Danica McKellar<\/a><\/p>\n<\/p>\n
With goalie Sarah Coombs\u2019s transfer from a female to a gender neutral organism, the Mathematics were forced to recruit several female players during the offseason.\u00a0 They are very excited to welcome Gunner (Katatikarn) back into the fold, but are extremely saddened by Noam Dolgin\u2019s departure.\u00a0 After much publicized attendance issues in 2007, they are poised to be a much more cohesive unit this season.\u00a0 The team hosted several get-togethers in the offseason, including a karaoke party, high tea with Andrew Lu, graduation school tours with Sharif \u201cThe Chocolate Buzzsaw\u201d Corinaldi (he seemed to like Howard), and of course, a real estate seminar with Georgine \u201cMulva\u201d Paulin.\u00a0 Rumors have also circulated that the Mathematics may acquire Gavin \u201cDutch\u2019s Brother\u201d Kearney or Mike \u201cThe X-Factor\u201d Woodsworth to boost their offense.\u00a0 These rumors have not been confirmed.<\/p>\n
Rapper They Closely Resemble<\/strong>: Wu-Tang Clan<\/em>.\u00a0 Some of these guys have been around for a while now, and there\u2019s no doubt that a few of them are among the game\u2019s elite.\u00a0 Unfortunately, their attendance is always suspect at their live performances, blocking their path to mainstream success.\u00a0 They\u2019ll miss their old, dirty one.
\nFast Fact<\/strong>: Mark \u201cSully\u201d Sullivan considers his autographed Troy O\u2019Leary rookie card as his most prized possession.<\/p>\nROSTER<\/strong>
\nJeffrey Contray
\nSarah Coombs (G)
\nSharif “The Chocolate Buzzsaw” Corinaldi
\nMichelle Dujarric
\nGungsadawn “Gunner” Katatikarn
\nEli Kazin
\nAndrew Levine
\nElaina Loizou
\nAndrew Lu
\nLaura MacNeil (C)
\nRaj Nath
\nSheena Otto
\nGeorgine “Mulva” Paulin
\nAndrew Pratt
\nBenjamin Roth
\nBradley Schmidt
\nMark “Sully” Sullivan
\nDerek Tagliarino (C)
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