{"id":19400,"date":"2018-09-06T08:27:07","date_gmt":"2018-09-06T12:27:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.btsh.org\/bruise\/?p=19400"},"modified":"2018-09-06T11:23:24","modified_gmt":"2018-09-06T15:23:24","slug":"heat-fears-make-up-previews-part-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.miyagimedia.com\/bruise\/heat-fears-make-up-previews-part-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Heat Fears Make-up Previews – Part One"},"content":{"rendered":"

Gut Rot at Denim Demons \u2013 12 pm, East<\/strong><\/p>\n

How in the world did GR agree to a 12 pm game?!?\u00a0 Vegas is taking bets at +\/- 5.5 players present for them when the game begins and the game actually beginning +\/- 16.5 minutes late.<\/p>\n

Well, there\u2019s a lot riding on the line for Gilligans and Gut Rot in this game.\u00a0 With two precious points up for grabs that will ultimately seal their final place in the 2018 standings; they can\u2019t afford to be lackadaisical on any shift.\u00a0 Playoff seeding is vital and no team wants a date with the Butchers.<\/p>\n

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Gut Rot and Demons celebrating the humiliation of the Zombie Elves.<\/p><\/div>\n

Same can be said for Boatsex Brad and the Demons.\u00a0 With two precious points up for grabs that will ultimately seal their final place in the 2018 standings; they can\u2019t afford to get all slapdash on any shift.\u00a0 Playoff seeding is vital and no team wants a date with Mathematics.<\/p>\n

Prediction<\/em>: with the early timeslot already working against Gut Rot it will be the Demons starting Sunday off right with a win, 3-1.<\/p>\n

Dark Rainbows at Instant Karma – 1 pm, East<\/strong>
\nby Tracy Demon<\/em><\/p>\n

\u2018Round about the time that many of us were slipping into a crab-bloody-mary-induced fever dream, the Rainbows staged an alarmingly professional, fleetingly controversial press conference announcing the drafting of free agent Yetter, who apparently did not get the memo that his new team is all about hugs, kazoos, smiley bar photos posted on an hourly basis each Sunday, and Greenwald\u2019s stripey socks. Can he convert those shocking snipes against Gut Rot into shots fired against Karma? He better, because Karma\u2014another team full of nice people who are just a little quieter about it\u2014still have the edge, hockey-wise, depending on who decides to show up. Here\u2019s hoping everyone stays polite, or this showdown between Chadwick and Tia\u2019s squads might lead to the breakup of everyone\u2019s favorite midnight beach band, Lime Walker(less).<\/p>\n

Prediction<\/em>: Karma wins 3-2, Yetter publicly apologizes to Gut Rot during an on-court ceremony at halftime and buys them a case of beer, and the band books another gig at the Cayman for 2019.<\/p>\n

Mathematics at Butchers \u2013 1 pm, West<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well, there\u2019s a lot riding on the line for John M and Math in this game.\u00a0 With two precious points up for grabs that will ultimately seal their final place in the 2018 standings; they can\u2019t afford to be all half-assed on any shift.\u00a0 Playoff seeding is vital and no team wants a date with the Sky Fighters.<\/p>\n

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This match-up will test the relationship of Rachel and her CLH4eva.<\/p><\/div>\n

Same can be said for Brady and the Butchers.\u00a0 With two precious points up for grabs that will ultimately seal their final place in the 2018 standings; they can\u2019t afford to get all haphazard on any shift.\u00a0 Playoff seeding is vital and no team wants a date with the Dark Rainbows.<\/p>\n

Prediction<\/em>: Bradley puts in another hero worth performance, but the rest of Math let him down as the Butchers offense finally clicks and collect those two points, 4-1.<\/p>\n

Poutine Machine at What The Puck \u2013 2:15 pm, East<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well, there\u2019s a lot riding on the line for Nicorette and the Mighty Poos in this game.\u00a0 With two precious points up for grabs that will ultimately seal their final place in the 2018 standings; they can\u2019t afford to be all shoddy on any shift.\u00a0 Playoff seeding is vital and no team wants a date with the Gremlins.<\/p>\n

Same can be said for Aisling and the Pucks.\u00a0 With two precious points up for grabs that will ultimately seal their final place in the 2018 standings; they can\u2019t afford to get all careless on any shift.\u00a0 Playoff seeding is vital and no team wants a date with Fresh Kills.<\/p>\n

Prediction<\/em>: a valiant effort by Hogg and Emily trips up Jerome and Christina as the Pucks continue to own Poutine, 4-2.<\/p>\n

Gouging Anklebiters at Filthier – 2:15 pm, West<\/strong><\/p>\n

Well, there\u2019s a lot riding on the line for Phil’s Biters in this game.\u00a0 With two precious points up for grabs that will ultimately seal their final place in the 2018 standings; they can\u2019t afford to be all substandard on any shift.\u00a0 Playoff seeding is vital and no team wants a date with the Instant Karma.<\/p>\n

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Ann, James and Sunny make up one of top lines in league.<\/p><\/div>\n

Same can be said for the Gentleman and Filthier.\u00a0 With two precious points up for grabs that will ultimately seal their final place in the 2018 standings; they can\u2019t afford to get all inferior on any shift.\u00a0 Playoff seeding is vital and no team wants a date with Mega Touch.<\/p>\n

Prediction<\/em>: Chris displays why he deserves a ROY nomination as he makes Tim K and Filthier look silly, 5-2.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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