{"id":19183,"date":"2018-08-16T16:44:33","date_gmt":"2018-08-16T20:44:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=19183"},"modified":"2018-08-16T16:44:33","modified_gmt":"2018-08-16T20:44:33","slug":"2018-week-16-box-scores-scoring-highlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2018-week-16-box-scores-scoring-highlights\/","title":{"rendered":"2018: Week 16 Box Scores – Scoring Highlights"},"content":{"rendered":"

To start us off this week we had Karma @ Demons Week\u2026.13?<\/strong><\/p>\n

(All I know is this is a replay of some game that Rubens wanted to play. Actually it\u2019s Week 13 and the way I can tell is if both teams\u2019 stats are blank for scoring in my tracker, which I then reconfirm if Cobra Kai also was rained out the same day- since they haven\u2019t lost a game they always have a goal scorer to boot #analyticalprocedures #AuditorProudDay2018)\u2026Week 13 it is. On to the box scores;<\/em><\/p>\n

Karma 4 @ Demons 3 (F\/OT) Week 13 Makeup<\/strong><\/p>\n

Karma \u2013 Derek \u201cspell the letter phonetically\u201d ZED (6), BBC Pluto (3), Liz T (1), Matt S (5)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Steve F (4-6-1)<\/p>\n

Demons \u2013 Zach T (6), Bash BROsen David (2), Bash BROsen Josh (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie OTL \u2013 Charlie O\u2019D via Zog Days of Summer <\/em><\/p>\n

Game Notes: Is it too early to start asking who Derek ZED will be poached by for 2019?<\/p>\n

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Demons 1 @ POUNDS<\/span> 3<\/strong><\/p>\n

Demons \u2013 Brian Bats (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Dave GdR via back in the T(S)SR<\/em><\/p>\n

Pounds \u2013 Karsten (10), Jason x2 (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Mike \u201cthey really better not rank goalies by GAA after Hogg\u2019s 1 shutter\u201d Zisser (9-3-1, GAA of 1.86)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Los Blancos almost had as many write-ups as they did goals. I guess technically the Demons did too, since zero is close to 1.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Eli will call for time and have Pounds players say \u201cFuzz!\u201d three times fast next week to settle them down; verbal warnings clearly don\u2019t work with those guys (and girls).<\/p>\n

Crisis: Averted!<\/p>\n

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Cobra Kai 3 @ Filthier 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

CK \u2013 Top Shelf Tommy (7), A Provider (2), Rachel \u201cback to back GwG\u201d Longley (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Showtime from the Free Agent List <\/em>(I hear he\u2019s rostered now)<\/p>\n

Filthier \u2013 Sunny x2 (16)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Tim K (12-3, GAA of 1.88)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: I refereed the first 10 minutes of this game and everyone on CK had a Corsi % of 90+%, which looks great when the shots are 11-1 in your favour, but they were down 1-0 when Sunny opened the scoring off a nice one timer fed over from one of the many sneaky Mark Stone esque takeaways by OP James on the day. Our CK Beat Reporter said most of the rest of the game went the same way (must have- even Rush was shooting evidently).<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Tim K must have played really well to keep this one close! Unfortunately no photos so he doesn’t make an appearance in our new segment before the Tweets of the Week.<\/p>\n

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Dank Rainbows 3 @ Math 2 (F\/OT)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Dank \u2013 Dan C (2), Yetter x2 (6)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Greenwald (3-8)<\/p>\n

Math \u2013 Showtime from the Free Agent List <\/em>(No really, he\u2019s going to be rostered), Jon M (8)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Eitan via LemmeGoalie4u<\/em><\/p>\n

Game Notes: Hope these FA goalies didn\u2019t get a heat stroke out there on Sunday, they seemed to have had a heavy workload. Maybe league subs should be more utilized in the (Fake) Zog Days of Summer?<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Lol Yetter did score 2 again. That\u2019s a late Week 15 box scores reference<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Karma 2 @ Butchers 1<\/strong><\/p>\n

Karma \u2013 SCory (6), Brianna (6)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Steve F (now 5-6-1)<\/p>\n

