{"id":18368,"date":"2018-06-13T20:23:28","date_gmt":"2018-06-14T00:23:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=18368"},"modified":"2018-06-13T20:23:28","modified_gmt":"2018-06-14T00:23:28","slug":"2018-week-9-box-scores-scoring-highlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2018-week-9-box-scores-scoring-highlights\/","title":{"rendered":"2018: Week 9 Box Scores – Scoring Highlights"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was not at the courts on Sunday, but lucky for you, we had fresh game sheets (as of Week Ocho!) to codify the All Star Sunday that was. I also figured out the trick to the\u00a0strikethrough<\/span> font on WordPress. Should there be any inconsistencies, Team Stats pages will be reconciled by end of the week, we hope.<\/p>\n

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Filthier 3 @ 1 and 34 cents USD\u2019s 4 Bucks<\/strong><\/p>\n

Filther \u2013 James P (6), JJ (2), Sunny (7)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Tim K (6-3, 1 Shutout, GAA of 1.78)<\/p>\n

Brexit Currency \u2013 Nick R (2), Jason (1), ScottyK (11), Avery (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Sizzler (7-1, 2 Shutouts, GAA of 1.50)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Avery probably stole the ball from Sasha (probably) on the GwG<\/p>\n

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Scratch that, he stole it from Heather taking a conference call at mid-court. Yeah that stick is a little high, it’s above the equator of AlokNation<\/p><\/div>\n

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Gremlins 2 @ Continued Karnage 0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gremlins \u2013 Erich (13), Alexandra \u201cSalt Bro #2\u201d Rockoff (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Jamie B (6-2-1, 2 Shutouts, GAA of 1.89)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Steve F (2-4, 1 Shutout)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Karma continues down a path of no return to battle for a Michaliga<\/span> Southeast division spot in 2019 with the Demons, should the latter team ever decide to play any of their future or currently rained out contests<\/p>\n

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Cobra Kai 2 @ Riots 3 (<\/strong>OT\/LOL SHOOTOUTS)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cobra Kai \u2013 Paul \u201cDustin\u201d Brown (4), Liam (5)<\/p>\n

Goalie Shootout Loss \u2013 Campbell (6-0-2, 2 Shutouts, GAA of I\u2019m no longer keeping track of the true extra time in OT for GAA<\/em>, 1.13)<\/p>\n

Riots \u2013 Margot ? (1), David Frost (1)<\/p>\n

Shootout Winner \u2013 Mike Danton\u2019s favourite** player agent (\u201cnot\u201d)<\/em><\/p>\n

Goalie Shootout Win \u2013 Dave GdR (1-6-1)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: I was told Russ was saving his goal for 2018 for the Riots but he only channeled the pre 2018 capitals in the shootout (not that that would have counted as a goal, unless it was the winner, kind of) and miraculously choked<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Paul Brown recorded the first Gordie Howe hat-trick of the season; because Sam Norris doesn\u2019t track assists, it\u2019s neither official nor confirmed (1 goal, 1 five minute penalty \u2013 close enough to a fighting major). Bring forth your angry emoji, GLNZR.<\/p>\n

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LeL shootouts again sir.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Butchers @ Fresh Kills \u2013 Rain out<\/strong><\/p>\n

Game Notes: Fresh Kills just wanted to make the power rankings more ambiguous by deciding to not make the trip down to TSP on Sunday.<\/p>\n

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Demons @ Poutine \u2013 Rain out<\/strong><\/p>\n

Game Notes: Something on the game sheet probably needs to be corrected, regardless of the game being rained out.<\/p>\n

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Rehabs 4 @ Anklebiters 1<\/strong><\/p>\n

REEEhabs \u2013 (B)Ryan McC(abe) x3 (3), Cherie (6)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Eric \u201cDid not have to sit him for 2 minutes\u201d Ramirez (4-1, 2 Shutouts, GAA of 1.40)<\/p>\n

\u2018Biters \u2013 Ben P (13)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Craig LaC (4-2, 1 Shutout, GAA of 2.50)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Hicks, even though he loves everyone in the league, still clearly needs a demo on using his True A6 series. But since I shoot left, please take in the following Pavel Barber tutorial<\/a> for all you backwards shooting-right handed american folk.<\/p>\n

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Dark Rainbows 0 @ Gut Rot 3<\/strong><\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Greenwald (1-6)<\/p>\n

Gut Rot \u2013 Ramon x2 (4), Becca (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Ed P (2-4, 1st<\/sup> Shutout, GAA of further mean reversion, slowly but surely, it will be explicitly reported in a writeup, we<\/span> he hopes)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: I wonder who Jess D decided to not shake hands with after this shutout loss. Not to say she isn\u2019t a good sport, relatively speaking. No offense!<\/em> It\u2019s also nice to see some Rainbows come to the bar now that they\u2019ve won a game (they no longer feel the need to hang out<\/span> practice on random rooftops somewhere in the NYC burroughs)<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Becca truly earned her all star game nomination by finally scoring a goal this season, albeit, an empty netter, however I guess it counts for more than Liz\u2019s does when she subbed in against the Riots.<\/p>\n

