{"id":19382,"date":"2018-09-04T14:15:11","date_gmt":"2018-09-04T18:15:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=19382"},"modified":"2018-09-04T15:56:24","modified_gmt":"2018-09-04T19:56:24","slug":"2018-week-17-box-scores-scoring-highlights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/2018-week-17-box-scores-scoring-highlights\/","title":{"rendered":"2018: Week 17 Box Scores – Scoring Highlights"},"content":{"rendered":"

The BTSH season is coming to a close and that means its\u00a0playoff<\/span> extra tournament time! Post HockeyBeach, and another anti-climactic Shortis win in Ocean City, there is a ladies tournament coming in hot<\/a> on September 15th to our very own Rockaway Beach. It’s aptly named Hock-away, and that pun is probably the best gag in this entire article (not to mention the TVM – time value of media, not money – is so low given the timing of this post anyways), so you might as well just stop reading here, after signing up, of course: here ladies<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Speaking of September tournaments, Cuba Gooding Jr made an appearance at one of inaugural JW invitational committee members’ birthdays this long weekend!<\/p>\n

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Scrap the Panik at the Disco expansion franchise ideas…Cuba and Justin have a bid in for an Old Baes Sauce team for 2019.<\/p><\/div>\n

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On to the box scores…<\/p>\n

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Week 17<\/span><\/p>\n

Week 9\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Demons 3 @ Poutine 2 (F\/OT)<\/strong><\/p>\n

Demons \u2013 Miles S (5), Josh Bash Brosen x2 (5)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Hector $h0wT!m3 Melendez via FA<\/em><\/p>\n

Poos \u2013 Nic H (2), TJ via Half Price Hamilton Tix <\/em>(1)<\/p>\n

Goalie OT Loss \u2013 Peter Parker via Air Canada<\/em><\/p>\n

Game Notes: Teams were finally able to finish their game from earlier in the season\u2026but of course they found a way to rain out their later one.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: If you accidentally cross the Ottawa river from the Quebec side (in the case you are older than 18 and don\u2019t need need to hang in Dirty Hull), Zak\u2019s Diner has a poutine with enough smoked meat on it to match Cat\u2019s Beef Beat (goes well with a large glass of chocolate milk too).<\/p>\n

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Which seats are best for poaching “Hamilton” players?<\/p><\/div>\n

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Week 17<\/em><\/p>\n

Riots 1 @ Pucks 3<\/strong><\/p>\n

Riots \u2013 David F (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Dave GdR (2-11-1, GAA of a fallen basic beach<\/em>)<\/p>\n

Pucks \u2013 Justin (5), Sam McI (2), Steve T (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Zac \u201cback in my country there is no 18 yard box at and below the faceoff dots to cover the\u201d Ball Hogg (2-0-0, GAA of a rapper)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: When Izzy predicts us to lose, we usually win. It\u2019s the guy on the left (James Duthie) effect<\/a>, just like when he picked the Sabres to beat the Sens in the 2007 East Finals just because of his prognostication tendency to pick the Sens in playoff series they\u2019d end up losing (which is\/was at a Capitals like rate back in that era\u2026.sigh)<\/p>\n

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Hookers 2 @ Fuzz 4<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hookers \u2013 Tiff (6), TJ via Full Price Hamilton Tix<\/em> (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Eitan via LemmeGoalie5Eva<\/em><\/p>\n

Fuzz \u2013 Mike Teyt (21), Paul x3 (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Coach (13-1-1, GAA of 2.27)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: If only it was the Richard era and Fuzz could have given all of Paul\u2019s goals to Teets. Unlike Gordie, Teets has earned his previous scoring championships. (Hopefully that last line didn\u2019t trigger HICKSY like all my unassisted tucks at #HockeyBeach2018)<\/p>\n

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Rut Rot 2 @ Cobra Kai 4<\/strong><\/p>\n

RR \u2013 Heather A (1), Tommy C (3)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Goalie Ed (4-9-0, GAA of yes since Ed is now a mofo teammate<\/a> and took over my goalie spot on Thints for 2018 he\u2019ll continue to be lightly roasted- I\u2019m not going to sit here and pump his tires<\/a><\/em>)<\/p>\n

CK \u2013 Big Russ x2 (4), JJ (3), Will G (7)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Campbell (11-0-2, GAA of 1.16)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Good thing we play sneaker hockey and not sneaker footy because there were two own goals shared between both teams\u2026I could not imagine the travesty of two players not getting awarded the goals they (did not) rightfully score (as they get recorded as OG\u2019s in futbol). #FirstWorldBallHockeyProblems<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Ed was in form again after a Luongo-in-Florida-before-Vancouver-like-40-save-4+-Goals-Against effort against Fuzz in Week 16 and followed it up with another valiant effort which included a Nabby-before-choking-for-the-millionth-time-against-the-Avs-on-that-Dan-Boyle-own-goal-on-the-reverse-chunked-in-the-net-in-OT like save<\/a> in this game.<\/p>\n

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Pounds 2 @ Filthier 1<\/strong><\/p>\n

Pounds \u2013 ScottyK (19), Jake C (5)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 a light sizzle <\/em>(10-3-2, GAA of 1.80)<\/p>\n