Butchers \u2013 Brady (6)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Peter Parker B via got lost on the way to Joe\u2019s Pizza at West 4th<\/sup> street<\/em><\/p>\n

Game Notes: Which BTSH vet<\/span> historian should I hit up to ask when the last time Karma won 2 games\u2026in the same day? Who should I ask for clarification on both game winning goal scorers?<\/p>\n

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Matt and Brianna…probably!<\/p><\/div>\n

Quick Shifts: Lol Scory Cory and Brianna each scored a goal in the same game again. That\u2019s another late Week 15 box scores reference<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Hookers 8 @ Riots 0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hookers \u2013 Clark H x2 (4), Sarah (3), CJ x2 (7), Danilo (5), Tiff x2 (5)<\/p>\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Dustin (6-5-2, 2nd<\/sup> Shutout, GAA of 2.00, 2nd<\/sup> shutout)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Dave GdR (2-10-1)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Unfortunately neither Sarah nor Danilo could pick up a brace like the rest of their teammates and finish this game early.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: No garbage goals for Cro as he was too scared to get hit by the ball whilst in his Cro\u2019s nest. Where would the tap-ins % stand on this list<\/a>?<\/p>\n

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Gremlins 3 @ Fresh Kills 6<\/strong><\/p>\n

Gremlins \u2013 Magic Man the Mighty Tim x2 (6), Marcella (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Jamie (8-5-2, GAA of 2.33)<\/p>\n

Fresh Kills \u2013 Eugene (4), Koho Soko x2 (6), Nick S (6), Nate x2 (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Patty B (7-3-1, GAA of 2.45)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Add another disallowed goal via the crease to the tally.<\/p>\n

Crisis: Partially Averted!<\/p>\n

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Mega 3 @ Biters 0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Mega \u2013 Max T (1), Alok G (6), Julie K (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Tuckman (5-8-1, GAA of 2.86, 2nd<\/sup> Shutout in 2 weeks, 3rd<\/sup> on the year)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Dee J Bubble (4-4)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Julie either has a thing for Will Arnett or my box score write ups (probably the former), and continued to be a goal suck, potting an empty netter late to seal the victory.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: The game scores were already posted this week, if you need assistance, you can use this link<\/a> and press ctrl+f for \u201cWeek 16\u201d!\u00a0Cheers.<\/span> I mean, \u201csooorry\u201d\u2026..Craig came back for his first start in months and kept his GAA standpat at 3. Now that is Carter Hutton kind of consistency. (Sooorry, no, I\u2019m not getting you the link for that reference, be a resourceful reader!)<\/p>\n

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WTP 6 @ SkyF 0<\/strong><\/p>\n

DaPucks \u2013 Brennan (2), Dave MacC (2), Susie (4), Sam (1), Emily (3), Maurice the goal scorer via FA<\/em><\/p>\n

Goalie Shutout Win \u2013 Hoggystyle (1-0-0, 1.000% Sieve %, 0.00 GAA, 1 Shutout, v sieve like .68 SV+%<\/a>)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Eitan via iHatePlayingAgainstJustinEveryWeek<\/em><\/p>\n

Game Notes: After a 5 save, 6-0 team win, the 2nd<\/sup> Star of the Week actually goes to~<\/p>\n

Sam \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Michaliga\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Dave<\/strong><\/p>\n

Captain Emily!\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Steve\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Buffalo Zach \u201cthe\u201d G.<\/strong><\/p>\n

