{"id":184,"date":"2008-04-05T12:38:52","date_gmt":"2008-04-05T17:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/2008\/04\/05\/season-preview-denim-demons\/"},"modified":"2010-03-17T21:31:43","modified_gmt":"2010-03-18T02:31:43","slug":"season-preview-denim-demons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/season-preview-denim-demons\/","title":{"rendered":"Season Preview: Denim Demons"},"content":{"rendered":"

That’s it, Naitch.\u00a0 You’re out of here.<\/h4>\n

\"Anton<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong><\/h4>\n

Color<\/strong>: Red
\nYear Founded<\/strong>: 2002
\n2007 Regular Season Finish<\/strong>: 11-5-1 (5th place)
\n2007 Playoff Result<\/strong>: Lost to What The Puck in quarterfinals
\nKey Losses<\/strong>: Ellery \u201cThe Nature Boy\u201d Gillette (Mexican Standoff), Lindsey Serrano (retirement)
\nKey Additions<\/strong>: The subtraction of Gillette
\nFan Base<\/strong>: Minimal<\/p>\n


\nCaptain Adam \u201cLegend Killer\u201d Rubens filed the following comments:<\/p>\n

After the finish of the Demons 2007 campaign, Jeff [Kamen] took it upon\u00a0himself to\u00a0start a sister branch of the Denim Demons in Hawaii (look for them to make some noise in the 2008 Maui Invitation Deck Hockey Tournament).\u00a0 We were all very saddened to see him go, but wished him the best, and hoped that we’d receive those royalty checks for the Demonskin Swimwear line he planned \u00a0to market.\u00a0\u00a0<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Upon Kamen\u2019s return, Rubens added the following:<\/p>\n

With the unmitigated success of Denim Demons Hawaii serving as yet another feather in his cap, Jeff’s return to the mainland was cause for rejoice in Demon Nation. His expeditious journey was heralded as one of the most successful off-season trips in Demon history, far surpassing Spag’s failed back hair laser removal sabbatical, and Klara’s ill-fated attempt to keep her 95 lb frame sober after two PBRs.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So, in other words, the Demons didn\u2019t do anything in the offseason, except for getting rid of Ellery, which could be the biggest improvement of all.\u00a0<\/p>\n

Rapper They Closely Resemble<\/strong>: The Game<\/em>.\u00a0 They could probably go places if they weren’t so busy beefing with everyone.
\nFast Fact<\/strong>: Jim Dandeneau lost his self-respect at Wes\u2019 Rib House.<\/p>\n

ROSTER
\n<\/strong>Gabby Carson
\nKlara Chan
\nSteve Chernoski
\n“Hacksaw” Jim Dandeneau
\nJeff Dworkin
\nNoah Farkas (G)
\nSara Farkas
\nMicael Holmstrom
\nAna Hurka-Robles
\nJeff Kamen
\nPete Matlin
\nAbigail Meisterman
\nLena Moy-Borgen
\nAaron “Coach” Pagdon
\nDanny Polinsky
\nKaren Rosenberg
\nAdam “Legend Killer” Rubens (C)
\nDave Shyu
\nJoanna Smith
\nZack Tinkelman<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

That’s it, Naitch.\u00a0 You’re out of here. \u00a0 Color: Red Year Founded: 2002 2007 Regular Season Finish: 11-5-1 (5th place) 2007 Playoff Result: Lost to What The Puck in quarterfinals Key Losses: Ellery \u201cThe Nature Boy\u201d Gillette (Mexican Standoff), Lindsey Serrano (retirement) Key Additions: The subtraction of Gillette Fan Base: Minimal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[10,19,18],"class_list":["post-184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2008-team-previews","tag-2008-season","tag-denim-demons","tag-team-previews"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=184"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2287,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/184\/revisions\/2287"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}