{"id":18500,"date":"2018-06-27T15:45:22","date_gmt":"2018-06-27T19:45:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=18500"},"modified":"2018-06-29T14:07:16","modified_gmt":"2018-06-29T18:07:16","slug":"2018-week-10-box-scores-scoring-highlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2018-week-10-box-scores-scoring-highlights\/","title":{"rendered":"2018: Week 10 Box Scores – Scoring Highlights"},"content":{"rendered":"

On Sunday we kicked off 9 weeks of continuous Sunday hawkey<\/a>, not with some underwhelming draft day trades, but with some great (albeit a little humid) weather at Tompkins Square Park. Zach of the Norris clan had an excellent game notes quip for one of the games, but after some loser shots amongst the teams who hung out around Doc’s post the 2 barn burner BTSH night cap affairs, (those rep’d being the Mathletes, Gut Rot Bitzez, What the CaNucks, REEhabs and\u00a0POUNDS<\/span>), I forgot what was mentioned. Hopefully we can make up for that…on to the box scores.<\/p>\n

(Yes Walker you may** have a positive plus-minus now – on behalf of our WTP 1994 styled CaNucks themed blunder, you’re welcome – but “an excellent game notes quip” is singular because they are called “game notes” but there is only 1 per game and it was specifically only 1 excellent comment\/quip – but then again my posts get corrections for Poutine stats, not my run on terrible prose!)<\/em><\/p>\n

(** but you don’t because it’s not officially tracked)<\/em><\/p>\n

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Mega Touch 4 @ Gut Rot 1<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mega \u2013 Jeff B x2 (5), Joe L (2), Eric D (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Jeff H (2-0, GAA of Michaliga<\/span> Southeast Division best of a Rouge)<\/p>\n

Gut Rot \u2013 Scott K (6)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Charlie O\u2019D via Free Agents<\/em><\/p>\n

Game Notes: The Jeff\u2019s of Mega Touch pace the pointy fingered shirts to an easy divisional matchup W against Gut Rot.<\/p>\n

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How many Jeff\u2019s do you have? Is this like a Zach thing with the Demons?<\/p><\/div>\n

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Cobra Kai 5 @ Demons 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cobra Kai \u2013 Pete (2), Will x2 (5), Paul \u201cmy hand is only broken on Tuesdays\u201d Brown (5), Liam (6)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Campbell (7-0-2, GAA of 1.22)<\/p>\n

Demons \u2013 Zach T (3), Zach F (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Zach L (1-6-1)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Rubens determined that the game was over by half time and CK obliged, getting an early start on their vodka spiked watermelon on the sidelines. Just kidding, this one went the distance with Liam scoring an empty netter from behind his own goal line late to seal it. That was unassisted of course, because we don\u2019t track that, and because a goalie ball is the re-start after a play that has been called by virtue of a whistle.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: AIUI, possession is measured \u2013 via advanced<\/em> stats \u2013 through shots for and against in the form of proxies such as corsi and fenwick. As (ball) hockey is a game of randomness, this may not be 100% precise, but it is generally noted that teams which carry higher corsi\/fenwick have higher possession or, higher quality possession which affords them a higher share of \u201cgame events\u201d (that being shots on goal) which is correlated to higher goal totals (and higher winning percentages). And by that logic, if you are a (higher) possession player, you score more goals, not less\/zero. Especially if you are a high event\/high shooting percentage hockey god like Laine<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Trending: Will the Demons make good on their Denim<\/em> alter ego heading into Canada Day next Sunday? Unlikely, there are clouds in the forecast.<\/p>\n

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Instant Karma 1 @ Poutine 4<\/strong><\/p>\n

IK \u2013 Derek ZED (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Steve F (2-5, GAA of we don\u2019t talk about it after Week 5\/6<\/em>)<\/p>\n

