Sky Fighters \u2013 Jake T (1)<\/p>\n
Goalie Loss \u2013 James S (1-5-1)<\/p>\n
Butchers \u2013 SUPER Dave (1), Arthur R (3), Brady C (3)<\/p>\n
Goalie Win \u2013 Tim Brk (2-4)<\/p>\n
Game Notes: This game was closer than the score suggested as both teams traded coolly placed snips in the first period, with Sky not being able to make the most of a few grade A chances<\/a> in the late stages of a 1 goal game and the crease was victim to another disallowed goal.<\/p>\n Quick Shifts: Butchers definitely David Leggio\u2019d<\/a> on two different<\/a> occasions. Watch out for that, stripes.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Gut Rot 1 @ Poutine 5<\/strong><\/p>\n TheBitzez <\/em>\u2013 Akhil Nation (3)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Eitan via #RosterHim<\/em><\/p>\n Poutine \u2013 Andy P (1), Brian S (2), Jo-Ann \u201cThe\u201d Pro x2 (2), Mike “Pelt Board” (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Win \u2013 RJ F (3-1, GAA of a Rouge)<\/p>\n Game Notes: Jo-Ann scored a BTSH hat trick; a goal (or two), a disallowed goal, and a (few dozen) beer(s) at the bar. That\u2019s probably much sleeker than the would-have-been hat trick.<\/p>\n Quick Shifts: T-minus 5 minutes after going live until I get corrections on the above. Can\u2019t beat the consistency!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Rainbows 0 @ Pucks 4 <\/strong><\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Greenwald (0-4)<\/p>\n WTP \u2013 Bardown Bandit<\/a> (2), Paully P (5), Captain Emily! M (1), Justin M (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Win \u2013 Eitan via #DidntPlayAgainstHimThisTime<\/p>\n Game Notes: Eitan enjoyed playing for WTP for a change in the first half. Not sure if the second half counted though, he said he didn\u2019t get a shot on goal for that part of the game.<\/a><\/p>\n Quick Shifts: When going from Corsi to Fenwick<\/a>, Rainbows\u2019 relative scoring chances got a bump up from 5 to 25 percent. Arguably the most underrated team in blocking shots. I guess they get a lot of practice at it though.<\/p>\n Greenwald\u2019s new mask screams Dark Rainbows of BTSH \u2013 nice upgrade from the not regulation baseball cat eye mask and that human grease fire smelling USA decal scrub mask he sported for a week or two<\/p><\/div>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Pounds 4 @ Rehabs 1<\/strong><\/p>\n Pounds \u2013 Karsten (9), ScottyK x3 (9)<\/p>\n Goalie Win \u2013 Longwell via Ligue 1 free transfer market<\/em><\/p>\n Rehabs \u2013 HICKSY (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Eric R (2-1, GAA of a Deuce)<\/p>\n Game Notes: Los Blancos brought a goalie without a real mask to a two-piece stick fight and it caught Rehabs by surprise coming off two straight bye weeks.<\/p>\n Quick Shifts: Era adjusted, Karsten\u2019s 9 would count for 29 back in the pre BTSH, I mean, NHL, lockout era of 2004-05, or whenever he started in the league. They still aren\u2019t very pretty, and low on style points<\/a>, though.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Instant Karnage 0 @ Cobra Kai 7<\/strong><\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Steve F (2-2)<\/p>\n Cobra Kai \u2013 Not top shelf Tommy L x 2 (6), Liam M x2 (4), Pete G (1), JJ (2), Siena \u201cFoligno\u201d (2)<\/p>\n Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Campbell W-W-W-W-W-W (6-0, 2 shutouts, but not 3, .83 GAA)<\/p>\n Game Notes: Taking one on the chin for him in one of the several of skirmishes in this heated blowout<\/a>, Will lets the girls<\/a> of CK fight his battles for him, and the Dojo win 7-0 to go 7-0 on the season. Needless to say, this game was not as clean as Campbell\u2019s save percentage on the day. Lol. Will, do I have your [team’s] goals right today?<\/p>\n Quick Shifts: The God of Thunder is still without his hammer and I\u2019ll wait a week or two to update you all on the Bezos\/Musk memes.<\/p>\n But who is the Loki of BTSH?<\/p><\/div>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Quick Maths (0 plus 1 is…) 1 @ Fish Market\u2019s Bait and Hook 7<\/strong><\/p>\n Math \u2013 James \u201cBobberhead\u201d W (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 David L-L-L-L (0-4, GAA of ouch!