{"id":18950,"date":"2018-08-01T12:35:47","date_gmt":"2018-08-01T16:35:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=18950"},"modified":"2018-08-01T12:35:47","modified_gmt":"2018-08-01T16:35:47","slug":"2018-week-14-box-scores-scoring-highlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2018-week-14-box-scores-scoring-highlights\/","title":{"rendered":"2018: Week 14 Box Scores \u2013 Scoring Highlights"},"content":{"rendered":"

On Sunday we learned that jumbo bagels have better defenses than that of the Demons<\/a> (except for Bar Down Brad, probably the most underrated player in the league, until I noted him as underrated, per the Chadwick paradox<\/em>) and that Rich won’t tell us what happened in the hot legs competition. On to the box scores.<\/p>\n

(Some Context: WTP does gag gifts for birthdays and that photo is going to be signed and framed for Co Captain Eric in 2019. Maris [photo cred] said the goal was a “lucky freebee shoot” so we’ll scold her later with fourth line minutes against Mega)\u00a0Now,\u00a0<\/em>on the box scores.<\/p>\n

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Week Something \u201cRain\u201d Out Replay<\/em><\/p>\n

Hookers 1 @ Les Curdz 0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hookers \u2013 Brian \u201cobviously a garbage time goal\u201d Cro (6)<\/p>\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Dustin \u201cTOKARSKI\u201d (5-3-2, GAA of 1.90)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 RJ (3-3, GAA of 1.14)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: I think Sunday was cloudier than the day this game was called off.<\/p>\n

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Week 13\/14\/15<\/em><\/p>\n

Butchers 2 @ Fuzz 8<\/strong><\/p>\n

Butchers \u2013 Dana (2), Brady (5)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Charlies O\u2019D via Zog Days of Summer<\/em><\/p>\n

Fuzz \u2013 Mike \u201cI MAY or may not have run up the score with three late\u201d Teyt x4 (15), Miles (14), Jeff x2 (14), Sarah \u201cNot C but Zee\u201d ugh Zed (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Lester Patrick<\/a><\/em> (9-1-1, GAA of 2 point blue 42)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: When the power rankings asked who the new league scoring champ would be since Mike Teyt was playing defense now, I shrugged (unslouched) my shoulders and furiously typed a snarky sentence or two regarding him winning again in spite of the question being posted, or in spite of the younger, better looking, new look Sky Fighters who filled the void on his old squad.<\/p>\n

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La Banquise 2 @ Mega 1<\/strong><\/p>\n

Poutine \u2013 Brian \u201cnot a Business Student Association\u201d Sulli (4), Connor \u201chopefully M and not L\u201d M (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 RJ (4-3, GAA of 1.14)<\/p>\n

Mega \u2013 Erik with a K like EK(65)<\/em> ? (1)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: La Banquise is a great late night poutine spot to fall asleep post meal at 3am. Can confirm.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: RJ continues to literally and figuratively have the lightest workload of any \u201cstarter\u201d in the league with only 6<\/span> 7 games played and a GAA of a miniscule 1.14. I can already see the texts from Sizzler now \u201coh, can we go back to wins to rank goalies, GAA is dumb\u201d.<\/p>\n

Trending: I expect corrections to the above not for the Poutine stats but for Mega because the gamesheet had RJ playing for Mega and then the same guy scoring for Mega and playing goalie for Poutine\u2026oyvey!<\/p>\n

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Filthier 3 @ Rehabs 1<\/strong><\/p>\n

Filthier \u2013 OP James (9), Ryan McLe (1), Always Sunny<\/em> (13)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Tim \u201cwho needs a backup anyway\u201d K (10-3, GAA of 1.84)<\/p>\n

Rehabs \u2013 Zach \u201cI like it better on WTP\u201d Gardner via Hicks\u2019 Cardio is 4 Chumps Emergency Taxi Squad<\/em><\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Will \u201cHo Sang\u201d via FA<\/em><\/p>\n