Poutine \u2013 Mike P (2), Hornswoggle JVR (2), Nicky (1), Nicolette (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 AJ F (3-0, GAA of 1.25ish when rounding the no decision from Week 3)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Derek ZED\u2019s shirt was soaked with sweat from carrying his team on his back again, albeit it in another losing effort. Karma still look to eclipse their expected pythagorean points from season previews.<\/p>\n

Trending: Karma has only scored two goals since Week 5. (I know what you\u2019re going to ask, and yes, that\u2019s less than the Dank<\/em> Rainbows)<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: If Jerome refers to me as Hoggswoggle can I refer to him as Hornystyle? Pause.<\/p>\n

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Math 3 @ Filthier 7<\/strong><\/p>\n

Math \u2013 Amy (4), Zach (2), Ellyyy (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 David L (1-6)<\/p>\n

Filthier \u2013 Shafiq (3), JJ (3), Jaime D x2 (5), James (7), Sunny x2 (9)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Tim \u201cmy workload is worse than Cam Talbot\u2019s back when the Oilers were good for one year\u201d K (7-3, GAA of 1.90)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Filthier reminded our power rankings folks that they are not so far away from being a serious contender, with a dominating performance, albeit against the consensus \u201ccould win or lose against any BTSH team\u201d team in Math.<\/p>\n

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New Look Sky Fighters 2 @ Old Look Sky Fighters 3<\/strong><\/p>\n

New Look \u2013 Sean N (2), Greg I (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 James S (2-6-1)<\/p>\n

Old Look \u2013 Miles H (10), Jeff (8), Sig (3 knockdowns \u2013 allegedly)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Coach (7-1, GAA of 2.50, stuff of living Legends, or should I say, active hall of fame inductees)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: I\u2019m going to post on the BTSH facebook page to ask Infanti if we can wear white (and red) for Canada Day next Sunday. I don\u2019t have his number.<\/p>\n

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Speaking of how to use that BTSH fb group thing…<\/p><\/div>\n

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Riots 6 @ Rainbows 1<\/strong><\/p>\n

Riots \u2013 Margot x2 (3), Alex L x2 (3), Kevin Z (2), Dave F (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Dave GdR (2-6-1)<\/p>\n

Rainbows \u2013 Eric T (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Greenwald (1-7)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Apparently Jess doesn\u2019t intentionally miss handshakes after shut out losses, but Greenwald might still see it my way on that. However, she does intentionally hand out post-game beers if you are refereeing. Definitely didn\u2019t miss any calls in the FK-Habs game because of that.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Margot made sure to get the winner by scoring not only the ice breaker, but the second goal in this contest. Only leaving Dave to think about what could have been this past weekend.<\/p>\n

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Trending: Jess also asked for more zingers in the box scores. No offense. So I had to politely remind her of this hockey geek one from Week 7.<\/p><\/div>\n

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GANK 3 @ LA B-LING B-LINGS 6<\/strong><\/p>\n

GANK \u2013 Jared \u201cBenoit Pouliot\u201d (8), Chris B (3), Jason B (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Craig \u201cMad Goalie\u201d LaC (4-3)<\/p>\n

Hookers \u2013 Justin x2 (3), Tiff (3), TJ x2 (3), Garbage Time Goal Cro (5)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Dustin \u201cTOKARSKI\u201d (2-3-1, GAA of 2.33)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: If Tiff and Newnam hadn\u2019t kicked Bill off the team, this would have been a great box score for their new uni\u2019s\u2026Too bad they couldn\u2019t come with some matching kicks as well!<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: As a Left-Shooting Hawkeytarian, What about when<\/em> GANK spanked Hookers earlier in the season? This win means nothing either I guess.<\/p>\n

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Gremlins 4 @ DaPucks 3<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gremlins \u2013 Alex Salt Bro x3 (4), Ryan M (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Jamie B (7-2-1)<\/p>\n