<\/em><\/a>)<\/p>\n Hookers \u2013 Noelle \u201c13 clicks (km\u2019s) is a light stroll\u201d x2 (2), TJ (1), CJ \u201cI won Peyton his second super bowl\u201d Anderson x2 (4), Justin #NotMyPrime Minister Trudeaun\u2019t (1), Tiff H (2)<\/p>\n Goalie Win \u2013 Tim B via there\u2019s like 5 Tim B\u2019s in this league who did this game sheet and thought this was okay?<\/em><\/p>\n Game Notes: Very competitive game. I mean, the game started zero-zero<\/a>, am I right?<\/p>\n Quick Shifts: Tiff has gone back to GM duties for the Hookers and made the smart move of rather than poaching division 4 players (my texts from Cro have fallen significantly in the past week…) she brought in a new class of Dartmouth talent.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n <\/p>\n Filthier 2 @ Fresh Kills 1<\/strong><\/p>\n Filthier \u2013 James (4), Sunny (5)<\/p>\n Goalie Win \u2013 Tim \u201cJust another Sunday\u201d K (5-2, GAA of 1.57 and change)<\/p>\n Fresh Kills \u2013 Ariel (4)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Barch Pile (3-2)<\/p>\n Game Notes: First star (or at least a participation medal Glnzr HM) goes out to Tim K for pulling out a more impressive win than against Pounds in Week 2. He was stellar<\/a> early in this one to give his team a chance to pull out a big dub (in what I presume was) late in this contest.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n Fuzz 7 @ Anklebiters 6<\/strong><\/p>\n Fuzz \u2013 Jeff x2 (6), Ryan H (2), Mike Teyt (6), Ryann \u201cRNV\u201d G (6), Rob W (1), \u201cHall\u201d Gil (2)<\/p>\n Goalie Win \u2013 Coach (6-1, 2.57 GAA)<\/p>\n \u2018Biters \u2013 Jared P x3 (6), Alex D (4), Carrie R (3), Jason B (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 \u201cDJ\u201d Bubble Baths (3-1,\u00a0GAA of could have used a second rinse, lather, repeat with the rubber ducky on Sunday morning<\/em>)<\/p>\n Game Notes: This game was back and forth. There was so many goals being scored I just picked up my stuff and left so I could get a head start on recording box scores knowing it was going to be a long Monday (….aaand Tuesday).<\/p>\n Quick Shifts: Coach\u2019s SV+% is probably now halved after Sunday\u2019s game. In the fleeting moments of the game\u2019s final seconds, video review would have shown the ball being struck at waist height, but with no time remaining on the clock. NO GOAL!<\/p>\n After review, the puck (ball?) was struck in under the cross bar, kind of around the waist….but when we finally looked at my wrist watch…there was…some…no…NO TIME ON THE CLOCK. NO GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p><\/div>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Mega Touch 2 @ Riots 1<\/strong><\/p>\n Mega \u2013 Liz Boylan (???) via Riots clearly know no one in the league<\/em>, Michelle P (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Win \u2013 Jeff H (not sure if he\u2019s an FA, but he\u2019s got a solid GAA!)<\/p>\n Riots \u2013 Kevin \u201cZed\u201d (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Dave GdR (0-4-1)<\/p>\n Game Notes: This was such a great matchup on paper, that the referee assigned to the card had to be replaced by R3T!R3DT!M3<\/p>\n Quick Shifts: This was Liz\u2019s first goal since being moved back to defense for Los Blancos, except it won\u2019t show up on the stats sheet, so it\u2019s really not. Sorry Liz!<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Gremlins 3 @ Demons 2<\/strong><\/p>\n Gremmies \u2013 Erich \u201cjust another day at the office\u201d G x2 (10), Cody \u201cDon\u2019t forget about me\u201d C (3)<\/p>\n Goalie Win \u2013 Jamie \u201cComments are the best comments\u201d B (4-2-1, GAA of Two point Blue-Forty-Two).<\/p>\n Demons \u2013 Brian M (3), Zach \u201cLawrence Taylor” (2)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Charlie O\u2019D via Zog Rule 5 draft<\/em><\/p>\n Game Notes: With all these one goal games for the Gremlins, I feel like I know who Marcella recruited for the Women\u2019s scrimmages drills\u2026if Rockoff is going to want to get his client a max contract 2019, he might want to get him off a team running the 1-3-1 in the \u201cland unmarked for hand passes\u201d zone.<\/p>\n Don’t you dare score! 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