{"id":18778,"date":"2018-07-20T10:35:59","date_gmt":"2018-07-20T14:35:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=18778"},"modified":"2018-07-20T10:35:59","modified_gmt":"2018-07-20T14:35:59","slug":"2018-week-12-box-scores-scoring-highlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2018-week-12-box-scores-scoring-highlights\/","title":{"rendered":"2018: Week 12 Box Scores – Scoring Highlights"},"content":{"rendered":"

So as an exec summary to this post, unlike many (all) episodes of John Oliver\u2019s \u201cWhy is this still a thing?\u201d \u2013 we have an answer as to why Fourth Division Beatdown Day<\/em> is still a thing. So that the fourth division teams can feel good about their playoff chances\u2026for all of one half of regular season hockey, and then promptly be brought back to reality.<\/p>\n

(Better late than never…) On to the box scores!<\/p>\n

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Butchers 3 @ Gut Rot 1<\/strong><\/p>\n

Butchers \u2013 Dana (1), Tarzan (5), Pete (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Charlie O\u2019D via Zog Rule 5 Draft<\/em><\/p>\n

Gut Rot \u2013 Peaches (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Ed (3-5, GAA of we don\u2019t plan on showing it next week either, kiddo<\/em>)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Someone from Gut Rot wasn\u2019t aware of who Tarzan was and did not appreciate his Tarzan voice like comments<\/a>, asking if this was kindergarten hockey, leaving the referees unsure who to ask to be more mature about it.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: In some saavy (no, not savagery, like this league is more atune to\/for) maneuvering, Tim Brk played out with Charlie tending the pipes. Tim and the other forwards for Butchers stretched the court with Cheeky and Creamy platooning at the back creating many fast break opportunities and a beatiful give and go tally<\/a> for Pete. (what do you mean that was a weird highlight pack to use?)<\/p>\n

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Mega Touch 1 @ REEEEEEEHABS 7<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mega \u2013 Shelly (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Mike T (2-7-1)<\/p>\n

REEEEEEEHABS \u2013 HICKSY x2 (3), Alex x2 (7), Carlton R (1), Cherie (7), Michelle (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Eric R (5-2, GAA of 1.geno<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Watching Pavel Barber tutorials and writing out email signatures on mobile devices in full finally allowed Hicks to propel Rehabs to victory against a Fourth division team, which he self describes as stat padders. Which makes sense given that JoeyBats hasn\u2019t scored since his hatty against WTP, then again, he\u2019s scoring big at his new caf\u00e9 now, and I\u2019ll have to add that to my shortlist of tourist stops to hit up when friends\/family are in town- right behind Fish Market for cheapr lobster\/fake Jame-O, ACE Bar for HI-Life\/skee*t*ball, and Tompkins Square Park for running off hangovers\/sophomore slumps.<\/p>\n

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Instant Karma 1 @ Sky Fighters 5<\/strong><\/p>\n

Karma \u2013 Alfred (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Steve F (3-6)<\/p>\n

SKY \u2013 James McQ x2 (6), Joe W x2 (7), Matt R (5)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 OG James (3-7-1)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: SKY jumped out to an early lead, with the newer players in the league seemingly thinking this was a Fourth Division Beatdown Day Matchup<\/em>, with a couple goals in the early going, and then a\u00a0Patches like dagger<\/a>\u00a0(five hole goal on breakaway) from Joe W paced SKY for the rest of the contest. (Until Mia stepped in the crease, for allegedely the third time in the game, taking away another potential marker for the Vandoos<\/a><\/em>)<\/p>\n

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Fresh Kills 2 @ Dark Rainbows 1<\/strong><\/p>\n

FK \u2013 Eugene (2), Nathan (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 The Pile <\/em>(5-2-1, GAA of 2.38)<\/p>\n

Rainbows \u2013 Bryan L (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Greenwald (1-8)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: As predicted in one of the least entertaining but certainly quite accurate previews, FK brought none of their heavy hitters but did Rainbows one better on Sunday, within Nate grabbing a first of the year for the winner.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Aside from gems against Riots (Week 3\u2026ish shutout) and Demons (Week\u20265 perhaps?), Greenwald played one of his best on Sunday, backstopping his team, and giving them a chance to win- which should bode well as they face tougher competition to end the season with only 2 of 6 remaining games coming from Southeast Michaliga divisional foes.<\/p>\n

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POUNDS<\/span> 4 @ WTP 0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pounds<\/span> \u2013 ScottyK x2 (14), Ajay Anze Kopitar (1), Michael \u201cI only score against my gf\u2019s team\u201d Roberts (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Showtime via Atlantic City Sleet Emergency Third Stringer<\/em><\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Scott H (3-7)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: The team with a guy from Moose Jaw<\/a> beat a team with some dudes from Ottawa (and Vancouver, duh, look at our new threads). The End. But not the end, because we took to the streets and slayed a Moose in vengeance<\/a>. Stay off our Queensway! The french side of town needs it to get back from Sens games at the Crappy Tire Centre and chanting PAGEAU PAGEAU PAGEAU (since that\u2019s the only player\u2019s name they can pronounce correctly, they tend to overdo it).<\/p>\n