BTSH Vet Susie \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 David T. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Maurice H.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Claire\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Brennan \u201cThe L stands for Low Event Hockey\u201d Leong<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Aisling\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Noah \u201cthe C stands for CPA\u201d Carter<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Karon<\/span> Michelle the FA\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sean F.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0 \u00a0 (Not Ball Hogg\/Hoggystyle)<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Cat will likely keep my 2nd<\/sup> star though\u2026it\u2019s fine, I don\u2019t hate you, you\u2019re just not my buddy, guy<\/span> girl<\/a> \u2013 actually, I just don\u2019t say hi because I\u2019m socially awkward (can\u2019t you tell from these write-ups?)<\/em><\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: The WTP emergency third stringer \u201cScott Foster\u201d might have forgotten to don a toque<\/a> (do we need the Will Arnett clip again?<\/a>) and doesn\u2019t remember all the goal scorers from the game (for the first time ever), but he still managed to get a penalty the first time he touched the ball as a goalie in BTSH, much like his debut as an FA out player in 2016 (stick checking on a deke then, high ball on a pass to a d-person now)…..Speaking of keeping streaks alive\u2026.Captain Emily scored the fifth goal in a shutout win, so that\u2019s another game winning goal per Izzy\u2019s math\u2026.and Maurice comes as advertised, a sniping goal scorer\u2026.after committing to a half season with WTP, Fleming (with one \u201cm\u201d!) showed up for a few shifts, finally\u2026.Ryann the Ref was quick to point out all 6 of the Vandoos<\/em> and their FA crease violations made it very tough to ref.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts<\/span> Another Hasek Clip: Thanks Sky Fighters, for giving us a reason to pull this clip<\/a>. (Okay I cannot find the video but his quote is in there somewhere)<\/p>\n

Crisis: Averted!<\/p>\n

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Rehabs 4 @ P Machine 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

Les Habitants \u2013 <\/em>JoeyBats (8), Monique R (4), Cherie x2 (9)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Eric R (6-3, GAA of 2.22)<\/p>\n

Les Separitists \u2013 <\/em>Mike M (4), Brian S (6)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 RJ Fuzz Co. (4-4, GAA of 1.50)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Brian<\/span> Sulli has a 4 game goal scoring streak and decided to sit out from his team\u2019s Fake Zog playoff game so he can snap it in OC, instead #We\u2019reGoingBlackTopStreaking!!!<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Did JoeyBats bring free food for half time??? I picked the wrong 6pm game to ref!<\/p>\n

What’s for Dinner: The Montreal Pool Room doesn’t have pool tables anymore, but still serves poutine around Montreal’s Red Light District (that’s like a hockey red light reference, right?)<\/p>\n

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Fuzz 6 @ Rut Rot 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

Fuzz \u2013 Mike \u201ctold you he\u2019d be in the lead\u201d Teets x3 (20), RNV (9), Gil x2 (6)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Coach (12-1-1, GAA of 2.29)<\/p>\n

Gut Rot \u2013 Akhil x3 <\/span>2 (8 maybe make it 9?)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Eddy the Eagle (4-7, GAA sure looks like the aftermath of a Pizza line drubbing against the Laughs too)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Chadwick found Rut Rot funny so we let that typo go through our peer editing review prior to “print”….and I wasn\u2019t sure where to link these in my post, but since they was a no goal controversy (not really, it didn\u2019t go in and the goal was immaterial given the 5 or 6 goal differential at the time, so any error was de minimis #AbovePerformanceMateriality #Immaterial #AuditorProudDay2018) I\u2019ll ask it here;<\/p>\n

Is this goal legal in BTSH?<\/a><\/p>\n

Is this goal legal in BTSH?<\/a><\/p>\n

How about 3 on 3 in BTSH?<\/a><\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: I\u2019ll start the GoFundMe to bring back Bob W for video review!<\/p>\n

Crisis: Averted!<\/p>\n

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How to Goalie<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I\u2019ve seen a lot of goalies in and out of the lineup lately, so for those who need to fill in on Sunday, here\u2019s some quick pointers\u2026<\/p>\n

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1.\u00a0 Hug your post<\/p>\n

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Now that is how to hug a post. No BS VH or Reverse VH method.<\/p><\/div>\n

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2. Keep your fivehole closed.<\/p>\n

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Those legs were more open than a 5 dollar Corlears Park Hooker. That is not star worthy.<\/p><\/div>\n

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3. Stay big in there and challenge the shooter.<\/p>\n

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STAND ON TOP OF THE CREASE NOT ON THE GOAL LINE AND STOP BACKHAND POKECHECKING YOU WILD MAN (INTERNAL SCREAMING\/SCREECHING)<\/p><\/div>\n

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Tweets of the<\/strong> Week<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Someone asked that they be featured in the Tweets this week. And that we did (naturally, we roasted them). #DoubleClick<\/p>\n

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