Dark Rainbows 3 @ Tompkins Square Riots 0<\/strong><\/p>\n Rainbows \u2013 Juan-[Karl]-o Stanton (1), Bryan L (2), Matt F (2)<\/p>\n Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Greenwald (1-4, 1st<\/sup> Shutout)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Dave GdR (0-5-1)<\/p>\n Game Notes: Dark Rainbows broke a month long scoring drought and a yearlong winning drought in poetic fashion by shutting out their Michaliga, I mean, Southeast, division rivals.<\/p>\n They found the dimension they were looking for!<\/p><\/div>\n <\/p>\n And Now…Back to Week 8!<\/em><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hott Fuzz 7 @ Rainbows 1<\/strong><\/p>\n Fuzz \u2013 Ryann Nugent Vokpkins (7), Mike \u201cI banished my bro from BTSH\u201d Teyt x3 (9), Gil (3), Anthony Siggy Freud (2), Jeff L (7)<\/p>\n Goalie Win \u2013 Alexa \u201cPoor Performance Scrutinizer\u201d (1-0, GAA of 1)<\/p>\n Rainbows \u2013 Bryan L (3)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Greenwald (1-5)<\/p>\n 1pm Delivered a flashback like no other, and then 2pm delivered a very 2018 clapback you’d usually find on a Wendy’s twitter account<\/p><\/div>\n <\/p>\n TSR 0 @ <\/strong>Halfway thru 2018 but still the<\/em> \u201cNew Look\u201d Sky Fighters 4<\/strong><\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Dave GdR (0-6-1)<\/p>\n SKY \u2013 David C (1), Greg I (1), Sean N (1), Joe W (5)<\/p>\n Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 THE OG JAMES (2-5-1, 1st<\/sup> Shutout)<\/p>\n Game Notes: Don\u2019t look now, but I think the Dark Rainbows just passed on their winless season of 2017 to TSR for 2018.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Math 4 @ Mega 2<\/strong><\/p>\n Math \u2013 Sam N (1), Amy A (3), Jon M x2 (5)<\/p>\n Goalie Win \u2013 Dave L (1-4)<\/p>\n Mega \u2013 Jeff H (3), Jeff B (3)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Mike T (2-5)<\/p>\n Mega: Alok left town over the long weekend to place an early vote in the Worst Case Ontario election, and seeing the candidates, came straight back to New York in time for this game, but it was not enough, as Sam finally broke his 2018 scoring drought, and Jon showed him up with two of his own to get Dave L-L-L-L back in the win column.<\/p>\n Quick Shifts: On a more serious note, congrats on enjoying a special day at the HHOF, Alok and Stephanie!<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Gut Rot 2 @ Hookers 1<\/strong><\/p>\n Gut Rot \u2013 AkhilNation (4), Mark C (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Win \u2013 Ed P (1-4, GAA finally seeing some mean reversion, dropping by over 15% after this game)<\/p>\n Hookers \u2013 Sam M (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Dustin (1-3-1, GAA of not too shabby for an 18th<\/sup> ranked Hookers of 2016: 2.20)<\/p>\n Game Notes: Texts receievd from Cro went from a fkboi-eque \u201cOh I haven\u2019t been checking my phone lately\u201d after their game against Math to consistently texting me daily again. #BTSH5GamePoachingDeadline2018<\/p>\n Quick Shifts: With Gut Rot rallying behind a stellar performance from Ed, who was on the mark all weekend (but we don’t really talk about Mofo here, so I won’t mention his shutout on Saturday) refer to the Week 8 in Tweets<\/em> section for more on the upset<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Butchers 0 @ Gremlins 6<\/strong><\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Tim Brk (2-4)<\/p>\n Gremlins \u2013 Marcella too \u201cCouls\u201d for skool x2 (2), Erich G x2 (12), Tim F x2 (3)<\/p>\n Goalie Win \u2013 Jamie B (4-2-1, GAA of 2.13)<\/p>\n Game Notes: Walker\u2019s plus minus was no better than a(n incorrectly