Game Notes: This second half was fun to watch for anyone out there other than Tim as Rehabs sent a barrage of shots his way trying to overcome the deficit built in last week\u2019s first half but he was up to the task only letting one late garbage time goal spoil the shutout bid.<\/p>\n

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ReEEEEEhabs 5 @ H00kers 0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Rehabs \u2013 Showtime via FA?<\/em>, Alex wM (8), Charlie D (1), Monique R (3), HICKSY (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Will \u201cHo Sang\u201d via FA<\/em><\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Dustin \u201cTOKARSKI\u201d (5-4-2, GAA of 2.18)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Hookers finally end a game in regulation for the first time in about a month (ignoring the \u201crain\u201d makeup) but get overpowered by a short Rehabs bench in a game they hope to forget as they look ahead at division 4 poaching season<\/span> playoffs. (I think they still have 2<\/span> 1 rain makeups<\/span> and 4 other games left)<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Charlie avenges his performance against Fresh Kills<\/span> Tom Rush\u2019s retirement comeback game going +5 with a relative corsi for of 58% and 29 minutes in time on black top making life easy for \u201cHo Sang\u201d in net (or at least, easier<\/span> less stressful than that game against Rainbows later in the day).<\/p>\n

What\u2019s in a name: I put two zero\u2019s in the H00kers’ name to represent Cro\u2019s attendance at the Olympics.<\/p>\n

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WTP 4 @ Demons 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

DaPucks \u2013 Ball Hogg (4) (Michaliga only because I needed him to win the opening faceoff to score 2.68 seconds into the game<\/em>), Ball Hogg (5) (Unassisted obviously<\/em>), Buffalo Zach (7) (Bagel Zac by accidental clearing attempt\/not a pass\/200 foot lucky freebee shoot attempt<\/em>), Michaliga (Jon C NUMBER SITXY-NINE, Sam McI from the Thirsty Preview<\/em>)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Scott H (5-7, GAA of 3.16)<\/p>\n

Demons \u2013 Josh R (2), Bar Down Brad (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Eitan via LemmeGoalieNotAgainstDaPucks<\/em><\/p>\n

Game Notes: Brad and Jenn were quick to note that if I want assists tracked, I could show up on Tuesday nights\u2026.Wrong again! Although, Demons outplayed and held the balance of scoring chances, it was not to be on this day as they came up unlucky and\/or were robbed by either great goaltending, excellent highsticking, clearances, or quick whistles keeping the ball from entering the Pucks\u2019 net on this day.<\/p>\n

Trending: Since being moved back up to forward full time, the division 4 namesake himself has 3 goals in WTP\u2019s last two contests\u2026 After missing the few easier D4 games in the WTP schedule earlier this year, Scott saved one of his best of the season to grab DaPucks their first out of division win since Week 15 of 2017.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Two Zac\/h\u2019s who can score are better than an infinite number who cannot. Note how I spelt that, Popack.<\/p>\n

Goalie Union: Even I don\u2019t know how many times Eitan played for\/against WTP this year.<\/p>\n

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I can hear Herb Brooks yell “AGAIN”…see you Week 15 w Mega?<\/p><\/div>\n

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\u00a0<\/strong>Filthier 3 @ Sky Fighters 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

Filthier \u2013 Jamie D (6), OP James x2 (11)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Glenn Hall<\/a><\/em> (10-3, GAA of 1.86)<\/p>\n

SKY \u2013 Katie S (4), Showtime via definitely FA<\/em><\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 OG James (3-8-1, GAA of 3.25)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: OP James > OG James<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: That James guy embodies,\u00a0look good, feel good, play good<\/em>, cleaning up pretty well off the court too. No pics on hand, so we can get hot and bothered by him in the playoffs when the games really matter.<\/p>\n

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Riots 1 @ Karma 4<\/strong><\/p>\n

Riots \u2013 Margot S (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Eitan viaLemmeGoalieNotAgainstDaPucks<\/em><\/p>\n

Karma \u2013 Matt S x2 (4), BBC Pluto (2), Derek Zed (5)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Charlie O\u2019D via Zog Days of Summer<\/em><\/p>\n

