{"id":18842,"date":"2018-07-25T16:36:21","date_gmt":"2018-07-25T20:36:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=18842"},"modified":"2018-07-25T18:47:51","modified_gmt":"2018-07-25T22:47:51","slug":"2018-week-13-box-scores-scoring-highlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2018-week-13-box-scores-scoring-highlights\/","title":{"rendered":"2018: Week 13 Box Scores – Scoring Highlights"},"content":{"rendered":"

Last week someone mentioned that every EK65 highlight<\/a> is a good highlight, and in honour of said player not getting in their game on Sunday, we\u2019re literally littering the entire box scores with them. Unfortunately, there weren\u2019t as many completed games as we\u2019d like (or maybe it makes pasting in EK65 highlights easier with less official games\/goals for Week 13\u2026) so we\u2019ll have some makeup games in the weeks to come!<\/p>\n

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(Okay these Karlsson highlights were actually more difficult to find than expected\u2026thanks William for joining the VGK and making this tougher than a game of battleship where your friend moves the ships around after every guess\u2026eggplant)<\/p>\n

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Fresh Kills 3 @ Pounds<\/span> 2 (F\/OT)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fk\u2019n eh \u2013 Jeff S<\/a> (2), Ariel<\/a> x2 (8)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Patty B (6-2-1, GAA of Two Palffy\u2019s<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Los Blancos<\/em> \u2013 Caitlin \u201cTyler\u201d Kennedy<\/a> via AF<\/em>, Jake C (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie OT Loss \u2013 Zisser (7-2-2, GAA of One HOOOSSSSAAAA<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Game Notes<\/span> Meaningless Hockey Jargon included to sound s-m-r-t<\/a>: We all know Ariel would have won the game in a shootout anyways. Hope that extra ROW doesn\u2019t come back to bite someone in the nether regions come playoff ranking time (what do you mean we don\u2019t use ROW?)<\/p>\n

Gabe Watch: Gabe was there. Frank and Tom were not.<\/p>\n

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MATH 2 @ SKY 3 (Final)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Math \u2013 Sam Norris<\/a> (3), Adam L<\/a> (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Liang (2-7, GAA of Four Henrik<\/a>\u2019s)<\/p>\n

SKY \u2013 Caroline W<\/a> (1), Greg I<\/a> (3), James \u201cAdam\u201d McQ<\/a> (7)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Eitan via LemmeGoalie4u<\/em><\/p>\n

Game Notes \u2013 New and Old from the Vandoos<\/em> chip in and shut Math out from a late comeback.<\/p>\n

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GANK 1 @ FUZZ 2 (17:15 2nd<\/sup> Half)<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2018Biters \u2013 B Probert<\/a> (15)<\/p>\n

Goalie of Record \u2013 Tim Bwn<\/p>\n

Fuzz \u2013 Miles H<\/a> x2 (13)<\/p>\n

Goalie of Record \u2013 Coach<\/p>\n

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Gut Rot 1 @ DaPucks 6 (Final)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gut Rot \u2013 Schmorggg<\/a> (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Eddddd (3-6, GAA of Four Alfie\u2019s<\/a>)<\/p>\n

CaNucks \u2013 Justin Southeast Division 4 NameSake Himself<\/a> x2 (3), Brennan L<\/a> (1), Dave MacC<\/a> (1), Buffalo Zach<\/a> (6), Birthday Girl Em!<\/a> (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Scott H (4-7, GAA of Three Kovalev\u2019s<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: In true homage to EK65 box score day, Hogg[ran]Wild with his 65:55 TOI, 2 apples, (note my Oxford comma) and 4 possums (those are what kids are calling \u201cpluses\u201d these days, Walker, get with the times). I totally just made that last part up, and this entire passage for the sake of the 5 or 6 Devils players in BTSH. But the assists were real, and Chadwick can update my \u201cunofficial\u201d and sarcastically incorrect tally<\/a> to 4; leading the league as everyone else is officially at zero (you can thank Sam Norris for that).<\/em><\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Ed\u2019s GAA continues to suffer when Becca isn\u2019t incenticized to outperform AkhilNation, in their Gut Rot Bitzez step sibling like rivalry. Luckily, she has signed up for, and plans to participate in, no, not the Olympics, but team defense if the court is dry during future weeks. Olympics is this Sunday and that would make that joke like a year old (like the age of a certain CommissionHerrs<\/em>\u2019 whatsapp display pic) and outdated.<\/p>\n

