{"id":18321,"date":"2018-06-08T16:57:02","date_gmt":"2018-06-08T20:57:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=18321"},"modified":"2018-06-08T16:59:33","modified_gmt":"2018-06-08T20:59:33","slug":"2018-btsh-all-star-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2018-btsh-all-star-game\/","title":{"rendered":"2018 BTSH All-Star Game"},"content":{"rendered":"

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by Arya Stark<\/em><\/p>\n

Come one come all for the 2018 BTSH All-Star Game, this Sunday<\/span><\/span> at 6:30 PM.<\/span><\/span>\u00a0 Stay and hang out after the games and cheer on\/heckle your leaguemates.\u00a0 Eat some six foot sandwiches and drink some pepsis, iced teas or whatever you need to get your spirits up and your inhibitions down (only one type of coke<\/a> is acceptable though…we have permits to maintain here).<\/p>\n

Rosters were announced earlier this week but for those who are either social-media challenged or smart enough to avoid the soul-draining ennui that comes with checking Facebook every 10 minutes, here they are again:<\/p>\n

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Divisions 1 & 3 (Dark)<\/b><\/u><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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LBS Inc – Avery and Micayla<\/div>\n
Rehabs – A. May and Cherie<\/div>\n
Filthier – Tim K and Danielle<\/div>\n
Fresh Kills – Jeff S and Nicole H<\/div>\n
Butchers – Tim B and Cheeky<\/div>\n
Cobra Kai – Paul and Rachel N<\/div>\n
Poutine – Jon and Jo-Ann<\/div>\n
Gremlins – Alexandra R and The Magic Man (67% of your daily salt intake)<\/div>\n
Instant Karma – Cory and Brianna<\/div>\n
Demons – Jenn and Mr. Boatsex<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Goalies: Mike “The Proctologist” & Campbell<\/div>\n
Coach: Caitlin “Tucker”<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Divisions 2 & 4 (White)<\/b><\/u><\/div>\n
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Fuzz – Vlad and Ryann<\/div>\n
Anklebiters – Jared P and Alex H<\/div>\n
Hookers – CJA and Noelle<\/div>\n
Math – Shawn K and Rebecca N<\/div>\n
Sky Fighters – Jake T and Aliza<\/div>\n
What the Puck – Paul P and Susie L<\/div>\n
Mega Touch – Max T and Shelly<\/div>\n
Gut Rot – #akhilnation and #wherestheolympics<\/div>\n
Riots – Sharif and Amy<\/div>\n
Rainbows – Bryan L and Catboy<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Goalies: RJ and Eric (just Eric this time<\/a>)<\/div>\n
Coach: Tia The Eagle<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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There will be a number of events and mini-games during the contest, some of which were suggested by league members (cue JW’s democracy erection).\u00a0 These range from a chug-off for first possession, to dizzybat, players having to switch hands after a penalty and many more.\u00a0 Halftime show is being put together by Sam & Ben as we speak, likely replete with debauchery and gratuitous nudity that would make Andre Burakovsky very excited (link NSFW<\/a>) (but still not as bad as Hicks’ favorite new site, eFukt).<\/p>\n

There’s also a chance you’ll get to see Cro make this face which is well-worth the $0 price of admission.<\/p>\n

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Not exactly what you guys expected to find in those bags.<\/p><\/div>\n

After the game, stay to help clean up (yea right) but also to celebrate at ACE Bar.\u00a0 While the Caps shockingly winning the Cup in five games (oh, the nostalgia<\/a>) have taken a proverbial\u00a0dump <\/a>on the best laid plans of the social committee and there will not be a game six to watch, you should still come.\u00a0 Specials will include extended happy hour ($3 for select beers, $5 wells\/house wine and beer\/shot combos) plus $2 Hi-Lifes.\u00a0 There may not be an SCF game on the TVs but Glnzr has promised to screen a video of the Happy Little Elves 2010 championship complete with commentary from Chadwick and Pierre McGuire.\u00a0 If that doesn’t give you a democracy erection of your own, nothing will.<\/p>\n

Weather looks to be fantastic all day and with free food and discounted drinks, this is an event you will one day tell your kids about, unwittingly scarring them for life.\u00a0 See ya Sunday.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

by Arya Stark Come one come all for the 2018 BTSH All-Star Game, this Sunday at 6:30 PM.\u00a0 Stay and hang out after the games and cheer on\/heckle your leaguemates.\u00a0 Eat some six foot sandwiches and drink some pepsis, iced teas or whatever you need to get your spirits up and your inhibitions down (only […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6355,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-league-info"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18321"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6355"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18321"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18325,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18321\/revisions\/18325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}