Kovalev Shift<\/span> Run on Sentence: Reminscent of her shot blocking days being coached by John Tortorella while with Poutine Machine earlier in her BTSH career, Claire took a ball to the face but miraculously never missed a shift, and neither did her glasses, sticking intact for the remainder of the contest.<\/p>\n

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GANK 0 @ CK 3<\/strong><\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Tim Bwn (2-2)<\/p>\n

CK \u2013 Paul B (6), Dani R (1), BigRuss (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Campbell W (9-0-2, GAA of a Razor<\/a><\/em>)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Our CK beat writer had nothing interesting to report this week, and since my team got roasted during this time slot, my only comment on the game was the missed (and meaningless) open net by Liam (in the last 10 seconds of the game). It\u2019s okay, even EK65\u2019s hands sometimes look like Dan Girardi\u2019s. Dani and Russ both scored their first\u2019s of the season, highlighting the Dojo\u2019s depth and the understanding that possession should appropriately result in shots on goal<\/a>\u2026and then, some goals!<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Possibly jinxing him like a Madden curse last week, Tim Bwn was back between the pipes for a second straight week in relief of a bubble bath, continuing a win-loss trend from earlier in the season, albiet with Carter Hutton like numbers<\/a> when he does play, highlighting the \u2018Biters depth in goal.<\/p>\n

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Demons 4 @ Math 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

Demons \u2013 Zach T x2 (5), Brad P (3), Miles S (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Zach L (2-7-1)<\/p>\n

Math \u2013 Mike S via FA<\/em>, Bradley S (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013\u00a0 Eitan Via LemmeGoalie4u<\/em><\/p>\n

Game Notes: Hell froze over (slightly) and the Demons actually won for a change. But it didn\u2019t freeze that much, as Tavares being on the Leafs won\u2019t mean they\u2019ll win a cup<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Back in the TS(S)R 2 @ Filthier 5<\/strong><\/p>\n

TSR \u2013 Alex L (4), Sharif (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Dave GdR (2-8-1)<\/p>\n

Filth \u2013 Sunny x2 (12), Sean M (3), Ann M x2 (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Tim K (9-3, GAA of 1.92)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Thanks for not taking a timeout to help run up the score this time, I guess?<\/p>\n

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Hookers 3 @ Gremlins 2 (F\/OT ONLY)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hookers \u2013 Clark H (2), Courtney Via FA<\/em>, Danilo<\/a> (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Dustin (3-3-2, GAA of 2.JVR<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Gremlins \u2013 Erich x2 (15)<\/p>\n

Goalie OTL \u2013 Jamie B (8-2-2, GAA of 1.92)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Thankfully, Jamie posted a much better (and actual) highlight of the GwG from OT on the BTSH facebook page. It wasn\u2019t a wrestling post, so I\u2019m not sure it belongs, but it wasn\u2019t a National Hot Dog\/Sandwich day post, so it didn\u2019t get deleted.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: The Gremlins run of 6 straight wins ends at what might be the worst possible time for their Katz Southeast Divisional race, as they head into a matchup against the Dojo next week for what will now be a game they look to win to get back within striking distance of CK. Although, after having seen the referee card for Sunday, a certain former teammate of CK might bring forth another instalment of the Crtl+Alt<\/em>+Del\/LoL shootouts curse to give the Gremlins an unforeseen edge in that matchup. Maybe CK ought to bring back Longwell for another All Star Game snubby like performance (or did he finally leave the country?). But this isn\u2019t the previews, for Week 13 (or is it 14?) and we\u2019re 4 days overdue on posting this, so we\u2019ll get to the final game of the day\u2026<\/p>\n

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Fuzz 3 @ Poutine 4 (LoL Shootouts, damnit we almost got through this without one)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fuzz \u2013 Alexa (1), Jeff x2 (12)<\/p>\n

Goalie SO Loss \u2013 Coach (8-1-1, GAA of 2.60 but will find a way to ask for it to be lower<\/em>)<\/p>\n

Poos \u2013 Hilary S (1), Mike Plts (3), Mike Pags (3)<\/p>\n

SO Winner \u2013 Pags<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Teddy via FA<\/em><\/p>\n

Game Notes: The great question has been solved once and for all. Poutine > Disco Fries.<\/p>\n

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Week 12 in Tweets<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

OCMD poaching (defecting?) season highlights the tweets of the week #DoubleClick<\/p>\n

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