremy &#8220;The Foot&#8221; Schumacher and Libby Hartle-Tyrrell.\u00a0 However, the West has also made some enhancements, as the team looks to maintain its dominance.\u00a0 Co-coaches Steve Chernoski and Georgine &#8220;Mulva&#8221; Paulin\u00a0take over for\u00a0Phil &#8220;Sandy&#8221; Donohue and Rachel &#8220;A-Korn&#8221; Greene with high hopes of continuing their legacy.\u00a0 Chernoski, a defender himself, is thrilled to have several of BTSH&#8217;s premier players on his blue line,\u00a0most notably\u00a0Sam Anthony, Courtney McBride, and Adam Robertson.\u00a0 A goon at heart, Paulin is also excited, as she will have several gritty forwards to utilize, including Ariel Imas, Caroline Morrissey-Bickerton, and Will Kuhns.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, for the second season in a row, Paul &#8220;Ashy Larry&#8221; Vernon was not selected to participate in this game.\u00a0 Those who were selected, however, are listed after the jump.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h4>EAST TEAM (white\/light)<\/h4>\n<p><strong>Coaches:<br \/>\n<\/strong>Rich Glanzer (Happy Little Elves)<br \/>\nStacy Kehoe (Rehabs)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Goalies:<br \/>\n<\/strong>Craig \u201cUg\u201d LaCombe (Unicorns)<br \/>\n&#8220;Quiet&#8221; Mike O&#8217;Connor (Gouging Anklebiters)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Roster:<\/strong><br \/>\nBen (Mexican Standoff)<br \/>\nMolly Brown (Mega Touch)<br \/>\nGarrett Carrino (Happy Little Elves)<br \/>\nMartin &#8220;Ocho Cinco&#8221; Cejka (Sky Fighters)<br \/>\nChris (Unicorns)<br \/>\nLibby Hartle-Tyrrell (Dark Rainbows)<br \/>\nAmy Jones (Fresh Kills)<br \/>\nTom MacDonald (What The Puck)<br \/>\n$howT!m3 (Rehabs)<br \/>\nDenis Miciletto (Tuques)<br \/>\nSheena Otto (Mathematics)<br \/>\nSusannah (Unicorns)<br \/>\nBecky Pear\/Rem &#8220;Canadian Strongman&#8221; Garavito (Cobra Kai)<br \/>\nMike Pereira\u00a0(Denim Demons)<br \/>\nPeter &#8220;Purple Rain&#8221; Putka (Corlears Hookers)<br \/>\nArthur &#8220;Lil Weezy&#8221; Revechkis (Mighty Squirrels)<br \/>\nKirby &#8220;Cheek&#8221; Ruffner (Mighty Squirrels)<br \/>\nJeremy &#8220;The Foot&#8221; Schumacher (Gouging Anklebiters)<\/p>\n<h4>WEST (black\/dark)<\/h4>\n<p><strong>Coaches:<\/strong><br \/>\nSteve Chernoski\u00a0(Denim Demons)<br \/>\nGeorgine &#8220;Mulva&#8221; Paulin (Mathematics)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Goalies:<\/strong><br \/>\nJohn Meyer (Dark Rainbows)<br \/>\nDan &#8220;D.O.&#8221; Owens\u00a0(Filthy Gorgeous)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Roster:<br \/>\n<\/strong>Greg &#8220;Lysol&#8221; Altman\/Will Kuhns (Cobra Kai)<br \/>\nSam Anthony (LBS, Inc.)<br \/>\nAlice Bertoni (Sky Fighters)<br \/>\nGary (Mexican Standoff)<br \/>\nDarrell &#8220;Accurate Bob&#8221;\u00a0Hartman (What The Puck)<br \/>\nAriel Imas (Fresh Kills)<br \/>\nJeff Kamen\u00a0(Denim Demons)<br \/>\nErica Lee (LBS, Inc.)<br \/>\nBill MacGregor (Mega Touch)<br \/>\nCourtney McBride (Happy Little Elves)<br \/>\n&#8220;The Masterpiece&#8221; Ashley McMasters (Filthy Gorgeous)<br \/>\nSunny Mehra (Filthy Gorgeous)<br \/>\nCaroline Morrissey-Bickerton (Gouging Anklebiters)<br \/>\nMel Raoul (Rehabs)<br \/>\nAdam Robertson (Tuques)<br \/>\nNoelle Safar (Corlears Hookers)<br \/>\nDerek Tagliarino (Mathematics)<br \/>\nMichel Walkley (Dark Rainbows)<\/p>\n<p><em>This game will once again\u00a0feature the dapper referee tandem of Patrick Larsen (Mighty Squirrels) and Bryan \u201cStork\u201d Welch (Rehabs).<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Come For The All-Stars, Stay Despite Hockey Rich After the West squad&#8217;s convincing 4-1 win last season, the East\u00a0will be looking to even the series in their 2009\u00a0contest.\u00a0 In an effort to revitalize the squad from last year&#8217;s defeat, Rich\u00a0Glanzer and the extremely photogenic Stacy Kehoe replace former East coaches Adam &#8220;Legend Killer&#8221; Rubens and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[123,100,85],"class_list":["post-1782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-notes","tag-2009-season","tag-all-star-game","tag-ashy-larry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1782"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1782"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1790,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1782\/revisions\/1790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}