\nGouging Anklebiters 0 @ Butchers 3<\/strong><\/p>\n
Goalie Loss: Tim Bwn (1-1)<\/p>\n
Butchers: Pete D\u2019 (1), Tarzan (2), Arthur (1)<\/p>\n
Goalie Shutout Win: Peter \u201cParker\u201d B via Free Agents<\/em><\/p>\n Game Notes: \u201cPeter Parker\u201d finally pitched the shutout he was promising many weeks ago for a Thursday scrimmage and the GANK are no longer undefeated.<\/p>\n Way to prove me wrong Pete! Go Jets Go!<\/p><\/div>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Medical Physicist of Mount Sinai JoAnn vs Senior Project Manager Laura<\/em> Poutine: Jerome (1), Patrick (2), Mike M (3)<\/p>\n Goalie Shutout Win: RJ (2-0)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss: Dave GDR (0-3)<\/p>\n Game Notes: Jerome aka Hornswoggle aka JVR scored in his return to the lineup and Poutine stay undefeated but-for finishing their Week 3 matchup next Sunday.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Media Campaign Manager Emily vs Portfolio Managin\u2019 LJ<\/em> WTP: Ball Hogg (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss: Scott H (1-3)<\/p>\n Cobra Kai: Olivier (1), Will G (2), Paul B (3)<\/p>\n Goalie Win: Campbell (3-0)<\/p>\n Game Notes: Campbell was going for his best Patrick “Roy” impersonation on this day (oh come on, no groaning, that\u2019s much funnier than the November 12th<\/sup> 2017 tracker<\/a>\u2026<\/em>) and dropped one glove side<\/a> to lose the shutout bid late in this contest. Whichever asshole from WTP<\/a> broke the shutout with just over a minute left, you totally broke rule #1 with that garbage time goal, yo.<\/p>\n Now that the early CK\/WTP match up has come and gone, what did you expect? It\u2019s 2018, get with the new ROY race, everyone!<\/p><\/div>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n General Counsel Katz vs TV Exec Popack Parms<\/em> Goalie Loss: Mike T (1-3)<\/p>\n Demons: Miles S (2), Brian M x2 (2), Anshu (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Shutout Win: Dave GDR\u00a0via TSRiots<\/em><\/p>\n Game Notes: Demons hang all the time (less than 60% of the time) at the league bar on Sundays, but they did pick up their first win of the season. Hats off to Mike T of Mega for keeping the score line closer than the corsi\/fenwick balance of play suggested (which of course, are unofficial<\/em> stats this year).<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Senior Commercial Ad Producin\u2019 Sheena vs Poor Performance Scrutinizer, HR Directin\u2019 Alexa<\/em> Fresh Kills: Jeff S (1), Joe S (1), Ariel (3)<\/p>\n Goalie Win: Barch (2-1)<\/p>\n Fuzz: Miles H (7), Mike Teyt (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss: Coach (3-1)<\/p>\n Game Notes: Did Hicks really leave as an FA or was he scrutinized for scoring too many goals with his feet in the paint? And yes, before you ask, Ariel used his move on his goal. Expect anything different?<\/a><\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n ROY Nominee (wait you can take pride in that? < 3) Token Sens Fan Marcella vs Head of Marketing Googler Tia<\/em> Gremlins: Mark M (1), Tim F (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Win: Jamie (2-1-1)<\/p>\n SO Winner: Rockoff the Player Agent (on behalf of his client, Tim F)<\/p>\n Rainbows: Tia L (1), Matt F (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss: Eitan via #RosterHim<\/em><\/p>\n Game Notes: Tia chipped in with a big HON Candidate (It\u2019s a TSN thing for you American folk) worthy goal to ensure a point for the Rainbows.<\/p>\n Quick Shifts: Gremlins still won so no harm no foul, but I\u2019m sure the league office will work with the head of officiating to iron out video review usage going forward. I\u2019m all for a challenge flag.<\/p>\n Corrections: We posted a record of 1-2 for Jamie B in Week 3, which was incorrect, as he has one regulation loss and one overtime loss.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Co-Commish Bionic Woman Herr vs Senior Code Producing Sena <\/em>(Neither drew into the lineup) Math: Adam L (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss: Eitan via an active two way contract on the waiver wire<\/em><\/p>\n Rehabs: Alex W M (4)<\/p>\n Goalie Win: Showtime (2-1)<\/p>\n SO Winner: JoeyBats<\/p>\n Game Notes: Eitan helped Math get another point as the Norris clan continue to go with the hot hand. #CrowdedCrease #RosterHim. This game was close the entire way (because it was tied after regulation, OT, and the first three shootout rounds, duh) which saw LJ (via Cobra Kai<\/em>) open the shootout with a forehand snipe. The video has been sent around to her own team, USA Ball Hockey, and Pavel Barber<\/a> for extended scouting\/viewing purposes (you might<\/em> have seen it on the BTSH fb group by now). After being asked to go full Brian Rolston<\/a> prior to the attempt, Cherie clinched a sudden death shootout frame by opting for a quick but coolly taken snapper glove side. JoeyBats iced the game with a quick backhand forehand move to finish upstairs blocker-side. No video reviewers were harmed in determining that Joey did not enter the crease on this game winner.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Master Colourist** Lisa vs Advisory Managin\u2019 Stat Shotgunnin\u2019 Schmorgg<\/em> Karma: Big Ben 6’9″ C (1), Matt S (2), Briana V (3), Bill M (1), Derek Z x2 (3)<\/p>\n Goalie Win: Charlie via Free Agents<\/em><\/p>\n Gut Rot: Ramon (1), Peaches (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss: Ed P (0-2)<\/p>\n Game Notes: Board of Director Morgen asked me to track a plethora of stats this season, but since I was refereeing I have no idea what happened in this game. I\u2019ll just presume Ramon\u2019s goal was with a high follow through and move on to our 5:30 games. (That\u2019s as much thought as any future Instant Karma opponent wants to think about for a matchup against this undefeated squad that no one saw coming<\/a>)<\/p>\n And note that they have almost eclipsed their Pythagorean point preview value<\/p><\/div>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/peter-park-SOW.png\")
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\nPoutine Machine 3 @ Tompkins Square Riots 0<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nWhat the Puck 1 @ Cobra Kai 3<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/a>
\nMega 0 @ Demons 4<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nFresh Kills 3 @ Fuzz 2<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nGremlins 3 @ Dark Rainbows 2 (<\/strong>OT\/SO)<\/strong><\/p>\n
\n<\/em>Math 1 @ Rehabs 2 (<\/strong>OT\/SO)<\/strong><\/p>\n
\nInstant Karma 6 @ Gut Rot 2<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/a>