Game Notes: With two goalies who played earlier in the day, both defenses kept a tight checked game exciting, but for the fact that Karma had an early lead and never looked back thanks to mighty defence of Thor himself hammering<\/em> all loose balls out of harms way on Sunday, providing ample opportunities for Chadwick to play dump and chase with his nine foot pole<\/span> long stick that makes Pierre McGuire hot and bothered<\/a> a la HICKSY<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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Don’t even try getting by this guy, hammer or no hammer.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Gut Rot 2 @ Gremlins 1<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Bitzez \u2013 Tommy C x2 (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Ed P (4-6, GAA of a Girl Scout Cookie, probably Mint<\/em>)<\/p>\n

Gremlins \u2013 The Mighty Tim (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Jamie B (8-3-2, GAA of a Bagel Breakfast Sandwich<\/u><\/em>)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Mr Cho had a big return to the lineup scoring his first two of the season to give Ed enough breathing room to lower his GAA back to a respectable sub 4 level heading into the August stretch run.<\/p>\n

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Pounds 2 @ Biters 3<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pounds \u2013 Blink182 <\/em>(15), Avery (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Sizzler (7-3-2, GAA of 1.92)<\/p>\n

Biters \u2013 Probie (16), Sarah M (4), Joe \u201cI don\u2019t always score, but when I do, it\u2019s with 2.68 second left\u201d P (6)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Tim Bwn (3-2-and an unfinished game against Fuzz!, GAA of 2.17)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Missing Bar Napkin Love Poems<\/a><\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: At least this last second effort wasn\u2019t denied by a phantom high stick this time around.<\/p>\n

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Cobra Kai 2 @ Dank Rainbows 1<\/strong><\/p>\n

CK \u2013 Some other Zack who doesn\u2019t play on Demons via FA<\/em> x2 (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Will \u201cthat guy who replaced Showtime on Rehabs\u201d via FA<\/em><\/p>\n

Rainbows \u2013 Christina S (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Greenwald (1-9, GAA of 3.45)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Greenwald won the hot legs competition, at least, right? He may lament if his Riots shutout were to disappear (again) but he certainly earned one with his play in this game, keeping the game scoreless at half with a number of point blank ten-bell saves, similar to his performance earlier in the year against the Demons.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Even with a light lineup, CK came out with only 3 girls as Dani, Nabatty Light, and LJ shared Suter like minutes throughout the game (Who is the NWHL equivalent of Suter? Probably Shelly!). Two points is two points, and getting your \u201cblack top\u201d time in is very valuable if you missed a Saturday scrimmage and a mofo game or two, so who can blame em?<\/p>\n

Conceited or Confident: CK started Campbell at forward and Rainbows were up 1-0 in the second half, but CK were able to turn it around in the latter stages of the game to ensure they kept pace with the likes of\u2026Fuzz! who blew out Butchers earlier in the day.<\/p>\n

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Fresh Kills 2 @ Math 3 (F\/OT)<\/strong><\/p>\n

FK \u2013 French Babe <\/em>(6), Eugene (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie OT Loss \u2013 Jamie B via convenient last minute league sub<\/em><\/p>\n

Math \u2013 Sam \u201cI waited a week to ask Walker to post that photo of those green shoes\u201d Norris (4), Jon M x2 (7)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Liang (3-7)<\/p>\n

Babe Watch: Gabe was there and tried Ariel\u2019s move in OT. But that\u2019s why he\u2019s Gabe, and not Ariel. Score, he did not. You can\u2019t do that.<\/a>\u00a0It’s Ariel’s move for a reason.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Jon snuck the winner off a bank shot from below\/on the goal line to complete a great individual effort and finish this BTSH instant classic in style.<\/p>\n

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When you see Gabe deke out the whole team but not finish on a backhand, it reminded me of a coaching experience earlier at work this week<\/p><\/div>\n

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Week 14 in Tweets<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Since all 8 of my non-bot followers did not appreciate social media free week (last week), I had Hootsuite post a few extra this week on my behalf. #DoubleClick<\/p>\n

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