{"id":19038,"date":"2018-08-10T08:45:23","date_gmt":"2018-08-10T12:45:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=19038"},"modified":"2018-08-10T09:07:57","modified_gmt":"2018-08-10T13:07:57","slug":"week-17-previews-part-2-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/week-17-previews-part-2-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Week 17 Previews – Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"

Attention:\u00a0the L train is not operational this weekend in Manhattan and parts of Brooklyn.\u00a0 For those of you that rely on this train to get to the courts, please research alternative routes and budget additional travel time in order to arrive before your game.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gremlins at Fresh Kills<\/strong>
\nby Jess (apparently the resident haiku master) D<\/em><\/p>\n

Gremlins<\/strong>
\nSad Poutine beat them
\nEven more sad Erich left
\nRod scored the lone goal
\nIn last week’s decimation
\nNew player Courtney
\nCould possibly give them life
\nWhich is shocking cuz
\nWalker hates milennials
\nPlz score you guys thx<\/p>\n

Fresh Kills<\/strong>
\nA truly strong team
\nCheck out some of these players
\nGabe switched to defense
\nNicole can kill anyone,
\narm wrestling champ
\nSheena deadlifts more than Gabe
\nCanadians suck
\nOh yeah back to street hockey
\nThis team is scary<\/p>\n

Prediction:<\/em>
\nWallowing Gremlins
\nVs Unstoppable Fresh Kills
\nFresh Kills win 4-1<\/p>\n

Mega Touch at Gouging Anklebiters<\/strong>
\nby Chica Malcriada<\/em><\/p>\n

Mega<\/strong>
\nNo easy task Tuck
\nEric and Shelly needed
\nLarry and jorts too<\/p>\n

Alok brings the heat
\nLight brunch for Julie and team
\nJeffs are Weapons X<\/p>\n

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Biters<\/strong>
\nPhil leads to battle
\nProbie, Worky, Dehro damn
\nMoore underrated<\/p>\n

Craig or Tim no prob
\nSchuie\u2019s veteran savvy
\nAmy has last laugh<\/p>\n

Prediction:<\/em>
\nMega no cheap date
\nBiters have to work for it
\nWe like the upset<\/p>\n

What the Puck at Sky Fighters<\/strong>
\nby Chica Malcriada<\/em><\/p>\n

Pucks<\/strong>
\nMike D is sure shot
\nSusie is the heart \u2018n soul
\nSweet baby Camden<\/p>\n

Defense be alert
\nDon\u2019t feed Scott after midnight
\nPads smell horrendous<\/p>\n

Sky Fighters<\/strong>
\nAvs cap Sean nasty
\nHis boo Carlin got that pep
\nMake sure Katie there<\/p>\n

Stein was second Star
\nGonna need that Jake support
\nCaroline no sweat<\/p>\n

Prediction:<\/em>
\nPucks pee a little
\nWhen James brings that fuck\u2019n rush
\nFighters will prevail<\/p>\n

Rehabs at Poutine Machine<\/strong>
\nby Chairwoman Rachel and Cheekbones<\/em><\/p>\n

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Fuzz at Gut Rot<\/strong>
\nby Cerie Xerox<\/em><\/p>\n

Glanzer has had this rematch circled on his calendar ever since Gut Rot pulled one of the biggest upsets in BTSH history, beating The Fake Elves last season.<\/p>\n

Personally I hope this game gets rained out, and then the rain date gets rained out, causing the game to never be played. It would drive him insane.<\/p>\n

Keys to the game for Fuzz:<\/em><\/p>\n