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Color<\/strong>: Orange One word has\u00a0plagued What The Puck all winter: Shootout.\u00a0 Their quest for a second consecutive championship ended suddenly in the semifinals when they could not convert on any of their four shootout attempts.\u00a0 In an effort to improve shootout efficiency, Coach\/Captain Larry \u201cMad Dog\u201d Zimmer made a huge splash in the free agent market, signing the extremely overrated Ant \u201cFather Time\u201d Ventolieri to a one year personal services contract.\u00a0 The contract would have been longer, but Zimmer was concerned about Ventolieri\u2019s fragile hip (in addition to other age-related maladies).\u00a0 Of course, all of their worries could be overblown, as they still have the offensive firepower of Mike \u201cThe X-Factor\u201d Woodsworth, Corey \u201cChongo\u201d Winters, Darrell \u201cAccurate Bob\u201d Hartman, Tom MacDonald, and Michelle Doucet, which they will need to overcome the goaltending deficiencies of Roderick \u201cGuy LeDouche\u201d Cruz.<\/p>\n Rapper They Closely Resemble:<\/strong> Dr. Dre.\u00a0 Sure, they’re a tad more familly friendly these days, but they always have been and always will be one of the top acts in the business. ROSTER Get Tags Away From My Keeper Color: Orange Year Founded: 2002 2007 Regular Season Finish: 12-5 (4th place) 2007 Playoff Result: Lost to Corlears Hookers in semifinals Key Additions: Ant \u201cFather Time\u201d Ventolieri (Pork Fried Rice), Jenny Petersen (Pork Fried Rice) Key Losses: Erica Lee (LBS) Fan Base: Canada<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[10,18,8],"class_list":["post-187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2008-team-previews","tag-2008-season","tag-team-previews","tag-what-the-puck"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nYear Founded<\/strong>: 2002
\n2007 Regular Season Finish<\/strong>: 12-5 (4th place)
\n2007 Playoff Result<\/strong>: Lost to Corlears Hookers in semifinals
\nKey Additions<\/strong>: Ant \u201cFather Time\u201d Ventolieri (Pork Fried Rice), Jenny Petersen (Pork Fried Rice)
\nKey Losses<\/strong>: Erica Lee (LBS)
\nFan Base<\/strong>: Canada<\/p>\n
\nFast Fact:<\/strong> Brian Vroom is an avid stamp collector.<\/p>\n
\n<\/strong>Roderick “Guy LeDouche” Cruz (G)
\nMichelle Doucet
\nCeline Dujeux
\nAmy Farley
\nJen Hale
\nDarrell “Accurate Bob” Hartman
\nKevin Lutsky
\nTom MacDonald
\nJenny Petersen
\nSusanna Tenney
\nAnt “Father Time” Ventolieri
\nBrian Vroom
\nLauren Weitman
\nCorey “Chongo” Winters
\nMike “The X-Factor” Woodsworth
\nLarry “Mad Dog” Zimmer (C)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"