{"id":18173,"date":"2018-05-24T10:15:13","date_gmt":"2018-05-24T14:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=18173"},"modified":"2018-05-24T10:59:02","modified_gmt":"2018-05-24T14:59:02","slug":"three-stars-of-week-7-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/three-stars-of-week-7-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Stars of Week 7"},"content":{"rendered":"

In honor of Rich Glnzr\u2019s birthday we are shining the spotlight on the strong performances by just a couple of the many awesome ladies in our league.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Third Star<\/strong>
\nNoelle from Corlears Hookers<\/strong><\/p>\n

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There’s a lot to smile about this past Sunday’s effort.<\/p><\/div>\n

Noelle was focused and locked in on Sunday against Math.\u00a0 Each shift she was causing havoc all around the rink and even managed to score two goals. The second one was a top shelf beauty (that I hope to replicate at some point during my meh career).\u00a0 Perhaps this isn\u2019t a big deal because she\u2019s no stranger to scoring, but her performance was outstanding and star worthy.<\/p>\n

Second Star<\/strong>
\nKelsey from LBS, Inc.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Put a beer on those.<\/p><\/div>\n

To be the best you need to beat the best.\u00a0 And to do that it takes guts and sacrifice.\u00a0 Against the team that has made three straight BTSH Finals appearances Kelsey sacrificed her limbs to help her team earn a victory.\u00a0 We\u2019ve previously mentioned her snail\u2019s pace of a transition to street hockey this season and are pleased to announce that things now seem to be clicking.<\/p>\n

First Star<\/strong>
\nJoJo from Poutine Machine<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Proud Captains.<\/p><\/div>\n

This thirsty lady got robbed on Sunday by the refs. \u00a0Throughout the game JoJo was pummeling any GR Bitchez that got in her way and put two biscuits in the net.\u00a0 In what appeared to be her third goal and first ever BTSH hat trick was waived off by Evil Welch because he lacks a soul.\u00a0 Well, JoJo\u2019s got heart and soul and has her Poos playing some great ball hockey.<\/p>\n

Honorable mentions<\/strong><\/p>\n

The No. 7.<\/strong>\u00a0 Rich celebrated his birthday weekend on Week 7 and he wears the humble number 7.\u00a0 Cobra Kai won 7-0 to go 7-0 on the season in Week 7.\u00a0 The Washington Capitals scored 7 unanswered goals during games 6 and 7 of the ECF.<\/p>\n

Diana from Gouging Anklebiters<\/strong> made a triumphant return to the rink after recently bringing a new life into this world.\u00a0 Welcome back!!!<\/p>\n

Scotty K from LBS<\/strong> had a hat trick against one of the best teams and goalies in the league.\u00a0 LET\u2019S GOOO!!!!<\/p>\n

Jared from Gouging Anklebiters<\/strong> also had a hat trick against a divisional nemesis and came close to pushing the game to OT.<\/p>\n

Emily from WTP<\/strong> scored the GWG. \u00a0You go, Cap!<\/p>\n

Craig and Coach<\/strong> are both old and suck \u2013 as reported by a wretched member of the media.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In honor of Rich Glnzr\u2019s birthday we are shining the spotlight on the strong performances by just a couple of the many awesome ladies in our league. Third Star Noelle from Corlears Hookers Noelle was focused and locked in on Sunday against Math.\u00a0 Each shift she was causing havoc all around the rink and even […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18173"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18173"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18182,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18173\/revisions\/18182"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}