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“What do we do with our hands when we aren’t losing a game?”<\/p><\/div>\n

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CaNucks 3 @ Mega Deuce<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pucks \u2013 Susie (3), Paul P (6), Noah C (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Scott H (2-5)<\/p>\n

Mega \u2013 Alex EMey (3), Julie (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Mike T (2-6)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: I was told that Susie\u2019s goal was allowed because Julie scored. This was a Sam Norris email chain I was in on, but still don’t fully understand the inside joke. Bring some more angry emoji, GLNZR.<\/p>\n

NJ\/Vegas Betting Lines: Both states asked that BTSH betting lines to be momentarily banned after noting that the \u201cbest player in this matchup<\/a>\u201d was never appropriately listed as \u201cresting at home for a meaningless out of town tournament with a team of ringers the following weekend\u201d aka OUT of the lineup. Game previews will have to be revisited going forward…<\/p>\n

WTP IR Report<\/em><\/p>\n

\u201cDude\u201d \u2013 no longer drowning in pitcher dousage<\/p>\n

Justin SM-Liga \u2013 no longer pinot poisoned<\/p>\n

Eric \u2013 day to day with crypto bear market tendonitis<\/p>\n

Zac \u2013 out indefinitely with post traumatic sprain disorder \/ swollen ankle recovery soreness<\/p>\n

Susie \u2013 concussion like symptons from the light headedness caused from the europhoria of leading the team in goals (after Paul \u201cJohn Scott All Star Nominee of 2018\u201d P)<\/p>\n

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Banner Year for Susie – can’t stop scoring<\/p><\/div>\n

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Hookers @ BLUE SKIES \u2013 Rain out<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rain out Notes: I always thought that Cro was a Genwunner<\/em> but he\u2019s clearly living in the third gen of Pokemon where the effect Drizzle lasts for the entirety of the battle <\/span>game day.<\/p>\n

No Quick Shifts: The US labour** participation rate lags 4 percent behind the OECD member nations\u2019 but at least it\u2019s higher than the Hookers\u2019 participation<\/span> attendance record thus far in 2018. Their unemployment<\/span> free agency\/waiver wire rate is clearly deflated.<\/p>\n

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Fuzz 7 @ Lil\u2019Maths 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fuzz \u2013 RNV (8), Mike \u201cWhy are you asking in a power ranking poll if someone else will win the goal scoring title?\u201d Teyt x2 (11), Miles H (9), Who\u2019s your [Vlad]dy (1), Gil (4), Alyssa (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Eitan via #RosterHimAfterCoachRetires<\/em><\/p>\n

Math \u2013 James Bobblehead (2), Sam \u201cWe\u2019re [not] getting hot at the right time\u201d Norris (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 David L (1-5)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Math are really showing their \u201cwe don\u2019t care about the regular season\u201d attitude lately and Ryann picks up a respectible BTSH hat-trick with a goal, disallowed goal, and a beer at the bar after the game (presumably), or at least while watching the All Star game.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: RIP to Liang\u2019s GAA.<\/p>\n

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All-Star Game Notes (OT\/DizzyBats)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Game Notes: The ending of the game was uninterrupted by an early sunset or some TV show that I don’t watch and cannot remember if it was some finale or season premier, like in 2017. Meh.<\/p>\n

Team D\u2019Arcy Tucker (that little Mofo\u2019er) Divisions Southeast 1 and Southeast 4 <\/em>8<\/strong><\/p>\n

Avery scored, probably, and is now annoyed Alex made him stay the extra 6 hours to play in what he thought would be a serious all-star game<\/em><\/p>\n

Paul made sure to hang out with his bff, the crease, some more<\/em><\/p>\n

VS<\/em><\/p>\n

Team Fairy Tale Cup Divisions Southeast 2 and Southeast 3 <\/em>8<\/strong><\/p>\n

With his\/herr new look, Rockoff secured some digits on Sunday evening (for his client\u2019s 2019 contract)<\/em><\/p>\n

GLNZR was burned on a Cherie breakaway effort<\/em><\/p>\n

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Overheard from TSP:<\/p>\n

\u201cCaaaaaaaaawwwwww. Mine. Mine. Mine.\u201d \u2013 Tia<\/p>\n

\u201cDizzy Bats was the bees knees\u201d \u2013 Julie<\/p>\n

\u201cThe All Star<\/span> Fuzz 5:30 game sucks\u201d \u2013 Jeff, somewhere in NJ, playing real playoff ball hockey<\/p>\n

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HE’S IN THE CREASE REF<\/p><\/div>\n

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Lee’s asking the crowd to sit if you think a hotdog is a sandwich.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Sharif after throwing someone into the corner plank\/boards, All Star game edition<\/p><\/div>\n

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Week 9 in Tweets<\/strong><\/p>\n

Made a few up on the spot. Enjoy your weekend away from the courts! #DoubleClick<\/p>\n

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