{"id":18393,"date":"2018-06-15T08:41:00","date_gmt":"2018-06-15T12:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=18393"},"modified":"2018-06-15T08:41:00","modified_gmt":"2018-06-15T12:41:00","slug":"happy-fathers-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/happy-fathers-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Father’s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

In this BTSH Father\u2019s Day segment, 23 and Mia<\/strong> <\/em>
\nhonors four fellas experiencing this Sunday as first time fathers.<\/em><\/p>\n

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Maybe it\u2019s competition that turns them on. Or maybe it\u2019s the lure of so much spandex. Whatever the reason, this squad got busy with their league partners and recently created tiny humans: Schuie from the Ankle Biters, Gut Rot\u2019s Dave W, Creamy from the Butchers and Math\u2019s James B.<\/p>\n

What is the name of your baby and when were they born?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Baby girl Schuie aka Willa, May 15th<\/sup>, 2018
\nBaby girl Dave aka Evelyn, July 22, 2017
\nBaby boy Creamy aka Oscar, April 9th<\/sup>, 2018
\nBaby boy James aka Murray, January 16th<\/sup>, 2018<\/p>\n

Changing on the Fly<\/em> takes on a whole new meaning when you have a newborn. What has been your most difficult diaper change?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Schuie: When we had to pull off a highway \u2014and into a mall parking lot\u2014 to change Willa in the back of an SUV after a ginormous poop!\u00a0 (Editor\u2019s note: Try coordinating bathroom stops for the Ocean City Worky McParty Van!)
\nDave: All<\/u> diaper changes are challenging now since Evie likes to flip over (she thinks it’s funny). Sometimes, she will reach down and touch her poop.
\nCreamy: The very first one…who knew babies pooped tar.
\nJames: Halfway through a long car trip in Scotland, kid literally exploded. After wiping him down at a service station from shoulders to toes, he then peed on me in celebration. When I laughed at him, he started crying!<\/p>\n

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Which team best represents your kid\u2019s sleep habits?<\/strong>
\nA) Fresh Kills \u201cReliable\u201d<\/strong>
\nB) Corlears Hookers \u201cGood, but inconsistent\u201d<\/strong>
\nC) Gut Rot, bitches! \u201cWho needs sleep?! Show me the bottle!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n

Schuie: Got Rot…no question.\u00a0Every hour on the boob, day or night, left or right.
\nDave: Gut Rot \u2014 we keep thinking she will sleep through the night, but she continues to wake up wanting a bottle.
\nCreamy: He\u2019s definitely a Fresh Kills kinda baby.
\nJames: I\u2019d say he\u2019s Math’s 2018 Offence: fast asleep. (Editor\u2019s Note: Oh, snap!)<\/p>\n

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The number one rule of BTSH is \u201cDon\u2019t be a dick.\u201d The same can pretty much be said for fatherhood; but, what do you just know you\u2019re gonna be a dick about to your kid?<\/strong><\/p>\n

Schuie: If Willa plays for the Fuzz, I\u2019m disowning her.
\nDave: Can’t think of any reason to be a dick\u2026 Evies still so tiny and cute!
\nCreamy: I\u2019ll ground Oscar for life if he ever joins a Rich Glnzr team.
\nJames: Let’s just say it will be challenging if Murray’s not into sports.<\/p>\n

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Your partner is in the league. What is your best assist on Team Baby? <\/strong><\/p>\n

Schuie with Dana for the win: A combination handoff where I swaddle and get Willa to sleep after she eats. I cook the meals and feed Dana, then Dana feeds Willa. Then Willa poops it out on the side of a highway\u2026 repeat.
\nDave with Mary for the win: Evie is currently in a mommy phase, so I am assisting by cleaning, organizing, picking up toys, etc. so things run smoothly. There’s no one big thing, just constant small things.
\nCreamy with Diana for the win: Changing Oscar out of his Butchers\u2019 onesie and into his Biters\u2019 onesie before the puck drops.
\nJames with Rebecca for the win: Cutting the cord and passing him up for his first skin-to-skin with mum will forever be my greatest assist. (That, and not pulling out.)<\/p>\n

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There you have it, the highlight reel from Hockey Dad Year One. HAPPY FIRST FATHER\u2019S DAY to these fine four! And to all who didn\u2019t pull out, hats off to you, too!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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