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<\/a><\/p>\nGAME OF THE WEEK <\/p>\n Denim Demons (12-1-2-3) vs. Unicorns (10-9)<\/strong> Mighty Squirrels (6-12-1) vs. Dark Rainbows (13-6-0-1)<\/strong> Fresh Kills (9-8-0-1) vs. Corlears Hookers (13-3-1-2)<\/strong> Mathematics (3-12-1-3) vs. What The Puck (15-4)<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous (13-5-1) vs. Mega Touch (5-14-1)<\/strong> Cobra Kai (5-12-1-2) vs. Tuques (6-12-0-1)<\/strong> Happy Little Elves (8-10-1) vs. Rehabs (11-5-0-3)<\/strong> Denim Demons (12-1-2-3) vs. LBS, Inc. (14-4-0-1)<\/strong> Happy Little Elves (8-10-1) vs. What The Puck (15-4)<\/strong> Gouging Anklebiters (8-11-1) vs. Mexican Standoff (4-15-0-1)<\/strong> Fresh Kills (9-8-0-1) vs. Denim Demons (12-1-2-3)<\/strong> Tuques (6-12-0-1) vs. Filthy Gorgeous (13-5-1)<\/strong> Media Records:<\/strong> We Just Used Up Our One Good Unicorns Photo GAME OF THE WEEK Unicorns (10-9) vs. Sky Fighters (13-7) Location: Tompkins West, 3:30 PM All-Time Series: Unicorns lead 5-3-1 Game Notes: The Sky Fighters enter their matchup with the Unicorns playing some of their best hockey of the season.\u00a0 They have won five of their […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33],"tags":[123,14,13,308],"class_list":["post-1814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-weekly-previews","tag-2009-season","tag-sky-fighters","tag-unicorns","tag-weekly-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1814"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1889,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1814\/revisions\/1889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nUnicorns (10-9) vs. Sky Fighters (13-7)<\/strong><\/strong>
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 3:30 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Unicorns lead 5-3-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> The Sky Fighters enter their matchup with the Unicorns playing some of their best hockey of the season.\u00a0 They have won five of their last six games, including victories over the Corlears Hookers and Filthy Goregous.\u00a0 It comes as no suprise that Martin “Ocho Cinco” Cejka has led the team with six goals during this span, bringing his total to 20 for the season.\u00a0 Unlike the Sky Fighters, the Unicorns enter this game on a bit of a\u00a0skid.\u00a0 They have lost their last two\u00a0contests to LBS, Inc. and Mega Touch, scoring just one goal in each game.\u00a0 In fact, their offense has scored only 37 goals on the season, ranking it 17th in BTSH.\u00a0 However, their defense and goaltending have been solid enough throughout the year to keep nearly all of the team’s games close.\u00a0 The Unicorns have already taken down What The Puck and the Corlears Hookers, and they will look to add the Sky Fighters to this list of impressive victims.
\nKeys To The Game:<\/strong>
\n1. The Sky Fighters are currently ranked seventh, but a win could move them as high as fifth.\u00a0 However, a loss could drop them to eighth.
\n2. The Unicorns are currently ranked ninth and cannot improve their seeding, even with wins in this game and their earlier matchup against the Denim Demons.\u00a0 However, they can fall as low as the 11th seed.
\n3. The Unicorns’ Susannah currently has three goals on the season, which is two more than Rich Glanzer of the Happy Little Elves.\u00a0 Unless something dramatic happens, it appears she will win the right to call herself the “bigger fairy”, as per the terms of an extremely stupid mid-season bet between the two.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Sky Fighters.\u00a0 Ironically, a win here could result in them playing the Unicorns again in the opening round of the playoffs.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Sky Fighters.\u00a0 Even with this win, the Sky Fighters would\u00a0fall a little short of captain Dan Hopper’s pre-season prediction for a record of 21 wins and -4 losses.
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 3.5 Cejkas<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 11:00 AM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Unicorns lead 5-4-2
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> This is a makeup game from September 27.
\nEli’s Pick:<\/strong> Denim Demons
\nDerek’s Pick:<\/strong> Denim Demons
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 3.5 Cejkas<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 12:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Dark Rainbows lead 7-0
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> After losing two straight games, the Dark Rainbows proved they are ready for the playoffs with a 10-0 pasting of Mega Touch last week.\u00a0 The Dark Rainbows currently sit in sixth place in the BTSH standings but could move as high as third with a win.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Dark Rainbows.\u00a0 In addition to playing for seeding, they also have an outside shot at claiming the Schloeder Division title.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Dark Rainbows
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 2.5 Cejkas<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 12:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Tied 2-2
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> This rematch of the 2008 championship promises to be even more intense than the week 8 battle, in which Fresh Kills defeated the Hookers\u00a02-1.\u00a0\u00a0Fresh Kills has won four games in a row, while the Corlears Hookers will be looking to rebound from\u00a0last week’s\u00a0shootout loss to Cobra Kai.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> No pick. Eli will be reffing this game.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Corlears Hookers.\u00a0 They rarely lose two in a row.
