{"id":17933,"date":"2018-05-14T09:44:06","date_gmt":"2018-05-14T13:44:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=17933"},"modified":"2018-05-14T12:59:48","modified_gmt":"2018-05-14T16:59:48","slug":"know-your-neighbor-1st-installment-of-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/know-your-neighbor-1st-installment-of-2018\/","title":{"rendered":"Know Your Neighbor – 1st Installment of 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"

by Sam N<\/em><\/p>\n

The BTSH Media is bringing you the first 2018 installment of Know Your Neighbor, featuring Jess from the Dark Rainbows.\u00a0 \u201cWhat is Know Your Neighbor,\u201d the majority of the new Sky Fighters team asks.\u00a0 Well, it\u2019s where The Media highlights a player or duo in BTSH who are exceptionally fit for the BTSH spirit.\u00a0 \u201cWhat is The Media,\u201d the new Sky Fighters team clamors on.\u00a0 Well, dear Elly\u2026\u00a0 \u201cWait, wait, who is Elly?\u201d\u00a0 The Media responds, \u201coh dear lord Elly\u2026<\/a>\u201d<\/p>\n

Jess from the Dark Rainbows<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Hometown:\u00a0 Fairfield, Connecticut<\/p>\n

College:\u00a0 Lafayette College. Fun fact: I played D1 field hockey there.<\/p>\n

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How did you hear about BTSH:\u00a0 Josh Wags, my fellow Rainbow recruited me! We play on our company\u2019s softball team together.<\/p>\n

Favorite NHL team who aren\u2019t the Islanders:\u00a0 The Rangers. The Islanders are the 2nd<\/sup> rate hockey team of New York (no offense).<\/p>\n

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Henrik is used to posing with “second-place” fingers…<\/p><\/div>\n

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But he really needs to be holding 6 more fingers up.<\/p><\/div>\n

Favorite bands: The Strokes, AC\/DC, Chance the Rapper, The Black Keys, Alabama Shakes, The Smiths<\/p>\n

Favorite author: Junot Diaz- read his book The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao<\/em> you won\u2019t regret it<\/p>\n

What have you heard so far about Ocean City:\u00a0 Ocean City, Maryland? A guy from my college was from there and he had an inner lip tattoo and lit a bunch of fireworks off in our dorm. So yeah\u2026. [ed. note: Ocean City, MD is one of the best BTSH weekends of the year.\u00a0 It’s a ball hockey tournament near the beach<\/a>, this year happening on August 25-26!]\n

Have you had the misfortune of meeting Rich Glnzr yet:\u00a0 is it bad I don\u2019t know who that is [ed. note: no, this is a very, very good thing.\u00a0 Try not to meet him.\u00a0 You should actually quit the league now while you’re ahead.]\n

What do you do for a job:\u00a0 I\u2019m a copywriter at an ad agency. So like madmen but also not at all like madmen.<\/p>\n

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What are your true aspirations:\u00a0 to be a CCO (chief creative officer), hike Half Dome at Yosemite National Park, get really good at back country camping, and somehow fulfill my childhood dream of owning a Dalmatian- but from a rescue (adopt don\u2019t shop!)<\/p>\n

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Almost Ansel Adams quality, until this human ruined the shot…<\/p><\/div>\n

Bobby Bonilla or Albert Belle:\u00a0 Bobby Bonilla<\/p>\n

What are your favorite bars in the city:\u00a0 d.b.a., Peculiar Pub, Forgtmenot (THE NACHOS) and The Wayland<\/p>\n

Have you seen the TSP hawk yet or is this still BTSH folklore to you:\u00a0 Okay first of all there\u2019s three: Dora, Nora and Christo and there is soooo much hawk drama. Dora gets hurt a lot and I think the latest gossip is she got into a fight with Nora over Christo and her wing is f*cked up and now she\u2019s in animal rehab for the third time in her young hawk life. At least this is what the dedicated #hawkwatchers tell me. I made friends with one of them her name was Charlene.<\/p>\n

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If you were only allowed to watch one movie for the rest of your life, what would it be:\u00a0 The Royal Tenenbaums<\/p>\n

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Margo is Jess’s spirit animal minus the incest stuff.<\/p><\/div>\n

On the record\u2014what teams do you think the Rainbows will beat this year: This seems like you\u2019re trying<\/em> to instigate rivalries but\u2026I\u2019ll go with Gut Rot because that just sounds unpleasant and Poutine Machine because the concept of eating that is so incredibly disgusting to me (no offense to the team\/Canadians).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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