Filthier \u2013 OP James (14)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Tim K (12-5-0, GAA of 1.89)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Luke was denied a Cheechoo like effort<\/a> to break the deadlock in the second half as he drove to the net a la Brendan Gallagher (you Americans think of\u2026.Chris Kreider) and the play was null on a crease violation. However on the subsequent inbound Los Blancos turned over the ball in from the side and Chapsy snipped top corns and that was all she wrote as Pounds iced it in another peculiarly highly physical defensive outing. But since it was a playoff like affair both refs swallowed their whistles (and then their pride after the game).<\/p>\n

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Karma 0 @ Gremlins 2<\/strong><\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Steve F (5-7-1, GAA of 3.23)<\/p>\n

Gremlins \u2013 Rod S (3), Iannis T (2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Shutout Win: Jamie the Original Varsity Warrior <\/em>B (9-5-2, GAA of 2.19)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Walker wasn\u2019t texting me all week saying he played horribly so he must have been\u2026at least even on the day plus-minus wise.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Prior to the Week 13 rain out, Gremlins had points in 7 straight games, which included a 6 game win streak, but recently had a 3 game skid before righting the ship with a big southeast 3 Katz<\/span> division win. Will it be enough in time for the playoffs? Of course not, there will be one game in a month prior to the Round of 16, what team is going to be feeling it come that extra unnecessary week off, eh?<\/p>\n

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Poutine 0 @ Demons 0 \u2013 PPD slip\u2019n\u2019slide-oot<\/strong><\/p>\n

Game Notes: With 9 and a half minutes left in the first half, everyone but Rubens wanted the game stopped as the teams had played one full game on the day and thought it better than playing more JW would get to over the next few weeks while he was OOO (as the office is clearly anything comprising a black top rink).<\/p>\n

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That puddle…tis just another defender to shoot the ball in off of\/screen the goalie for you.<\/p><\/div>\n

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Fresh 9 @ Butchers 3<\/strong><\/p>\n

FK \u2013 Gabe x3 (10), Roxy (1), Frank x2 (3), Tom x2 (6), Soko (7)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Barch (8-3-1, GAA of an abnormally high subway fare<\/em>)<\/p>\n

Butchers \u2013 Dana (3), SUPER Dave (4), Pete D\u2019A (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Tim Brk (3-6-1)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Has Frank played 5 games?<\/p>\n

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Sky Fighters 4 @ REEEEEEEhabs 7<\/strong><\/p>\n

SKY \u2013 Joseph not W<\/em> x2 (2), Katie S (5), Joe W (8),<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 OG James (4-9-1, GAA of 3.28)<\/p>\n

\u2018habs \u2013 Sena (2), Alex WM x2 (10), Hicksy (6), Mo (5), Cherie (9), Buffalo Zach G via WTP <\/em>(2)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Hector $h0wT!m3 Melendez\u00a0<\/em>(3-1, GAA of a normal subway fare<\/em>)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Cherie was prepping for OC by getting her Cherie picking on.<\/p>\n

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Math 4 @ \u2018biters 5<\/strong><\/p>\n

Math \u2013 Josh Wilson x2 via Left Wing Rainbow Poaching (FA)<\/em>, Bradley S (3), Jon M (9)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Liang (3-9)<\/p>\n

GANK \u2013 Chris B (5), Caroline MB (2), Joe P (7), Probie (19), Nolan \u201cPatrick\u201d (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Jamie B via Approved League Sub?<\/em><\/p>\n

Game Notes: Does Probert care (about the scoring race)? I have screenshots which MAY or may not confirm in the affirmative.<\/p>\n

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Dank-bows 5 @ Mega 4 (F\/SO)<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u2018bows \u2013 Josh W Not Wilson <\/em>Wagner (1), Dan C via FA<\/em>, Kat \u201cDragon\u201d C (2), Yetter (7)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 David #MyHotLegs2018 G. (4-9-0, GAA of 3.29)<\/p>\n

Shootout Winner \u2013 Yetter for almost another two goal effort<\/em><\/p>\n

Mega \u2013 Jeff B (9), Alok G (7), Max T (2), Joe L (4)<\/p>\n

Goalie Shootout Loss \u2013 Mike T (5-8-2, GAA of 2.93)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: I wonder where Yetter picked up the lose-the-ball-and-score -in-the-shootout-for-the-winner move and the chirpy fourth division behaviour\u2026.couldn\u2019t have been from any of his new mofo teammates I\u2019m sure.<\/p>\n

Quick Shifts: Don\u2019t look now (actually, I had to look at my goalie tracking figures to realize\u2026.) the \u2018bows have 3 straight wins and could make that streak as many as 5 depending on how the rest of their games on 9\/9 go.<\/p>\n

Peanuts: Yes, Julie; \u201cWhat the Puck won anyways\u201d<\/em>. We can flip the division names around next year, post Week 18 goal differential pending\u2026.if you please.<\/p>\n

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Butchers 4 @ Kills 6<\/strong><\/p>\n

Butchers \u2013 Pete D’A x2 (6), SUPER Dave (5), Hey<\/em> Arnold S (1)<\/p>\n

Goalie Loss \u2013 Tim Brk (3-7-1)<\/p>\n

FK \u2013 Tom x2 (8), Nick S (7), Ariel (9), Gabe (11)<\/p>\n

Goalie Win \u2013 Barch (9-3-1, GAA of 2.62)<\/p>\n

Game Notes: Has Tom played 5 games?<\/p>\n

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Week 17 (and #HB2018) in Tweets<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

These are totally not Week 17 related #DoubleClick<\/p>\n

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