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And that they did, as Ed and his Gut Rot Bitzez didn\u2019t know what hit them (other than rain\u2026and hangovers) on Sunday.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Riots 0 @ Mega 3 (Final)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Ben F (0-1, GAA of a Chara<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Mega \u2013 Shelly<\/a> (3), Alok x2<\/a> (5)<\/p>\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Mike T (3-7-1, 1st<\/sup> Shutout, GAA of Three Asham<\/a>\u2019s)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: GdR did not get a loss on his goalie record, but his team sure did, as Alok had an emphatic goal<\/a> late in the contest to seal the win.<\/p>\n

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Butchers 0 @ Hookers 1 (F\/SO)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Goalie Shutout Shootout Loss (yes, that\u2019s a thing) \u2013 Tim Brk (3-5-1, 2nd<\/sup> Shutout, GAA of Two Mogliny\u2019s<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Dustin \u201cTOKARSKI\u201d (4-3-2, 1st<\/sup> Shutout, GAA of a Duncan Keith<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Shootout Winner \u2013 Clark H<\/a><\/p>\n

Game Notes: Note (probably redundant to \u201cnote\u201d something under \u201cgame notes\u201d, I know) that I found a Newnam like shootout finish just on FB\u2019s gifs (Datsyukian backhand) and then Clark\u2019s winner was no different than any Sedin snip over the pad and under the blocker. Still looking for a righty forsberg at kaner speed though. (Luckily you can find a pretty nice one posted by Walker in the BTSH fb group!)<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Butchers are having a similar season as Demons in that they’ve been involved in a number of competitive, low scoring contests, and they\u2019ve now turned the corner of sorts, pre-dating this game with a 3 game win streak, and now have points in their last 4 contests<\/a>– since a humbling 6-love drubbing from the Gremmies (did you know that Walker wanted to play in the rain on Sunday? Never would have guessed). Two of those wins were against teams who were voted as best in the league in our power rankings<\/a> (with the Butchers holding these opponents to 1 goal combined over those two games). The gap<\/a> in Southeast 1 Division teams is clearly closer than it was last year. What was the other<\/a> Southeast 1 Division team last year again?<\/p>\n

Trending: Hookers literally and figuratively<\/span> show up this time!<\/p>\n

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Poutine 1 @ Rainbows 1 (18~ 2nd<\/sup> Half)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Poutine \u2013 Brian \u201cThey call me BSA even though I\u2019m not a Business Student Association\u201d Sulli (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie of Record \u2013 AJ F<\/p>\n

Rainbows \u2013 Bryan L<\/a> (5)<\/p>\n

Goalie of Record \u2013 Grizzwald<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Charlotte is a terrible person (and scored on her own net)<\/p>\n

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Filthier 2 @ Rehabs 0 (25:00 2nd<\/sup> Half)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Filthier \u2013 OP James (9), Ryan McL<\/a> (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie of Record \u2013 I guess it was Tim<\/p>\n

Rehabs \u2013 Nada<\/a> <\/em>(Emily taught me some spanish on her birthday)<\/p>\n

Goalie of Record \u2013 That guy with the Ho \u201cSang\u201d jersey, probably<\/p>\n

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Karma @ Demons (PPD \u2013 Rain)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rubens wanted to play. He also wants a certain joke to die after 2.5 weeks\u2026.wait for it\u2026<\/p>\n

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Some BTSH jokes that may just stand the test of time…or at least, the “Common Era”<\/p><\/div>\n

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Gremlins at Cobra Kai (PPD \u2013 Monsoon fears)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Cobra Kai was lucky that the rain fears were real fears as they for some reason called up some guy with the worst GAA in Mofo (\u201cDIVISION ONE ONLY\u201d) in place of Campbell. That game note was just for Hector. And Hicks. Unfortunately it was related to 5,000 social media posts for them ago, combined (which equates to roughly 37 days) and they probably forget that reference. (I know, another Mofo reference, please don\u2019t relieve me of my duties, we\u2019re almost at the end of the season, which is 3~ months away)<\/em><\/p>\n

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Week 13 in Tweets<\/strong><\/p>\n

In honour of the rain and enjoying the outdoors we stayed social media free this week. See you Sunday!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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