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 4 Cejkas<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 1:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> What The Puck leads 4-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> What The Puck enters the final weekend of the regular season sitting in first place with a one point lead over three other teams.\u00a0 A win in this game clinches the Woodsworth Division title and could also deliver Larry’s Orange Juggernaut the Prince of Weyersberg trophy for best regular season record.
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 1.5 Cejkas.\u00a0 What The Puck’s Ant “Father Time” Ventolieri lowers the average attractiveness level of this entire game.<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 1:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous leads 4-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> While Filthy Gorgeous still has a small chance of winning the Woodsworth Division, the team\u00a0will be much more interested in securing a good playoff seed.\u00a0\u00a0Filthy currently sits in fifth place, only three points out of first, but are also just two points up on the eighth place team.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous.\u00a0 Mega Touch did not look impressive last week. \/understatement
\nWatchability:<\/strong> Low<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 2:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Cobra Kai leads 2-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> Although Cobra Kai and the Tuques enter this game with the same number of points in standings, a different storyline will take center stage.\u00a0 Cobra Kai co-captain Greg “Lysol” Altman and Tuques co-captain Minkus have agreed on a gentleman’s wager where the loser of this contest\u00a0will have to film a brief commericial (to be posted on btsh.org) extolling the virtues of the victor.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Tuques.\u00a0 Should this happen to go the other way, we’ll still be able to use the “Tuques hockey” audio clip.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Cobra Kai.\u00a0 This better not end in a tie.
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 3.5 Cejkas<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 2:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Tied 1-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> After finishing with a dismal 1-14-1-1 record in the 2008 regular season, the Happy Little Elves can only view this season as a complete success.\u00a0 They have already clinched, at worst, the fourteenth seed in the playoffs, meaning they will avoid the dreaded play-in game.\u00a0 The Rehabs will look to even the score with the Elves, who upset them earlier in the season.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Rehabs
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Rehabs.\u00a0 Unlike the first game, the Rehabs will have superstar Adam Skuse for this game.
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 3.5 Cejkas<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 3:30 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> LBS, Inc. leads 8-1-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> The Denim Demons and LBS, Inc. are currently tied for second place, and a win by either could mean first.\u00a0 In addition, both teams are competing for their respective division titles.\u00a0 LBS, Inc. can clinch the Schloeder Division with a win, tie, or shootout loss, while the Demons enter the weekend tied for the Rubens Division lead with the Corlears Hookers.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> LBS, Inc.\u00a0 They’ve dominated the series history.
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Denim Demons.\u00a0 The Legend Killer really wants to win that Rubens Division crown.
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 4.5 Cejkas<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Moffo, 4:00 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> What The Puck leads 1-0
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> This is a makeup game from September 27.\u00a0 It is also the only regular season game that will\u00a0take place at Moffo.
\nEli’s Pick:<\/strong> What The Puck
\nDerek’s Pick:<\/strong>\u00a0What The Puck
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 0 Cejkas.\u00a0 No one’s going to go to Moffo to watch this.<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins East, 4:30 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Gouging Anklebiters lead 9-4
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> The Gouging Anklebiters have lost four of their last five games, but one bright spot during this stretch has been the play of rookie Alex Derhohannesian.\u00a0 He has scored six goals in this span, tying him for the team lead with noted trash-talker Charles DeFranco.
\nEli\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Gouging Anklebiters
\nDerek\u2019s Pick:<\/strong> Gouging Anklebiters.\u00a0 However, it will still be a while before Alex D. passes league degenerate Alex Owen in repulsiveness.
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 2.5 Cejkas<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins West, 4:30 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Fresh Kills leads 5-4
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> This is a makeup game from September 27, which itself\u00a0was a makeup game from August 2.\u00a0 This will be the Demons’ third game of the day.
\nEli’s Pick:<\/strong> Denim Demons.\u00a0They could enter this game in control of their own destiny for first place.
\nDerek’s Pick:<\/strong> Fresh Kills.\u00a0 I’m banking on the Demons being too tired to compete by this game.
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 4 Cejkas<\/p>\n
\nLocation:<\/strong> Tompkins Square Park, 5:30 PM
\nAll-Time Series:<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous leads 5-1
\nGame Notes:<\/strong> This is a makeup game from September 27.
\nEli’s Pick:<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous
\nDerek’s Pick:<\/strong> Filthy Gorgeous
\nWatchability:<\/strong> 2.5 Cejkas.\u00a0 This will be the last regular season game of 2009.<\/p>\n
\nEli:<\/strong> 85-48
\nDerek:<\/strong> 83-50<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"