classified) sandwich. Happy (belated) birthday kiddo! I look forward to crashing the party again, without an invite, and (re)introducing myself. #OnceARookieAlwaysARookie<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n Rehabs 1 @ Demons 0 (F\/OT)<\/strong><\/p>\n Rehabs \u2013 Sarah V via Free Agents<\/em><\/p>\n Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Eric \u201cPlease sit me for two minutes\u201d Ramirez (3-1, GAA of 1.50, 2 Goose-eggs)<\/p>\n Goalies Loss \u2013 Zach OT-L (1-4-1)<\/p>\n Game Notes: Demons played one of their staple low scoring, competitive match ups in a game that saw chances traded back and forth all afternoon. Unfortunately for them, no phantom goals were called and Rehabs were first to break the ice, but probably deserved a better fate on this day.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Poutine 1 @ Fresh Kills 2<\/strong><\/p>\n French Machine Always Breaks \u2013 Connor M (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Kevin Longwell via Ligue 1 free transfer market<\/em><\/p>\n FK \u2013 Gabe the Babe (5), Ariel (5)<\/p>\n Goalie Win \u2013 David L via Barch Pile 2.0<\/em><\/p>\n Game Notes: I totally almost credited the Poutine goal to \u201cConor L\u201d for old times\u2019 sake, just to be corrected again<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cobra Kai 2 @ Los Blancos 3 (OT\/SO)<\/strong><\/p>\n Cobra Kai \u2013 Will Green (3), Rachel Na(ba)tty Light (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Shootout Loss \u2013 Campbell W. (6-0-1, GAA of .99 when factoring in the extra 1\/10th<\/sup> of a game and not 1.00, in case anyone wants to email BBCpluto later<\/em>)<\/p>\n Los Blancos \u2013 ScottyK (10), Tommy (1)<\/p>\n Shootout Winner \u2013 Red Shorts, not \u2018Jama Pants Alex F<\/p>\n Goalie Shootout Win \u2013 Mike Sizzler Z (6-1-0, GAA of 1.285714286 or 1.29)<\/p>\n Game Notes: The only Cobra Kai fanny knocked over was Campbell\u2019s trying to \u201cdominate<\/a>\u201d in the shootout.<\/p>\n Quick Shifts: Alex still (went left then) shot glove side from my vantage point on the shootout winner, so that\u2019s still not a new move. I guess Bill Clinton is the only old dog that can be taught new tricks, as he self-described during the release of his newly co-authored \u201cthriller\u201d cyber security threat novel. (No, I\u2019m not that cultured, I just heard about it on the radio on my commute to Morristown on Monday morning.)<\/p>\n When the Lb- I mean, Los Blancos- erase a two goal deficit in the final frame… Personally, I only know the feeling of the one goal variety, so I trust it stings just that much more.<\/p><\/div>\n <\/p>\n Anklebiters 5 @ DaPucks 0<\/strong><\/p>\n Biters \u2013 Jamie [Ben]n [P] x3 (12), Jared \u201cBenoit Pouliot\u201d (7), Sarah M (2)<\/p>\n Goalie Win \u2013 \u201cEddy\u201d [Craig] LaC (4-1, 1st<\/sup> Shutout, GAA of 2.20)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Scott H (2-5)<\/p>\n Game Notes: Being shut out still sucks, but losing by 5 wasn\u2019t so bad on this day. From the eye test, both teams traded chances back and forth all game, however the \u2018biters managed to strike twine early and often.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Filthier 6 @ Karma 1<\/strong><\/p>\n Filthier \u2013 Sunny (6), Slim Shaffty Shafiq x2 (2), Ann (2), The OP James (5), Sebastien via Free Agents<\/em> (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Win \u2013 Tim K (6-2, GAA of 1.50)<\/p>\n Karma \u2013 Dan the Man “Creed”-en (1)<\/p>\n Goalie Loss \u2013 Steve F (2-3)<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Week-8-Box-Art-Rick-and-Morty.jpg\")
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