WTP \u2013 Hanif (1), Zach \u201cMike Gartner\u201d x2 (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Scott H (2-6)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Pucks live up to their playoff run of 2017 and find a way to lose a 3-2 lead midway through the final frame to a higher division foe with Rockoff riding off to Australia with his first career BTSH hat-trick.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: I still don\u2019t have a photo of my team in our newest alternate threads to share\u2026wth!?<\/p>\n

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Fresh Kills 4 @ Rehabs 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fresh Kills \u2013 Ariel \u201cdidn\u2019t even need to use my move\u201d (6), Tom \u201che literally did come out of retirement just to beat the Rehabs again\u201d Rush x3 (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Barch Pile (4-2, GAA of 2.67)<\/p>\n

Rehabs \u2013 Monique R (2), Alex WM (5)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Eric \u201cdon\u2019t you dare add that EN-goal to my GAA\u201d Ramirez (4-2, GAA of 1.83 but we all know it should be 1.67)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Rehabs dominated stretches (or all but the first 17 seconds when Ariel scored and the last 2:30 when Tom scored 3) of this game but could not put away FK and it cost them dearly.<\/p>\n

Gabe Watch: No Gabe. Was away for that St Jean Baptiste Day (aka Separatist Day) thing, but as a Quebecor, he doesn\u2019t celebrate Canada Day, so he\u2019s likely back next Sunday.<\/p>\n

Trending: Ryann making notes on the game sheets to explain to me how a goal was scored, albeit while I\u2019m the other ref in that game\u2026.prove me wrong but here\u2019s how this game went;<\/p>\n

Ariel \u2013 opens scoring 17 seconds in after losing the faceoff, stealing on the half wall, and walking around Senna to Sedin shootout style snipe on the off wing at the high hash marks low block above the pad. FK 1-0<\/p>\n

Monique \u2013 Hicks manages to find himself on a 2-on-1 and Eugene leaves her wide open on the door step and oh so close to stepping in the crease. Guess my Pavel Barber video paid off, but I don\u2019t remember it discussing how to make passes with the True 6 series stick. 1-1<\/p>\n

Alex WM \u2013 Alex clangs one off the post and while the ball sits between Barch\u2019s legs, he turns and kicks the loose ball into the net. Good goal. Rehabs lead 2-1<\/p>\n

A calamity of missed opportunities and apparent stick checks, as Rehabs dominate this portion of the game. <\/em><\/p>\n

Tom \u2013 Steals off an inbound pass to the last defender in the Rehabs zone. Hicks maybe is aware it\u2019s R3T!R3D T!M3 taking his last shift, or maybe I was. Tom waltzes around the defender still looking for their jock strap and coolly walks around Ramirez to tie the game. 2-2 with 2:23 remaining in the game.<\/p>\n

Tom \u2013 Off a turnover near half Tom has the ball once again out against the Rehabs\u2019 third line and takes a shot that hits Ramirez high in the shoulder, but has enough pace on it to end up going into the net. FK 3-2<\/p>\n

Tom \u2013 Fires a shot on net from his own zone in the dying seconds to grab the natural hat-trick and a 4-2 FK win.<\/p>\n

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POUNDS<\/span> 1 @ Butchers 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

POUNDS<\/span> \u2013 ScottyK (12)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Fizzler (7-2, GAA of 1.56)<\/p>\n

Butchers \u2013 Mike (3), Brady (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Kevin \u201cAll Star Game 2018 Snubby\u201d Longwell via Ligue 1 Free Transfer Market<\/em><\/p>\n

Game Notes: The BTSH Power Rankings (and goalie sub) curse lives on as POUNDS<\/span> find a way to not win this one.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: In the most Kevin Longwell thing ever, he tells me he is not hung over (for the first time all week), but then proceeds to tell me he is playing for a different team than which he actually was supposed to be there playing for (FK instead of Butchers). Good thing you showed up at the right time man!<\/p>\n

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Week 10 in Tweets<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Keeping it light, like my hockey attendance over the past couple weeks. #DoubleClick<\/p>\n

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